My prediction: Someone sees this picture and makes it into a new funky winter ski cap….maybe that’s not so much of a prediction as it is a request. Someone go do that and send me one.
Let me tell you a tail tale of a man who still couldn’t keep his pants up even with that extra support back there.
Hmmm, is there a wedding nearby? Because for some reason that kid is doing the Electric Slide…..♫ You can’t see it, it’s electric, boogie woogie, woogie!♫
Orange you glad she’s not your grandmother?….I’m sorry. I hate those jokes. I owe you more than a joke styled after a 4 year old’s knock knock joke. But, you’re not getting it, that’s life. Disappointment. Deal with it…or dress like her. I don’t care.
A baby feeding is a perfectly natural and beautiful thing. Here is what’s not natural: An entire store staring at your perfectly natural beautiful thing while you wait for someone to buy a jug of water. I don’t say this often but there are too many jugs in this picture!
All we are missing is a couple of dogs sharing a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
To all you kids going to college: If you are looking for job security, I’d say go be a psychiatrist because there doesn’t seem to be a lack of parents out there scarring their kids for life…..Don’t get me wrong, the Predator is the shit and that is hilarious, but it’s also not my kid so that’s why I love it and you should too.
Oh, okay great. Hey, by the way, if you look at the previous post, I think there is a bus outside that is looking for you!
Well, if I’ve learned anything in the past year from running this site, it’s that if you’re looking for barely clothed people then you came to the right place!
A line-dance….in Walmart…..in Missouri. I can’t make this sh*t up people. Sometimes I feel like they are doing these things just for me! So grab your partner do-si-do, then step on up and shop some mo’!
Man, with her ass all the way up there, I bet it’s inconvenient to have to smell your farts so soon after you do it.
November 2nd, 2010
We would like to thank all of you who took some initiative and dressed up as a person of Walmart for Halloween. It is both flattering and disturbing…just the way we like it!
Okay, so holding your wallet with your nails only and without it actually touching your hands could hypothetically be argued to be one benefit of long ass nails…..feel free to spend a few days thinking of another one.
Fortunately, I ate enough candy yesterday that my vomit now tastes like chocolate.
So I was talking with my friend the other day about the pros and cons….OH MY GOD! Look at those eyebrows!!
Vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
What a calm and subdued werewolf. It must only be like a half moon out tonight.
Ohh neat, I see you really like movie villains. Would you say you like them more or less than preserving cat parts in formaldehyde jars in your basement?
Yeah sure, Monica Lewinski gets grief for sleeping with the President, but I’m guessing this one here gets a pass.
My guess? She has no idea why Halloween is the only day people talk to her.
I have to assume those paw prints are actually some animal she swallowed whole trying to fight its way out.
Why are all these guys following me everywhere?
Is this a joke or does that guy feed off of people staring at him sympathetically disgusted with his life choices? As if it wasn’t bad enough to ball it up in his little moped scooter, he decided to strap that girl, and whatever you want to call what she is wearing, to the back of it. Why not just wear a shirt that says “i strive for just below mediocrity”.
Captain Hook looks like he went on a bender.
What do you even call those upward pull-through shirt tying thingys? Oh yeah, that’s right…gay.
I think you can get to second base just by giving her a hug.
Hey Bubba, can you rub some Crisco on my back? I think I’m fixin’ to burn.
I’m glad you were specific in describing what kind of dick that you would like me to suck.