Not only do I work a full time job, run a blog, write an article per week, do my own taxes with Turbo Tax, and spend 12 hours per week in traffic, but I’ve also proven to be a sports expert. In one of the most lopsided victories in the history of NCAA tournament pools, I obliterated my so called competion. My nearest opponent finished 440 points behind. I believe I told you guys at the beginning of this “competition” – THE ADMINISTRATOR ALWAYS WINS!!!
My only regret is that Smokey is not here to read this. His selections in this pool proved to be the most pathetic in history. A monkey throwing shit at the bracket to select their teams could have scored higher than 330 points. Smokey – if you happen to be reading this – you eat shit.
Group Results |
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| RNK | ENTRY, OWNER | R64 | R32 | S16 | E8 | FF | NCG | CHAMPION | PPR | TOTAL | PCT |
| 1 | JimQ203 1, J. Quinn | 200 | 180 | 120 | 80 | 160 | 320 | UConn | 0 | 1060 | 97.6 |
| 2 | jbenham99313 1, J. Benham | 220 | 200 | 120 | 80 | 0 | 0 | Kansas | 0 | 620 | 83.8 |
| 3 | dbacktim4 , t. priester | 230 | 180 | 120 | 80 | 0 | 0 | Ohio St | 0 | 610 | 82.2 |
| 3 | dannl221 1, D. white | 250 | 200 | 160 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Duke | 0 | 610 | 82.2 |
| 5 | Sonic, J. Crawford | 230 | 180 | 160 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Florida | 0 | 570 | 72.6 |
| 5 | BocaBehemoths 1, A. Petrone | 250 | 200 | 120 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Ohio St | 0 | 570 | 72.6 |
| 7 | Stuck-In-NJ 1, n. koch | 260 | 140 | 80 | 80 | 0 | 0 | Kansas | 0 | 560 | 68.1 |
| 7 | ssgconway 1, L. Conway | 240 | 200 | 40 | 80 | 0 | 0 | Ohio St | 0 | 560 | 68.1 |
| 9 | Plato_Pussius 1, j. parrott | 250 | 160 | 120 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Texas | 0 | 530 | 56.3 |
| 10 | Irrationalizer 1, L. Primrose | 260 | 140 | 120 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Notre Dame | 0 | 520 | 51.9 |
| 10 | LLPOHTBP 1, J. Ross | 240 | 160 | 120 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Texas | 0 | 520 | 51.9 |
| 12 | kevqui 1, K. Quinn | 240 | 180 | 80 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Duke | 0 | 500 | 42.8 |
| 13 | howard in nyc 1, w. stecke | 220 | 140 | 120 | 0 | 0 | 0 | UNC | 0 | 480 | 33.6 |
| 13 | TBPIowan 1, D. Latta | 260 | 180 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Kansas | 0 | 480 | 33.6 |
| 15 | MikeinAZ, M. Gular | 210 | 200 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Ohio St | 0 | 450 | 21.3 |
| 15 | Dirty Billy Boy’s Picks, D. Billy | 230 | 180 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Pittsburgh | 0 | 450 | 21.3 |
| 17 | Petey1187 1, A. Petersohn | 250 | 140 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Ohio St | 0 | 430 | 14.6 |
| 18 | BuchJoe 1, J. Buch | 240 | 140 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Notre Dame | 0 | 380 | 5.0 |
| 19 | proximo6060 1, d. morehouse | 210 | 80 | 40 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Kansas | 0 | 330 | 1 |
As I said elsewhere, this will hopefully put paid to the “Big Least” meme.
People are calling iot a dog of a game, but that was some of the stiffest, most consistent defense ever seen played anywhere. Hold an opponent to 18 per cent shooting?
Believe it.
Again, congrats.
But, does it make up for the fact that your prognostications suckazz when it comes to baseball, football, and hockey? I mean, shit, how many times did we hear about the Flyers winning it all and your hopeless love affair with Vick?
You were near the bottom after the first round. But, you rode UConn’s coattails to victory otherwise you would have been smokin’ Smokey’s pole. Good thing you didn’t listen to my advice about Kemba not being able to carry the team. Fuckin brilliant.
You should send $1,000 to UConn. Me? I’m gonna send Butler a book; “How to Shoot the Fuckin Basketball for Dummies”.
By the way … who you got in the finals for the NBA?
Stuck
The Philles are 3 – 0. I think they may go unbeaten. We’ll flog the Mets tonight.
The Sixers will surely win the NBA championship.
BBES
the most screwed up bracket in history, two hugely improbable longshots reaching the ff, and zero #1 seeds advancing to the last weekend. only a twisted, diseased mind could come out on top of forecasting this completely random tournament.
gee whiz, congrats, i suppose. oh, and cole hamels ES.
howard
SFGES
“Not only do I work a full time job, run a blog, write an article per week, do my own taxes with Turbo Tax, and spend 12 hours per week in traffic…”
Jim, I honestly don’t see how you find the time to do these things, not to mention being a father and husband. I suspect you write those articles at work. Fess up!
Zara
I write the articles on the weekend. I need peace and quiet to write the articles. No peace and quiet at work, especially now during budget season.
Admin: Talk your shiz in August… then we’ll see.
Not that I care. BBES covers all four bases:
BaseBall, BasketBall, Ben the Bernank, and Baby Boomers Eat Shit.
How many times did you enter?
Colma
He only entered once. You can see his actual picks right here;
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/en/entry?entryID=2571915
You’ll notice there;s more fucking red ink on his sheet than in the Federal Budget. He picked THREE wrong teams in the Final Four for Crissakes!! Fuckin’ embarrassing.
He rode UConn like they were a cheap whore. If UConn would have lost to SDSU … like they should have … he would have finished just in front of Smokey. Like I said, fuckin’ embarrassing that he would brag about this “win”.
I’m gonna kick his mangy ass next year.