If there was ever a day I’d prefer to be at sea, it is today. I personally think that Black Friday is the most disgusting display of how far our country has fallen. American consumerism and mass delusion at its ultimate pinnacle of mass media hyped lies.
The ignorant masses lined up at 4:00 am outside the 40,000 Wal-Marts ready to storm the beaches and buy Chinese made shit they don’t need, which the corporate mass media tells them they must have, with money they don’t got.
I can’t wait to hear the death and injury counts from the stampedes of the ignorant masses across our great land. It will probably be higher than our Afghanistan casualties for one day. Oh the humanity? All for that awesome deal on a cheap Chinese TV that will break in less than two years.
Retarded analysts soberly appear on CNBC all day declaring a recovery because millions of delusional numbskulls are buying shit on credit again, as if they ever stopped. Your newspaper has 5 news stories and 20,000 ads.
Did Black Friday exist in 1955? 1965? 1975?
No it didn’t. Today was created by mega corporations, backed by corporate media, and sold by corporate advertising giants. It is mass manipulation of the ignorant masses. It degrades humanity and makes us nothing more than robotic consumers. The masses are in a giant pavlovian dog experiment. The media declares unbelievable deals and the masses automatically salivate and line up like lemmings.
If I had more time, I’d tell you what I really think about Black Friday. But, I must go. They are having an awesome sale on Deck 5. I can get anything I want with this cool little card they gave me at the beginning of the trip. I sure hope gold has gone up since I left.