TBP POLL #2012

Obama 2012 Spoof Ad

It seems that potential contenders for the Republican nomination are dropping like flies. Since it evidently takes $1 billion to get elected president in the U.S., anyone who doesn’t get in the race in the next few weeks will be shit out of luck. The MSM has already concluded that Obama will be re-elected. I’ve concluded that he will not be re-elected. The economy will fall to pieces between now and November 2012. Whoever runs against Obama will win. There is no inkling of a 3rd party candidacy. So we have a three part poll today.

 

Who will be the Republican nominee in 2012?

 

  1. Mitt Romney
  2. Tim Pawlenty
  3. Newt Gingrich
  4. Michelle Bachman
  5. Ron Paul
  6. Mitch Daniels
  7. John Huntsman
  8. Sarah Palin
  9. Herman Cain
  10. Jeb Bush
  11. Smokey (the real reason he left TBP?)

 

Who has the best chance to beat Obama in 2012?

 

Does it matter who is elected President in 2012?

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StuckInNJ
StuckInNJ
May 18, 2011 7:08 pm

Well, dahum!! You may now call me Stucky The Snake Fucker.

willdogz
willdogz
May 18, 2011 7:20 pm

You are assuming that there will be elections in 2012. barry will never let it happen. Some “event” will preclude elections.

llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 7:40 pm

I do not know who will get the nomination, but I bet it is not gonna be the right person.

StuckInNJ
StuckInNJ
May 18, 2011 7:57 pm

TSA Scanner picture of Michele Bachmann
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llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 8:29 pm

Too bad Palin hasn’t a chance… I like bubble-headed MILFs.

Bachman has too much education. Women need to stay in the kitchen and make supper for daddy.

Like I said, it won’t be the right one…

llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 8:41 pm

Doppetganger above. Colma, dat you?

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
May 18, 2011 8:47 pm

Mwaaahahaha!

llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 8:53 pm

Colma – nice. Very nice. You know you are in over your head, tho, don’t you? You are gonna force me to start posting photos of you and sugar mama again, like this one:

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Just how long can you hold your breath, anyhow? Must be handy when she plays dutch oven with you.

llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 8:54 pm

Dan it – I hate that when that happens. Try again:

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llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 8:56 pm

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llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 8:57 pm

Finally. Damn wordpress.

Surly1
Surly1
May 18, 2011 8:58 pm

Stuck

I like your list, too. Right to the point.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
May 18, 2011 9:22 pm

Llpoh: Not me! I was doppelganged earlier on this thread too!

It got more thumbs up than most of my comments!

Must be Surly…

But that picture cracks me up… look at that poor little guy. Probably has to wash with peroxide to get the big tuna smell out of his hair!!!

llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 9:28 pm

OK – if not Colma, then will the real doppelganger show him/herself so that the beatings can begin in earnest?

Colma – you have a way of putting things that just makes me lose my appetite.

Doppelganger
Doppelganger
May 18, 2011 9:39 pm

LLPOH =

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Colma Rising
Colma Rising
May 18, 2011 9:42 pm

RE. It must be RE…

llpoh
llpoh
May 18, 2011 9:50 pm

Watch out Doppelganger:

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Punk in Drublic
Punk in Drublic
May 18, 2011 10:12 pm

Well, I was sure the Donald would grab the GOP by the nuts and tell them to nominate him or eat shit. Shows how much my predictions are worth. On that note I will fall back on my old favorite.

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FRED FLINTSTONE
FRED FLINTSTONE
May 18, 2011 11:38 pm

Geez…I stink at doppleganging. I posted as Colma about Bachman, hoping to cause insurrection and discontent amongst the women folk, especially RE, and I can’t even pull that little stunt off. I give up. I’ll never visit this site again. See ya tomorrow.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
May 19, 2011 12:32 am

Dam you, Fred Flintstone!

The ladies of the board must think I’m a pig.

You’ve ruined my feminist reputation…

Dam you Fred!

Surly1
Surly1
May 19, 2011 6:28 am

Not me, Colma. I have enough trouble just typing and otherwise trying to figure out WP.