With Stuck’s imminent incarceration only one hour away I thought it was appropriate that we start the movement to free him. It will be similar to the movement to free Nelson Mandela. That didn’t take too long. I tried to find some images to support our Free Stuck movement, but only came up with Free Stuff images, so that will have to do.
After minutes of racking my brain, I got creative and found some images to support our movement. I think the images are quite fitting. Ignore the grave stone.
I’m afraid the devious police will use an interrogation technique which is bound to make Stuck confess and ask to be sent to prison.
But once in prison, he will not like playing sports.
We will sneak a little pick axe in a birthday cake into his cell, like Shawshank Redemption. But, with Stuck’s luck, his tunneling efforts are likely to end shitty.
I know everyone will rally around the FREE STUCK movement. I understand even Smokey is mobilizing his mountain lion and buying extra barbed wire.
Stuck we are all thinking about you right now.
Well, Stuck wouldnt be stuck if he was free. 8)
The jail food isnt all that bad Still Stuck. Mostly soy. I lost weight while in jail for two weeks plus I didnt have probation once I got out.
Just dont sleep on your stomach.
Stuck,
We feel your pain – Bill Clinton
TBP,
I find in odd that he is going to the police station and not the district attorneys office.
good luck stuck!
At least he has a shot with Indiana police. New Jersey police are generally pricks.
Someday we’d like to know what’s going on here. I know his son is in deep ca-ca there, and I suppose, like Dave said, it might just be best to be silent at the moment.
Hopefully all will turn out well.
MA
He’s just going in for questioning. They will scold him and tell him not to do it again, and he’ll be walking the streets again, endangering every free human being in this country.
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If we really want to send him away for a long time, you gotta send him some illegal drugs.
One of my favorite movie lines comes to mind:
“There’s always the possibility that some asshole will be offended. Isn’t there?”
Thinker:
Turn on the sarcasm filter. Stuck is one of the best things about this place, as are you, MA, KB, Welshman, and all the other monkeys. I’m afraid we’re all gonna be fighting for our right to write whatever the hell we want before long.
A Rosey Stuck behind bars:
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AWD:
Indeed. And may we continue to offend the assholes!
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I wonder what the raction was when a six foot eight dude with a magnum pi mustache and a mini-skirt submitted to questioning…
Seriously, though, the only way this much rukus could materialize is if someone threatened… or made someone feel threatened (that’s assault in most states) with their rants. That’s where the “Free Speech” line is most often crossed. Stuck’s Randy Marsh moments (a la South Park) probably warranted a bit of unwanted scrutiny… however, we must remember rights come with responsibility.
I hope Stuck is found to be the harmless mouthy retard I’ve always imagined him to be.
Unfortunately, this incident seems to be scaring some comical and insightful posters away.
Good luck, Stuchenstein.
I have received word that STUCK IS FREE!!!!!
Our movement to free him worked. See what doing nothing can accomplish.
He has decided to take a little time off from posting to recover from his ordeal. He did say his butt hurt. He would like to thank everyone for their good thoughts.
LONG LIVE STUCK!!!!
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Wow! Thanks guys!
I wasn’t going to post anything about my experience today, but after reading this I changed my mind. I have a few things to say.
I was interviewed by two Chatham police detectives for one hour. Detective H. was the main interviewer. He was very polite while being very professional. I believe he could tell from my initial phone conversation with him last week (where my voice was all quivery), and also from my demeanor when I met him today, that I was quite upset about this experience. He started off the interview by stating that I was not under arrest. I thought that was very kind. They were there to understand the motivation behind my post and whether or not what I said had any meat to it.
The original post had to do with Person A growing organic vegetables for sale on their property, and Person B who objected to what he considered a commercial enterprise on property that was not zoned for commercial use. The thread only had about 10 comments including mine. I made a joking comment that Persom B took as a threat, who then filed a complaint, which was followed up by the police.
I am NOT going to go into the comment I made, so please don’t ask, and please don’t speculate. However, it was clearly and without a doubt ( said tongue-in-cheek and meant as a joke. Anyone who reads this site regularly knows that 75% of my posts incorporate some kind of humor. I absolutely hate what is going on in America … nothing but bad news that just keeps getting worse. Humor is my way of coping. If I couldn’t laugh I would go insane. And other than being a Thumbs Up whore, nothing gives me greater pleasure on TBP than to make someone smile. However, as 1st Officer Spock once said, “Humor, Captain, it is a difficult thing.” In other words, sometimes my attempt at humor results in one giant goose-egg.
I have never even owned a gun, and I never will. Despite my internet tough-guy routine from time to time, I can assure you that short of defending Ms Freud’s life, I can see no other plausible scenario where I would kill another human being … probably not even to defend my own life. I guess I’ll never know until faced with that situation but … taking the life of another human being? It’s just not in my DNA.
I once killed an animal on purpose when I was 16 … a possum that kept turning over our garbage cans. Afterwards, I felt sick to my stomach for days. Call me a “pussy” if you want, or call me a “hypocrite” for eating meat that someone else killed. That’s fine. Fact is, I just can’t imagine killing another living creature, least of all a human being.
It was one of the reasons I joined the Air Force in 1971 instead of letting myself get drafted in the Army. I didn’t want to kill any “commies” …. poor people, actually, who just wanted to be left the fuck alone. Maybe I was raised a pacifist pussy? My parents are against all wars, all killing, and instilled that in me. Maybe it’s because except for my mother and her brother, my parents lost EVERY SINGLE ONE of their relatives in WWII … murdered, raped, and even tortured in prison camps. ALL of them. That’s why I am a pussy.
At the end of the interview Det. H. said that he believed my intentions were harmless and that very likely no more would come of this … although he could not guarantee it. I’ll have to wait and see but am hoping for the best.
After we left the premises, and while sitting in the car in the police parking lot, Ms. Freud broke down and cried and cried. Because I was in there so long (1 hour) she feared the worst. While this has been stressful for me, it has been 10 times worse for her. I really regret that I put her through this. She asked me finish up my books and software and to stop logging on to TBP. Well, I really DO need to finish my now 3 year long project. I am also going to respect her wishes and stay off TBP for a few weeks. Once my project is done (95% done already) in a few weeks I’ll be back and try to provide some entertainment. Folks, I probably won’t respond to any further questions about this situation. I hope you understand.
In closing, let me urge all of you refrain from ANY comments having to do with personal or property damage, even if it is said in jest. Det H. told me the authorities find no humor in such things. He said this has nothing to do with free speech. He said I am free to hate politicians and bankers all I want and to feel free in expressing such opinions. But he said that there is nothing funny about posting, “Kill Bernanke” regardless of the intent. (Yes, he used The Bernanke as an example.) I assured him that I would never be posting such a thing again.
Lastly, if Person B, (Mr. R. T.) is reading this, while I do disagree with your position regarding organic farming (can’t we all just get along, or at least let people be?), I do sincerely apologize to you and your family for causing you alarm. My intent was tongue-in-cheek only. My intent at humor failed. As I hope you can see, I am of no threat to anyone, especially yourself. Peace.
See you in a few weeks folks. Thanks again for your support.
Well, CRAP!!! The post above is OBVIOUSLY not moekinz but, mine, StuckInNJ.
Stuck
I fixed it.
Godspeed Stuck.
Stuck, glad to hear you’re alright. Sorry about Mrs. Freud, though – had to be scary for her.
I remember the post in question and your subsequent joke. It’s a (sorry) sign of the times that people like Person B exist to tyrannize not only their neighbors but also people on message boards who disagree with their actions and behavior.
If there’s a silver lining to the strife we know is coming, it’s that people will learn that we will increasingly need each other to survive, and petty concerns like what the neighbor is growing on their own land will appear to be just what they are — inane and a waste of everyone’s time. I thought maybe we were there already, but apparently that’s not the case with a few holdouts in our society.
Hang in there. As they say, “this too shall pass.” And someday you’ll be able to look back, laugh and realize just how silly this whole thing is/was.
We’ll see you in a few weeks/months.
Stuck,
I really feel for you and Ms. Freud, and I’m so sorry for your ordeal. I can also relate to a spouse being anti-TBP (but I just can’t seem to stop).
I’m so glad all went well today. Good luck on your book and I’m looking forward to enjoying your good sense of humor once more.
That was me.
Stucky
Thanks for your comments above. Well done. I know you won’t be posting for a while, but do stop by and take a peek every now and then. Maybe one of our shit-throwing monkeys will put a smile on your face.
Even with this serious subject, did you notice some of the humor and zingers in this thread? Samples.
I have received word that STUCK IS FREE!!!!! Our movement to free him worked. See what doing nothing can accomplish. ——-Admin
I hope Stuck is found to be the harmless mouthy retard I’ve always imagined him to be.
——-Colma
And then there’s AWD’s picture of the cats behind bars.
You couldn’t possibly go cold turkey on stuff like that, could you? A peek a week should do you.
Your friend,
SSS
Yanno I remember when SiNJ made a comment to me about being six foot eight or seven who can remember and how he would break me apart like a pencil or twig or the jaw of an ass or something I dont recollect in total.
Ennyhoo, I guess some people take things seriously and If anyone has taken anything I said to mean that I want to harm anyone, well, I dont, or wouldnt, and apologize if it was taken that way cause actually I wondered, like some others, if it was me that caused Jims phone call from the authorities. Whew.
I forgot to add I always knew Stuck never meant what he said in my post above. Well at least as far as bodily harm goes. Just butting heads. Id be happy to have a beer with Stuck anytime.
Sure, it’s all fun-n-games until Ms. Freud takes the internet privilege away.
Stuck , do your restriction like a man and then come back with a better attitude.
But really , I think you would have loved Guantanamo once you got used to the heat.
Southern heat usually give Yankees the shits.and most have to wear a diaper during the summer months.
Hang in there Big-Un.
Ms. Freud is out at her hospital job until 5PM …. so here I am …. breaking my promise …. but only this one time to post a quick note to all you dear friends … and when push comes to shove, disagreements aside, I do consider you all my good internet buddies.
This place is so DAMN addicting … worse than marijuana Herr SSS … lol … so yes, when Ms Freud is off site I will of course log on and read the comments. I need The Daily Fix!! I promised Ms Freud I wouldn’t POST any more. I said nothing about READING posts!!
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Muck — my son, SJ, is making a rather remarkable recovery. The State is no longer forcing him to take all those horrible meds. They have reduced their number of visits to check up on him from twice a week to only once a month! We have gotten opinions from two other psychiatrists and neither of them felt that SJ was schizophrenic. He was given a much milder diagnosis involving OCD and some paranoia. Both have a high succes rate regarding a cure. Lastly, he applied to Grand Valley State Univ. to further his music degree and was accepted. He still has some hurdles to overcome but I believe the worst is behind us. I just might change my mind about the possibility of miracles!
Fuck that!
Kill, kill, kill.
Humans that is- the rest are blameless.
Best of luck to you, your wife and your son Stuck.
Stuck-glad you are on the outside looking in, & not the other way around. & thanks for the explanation.
See what doing nothing can accomplish. -JQ
Einstein was reported to have once said that there are 5 solutions to every problem.
The first is to do nothing.
@Stuck: That is great news about your son! I don’t believe in miracles but I do believe firmly in good luck and it appears that luck has swung your way as far as your son is concerned. I’m really pleased and I’m serious.
As far as posting. Ms. Freud has my sympathy. When someone you love has a visit with the gestapo, it can be upsetting. It will also be short lived.
You did good posting under Hoser Guy – well some name like that – you can always post under a new name but I really like StuckinNJ best, so just do it when you can. I appreciate your humor and there will always be grumps in this world. Cops just have a short string when you suborn violence in most ways.
I really thought for a while ColmaR or ecliptix543 might be in the soup but they lucked out again.
I really should finish th—– BOMB!! BOMB!!
MA
someone filed a police complaint, because stuck threatened them. on the internet.
for fucks sake.
what a fucking pussy.
i gotta see this for myself, what those threatening characters on a message thread in cyberspace possibly could have been.
what a fucking pussy country.
hey, i wanna file a complaint against smokey. he threatened me. something about an 11 1/2 inch kielbasa, a phone booth, barbed wire and a mountain lion.
take his ass away. i mean, bring his ass back here.
Hang in their Stuck. you’re right this place is addicting.
Hey, Muck… I don’t support violence! When I am going “Smokey” on someone I am sure to say “figuratively” or “with due process” and say “Your bitch sucks dick like a champ” instead of “Wife” (a loaded statement).
I, along with Surly of all folks, realize that violence is no joke and get a million people thumbing me down for saying to stay out of the way.
Old clippers, on the other hand… that kid’s a firecracker.
Not to mention my posts, when original, are fiction.
See if this you tube embed works [prolly wont], not that its related to Stuck but thought it was funny, if not click here and then scroll down to new guy in prison and click the video.
http://thepolicedaily.com/corrections.htm
That Smokey threatened everyone with a his titanic “white owl” only proves he is a harmless geriatric old man on viagra.
Adios Stucky!
Glad you and your Mrs are OK.
I will the same as everyone else here, good luck with everything sucky. And I agree with howard, what pussy tattled on one of the posters here? what a dickhead.
Dickheads tend to get the attention of the gestapo because non-dickheads don’t bitch. They just poke holes in your tires or do something else to get even.
Sadly, we are going to have to do some spying on neighbors – profiling if you will. Not so much here in the sticks, but the shitties are going to have to watch out. As religious bigotry increases (and we are in an upswing on pendulum of religiosity) so will violence and I’m not just talking about Islamic extremism. Remember the KKK? Just as violent and just as sickening.
In times of political/economic/social stress, extremism of all varieties tends to expand causing pain and agony for everyone. TBPers included.
MA
Admin,
I need to know – did you divulge Stuck’s identity?
newsjunkie
No I didn’t.
@Stuck: I had a similar moment of feeling the “love” of our LEO’s while boarding for our cruise.
We are about 1 hour from sailing when I hear that myself and 3 other individuals were needed on Deck 0. I was rather annoyed as I was happily drinking margharitas and dancing the Cupid Shuffle on the Lido Deck at the time.
So, we all go down there and find out that we have all inadvertantly left clips of ammo in our suitcases. I must add that one fellow was a DEA agent and two were off-duty police!
“Wow!”, I said. “I was wondering where those clips were!. Haven’t been able to find them since I left the deer lease last fall. Good thing I didn’t pack the RPGs!”
This was not received with the hilarity I had intended, nor was my attempt to start a Makareno congo line while filling out the paperwork appreciated neither.
Sigh.
Yes, I was let back on the boat when I surrendered my two single stack clips of .45 shells, with a whopping 13 bullets in them, filled out some forms and said I was sorry.
But what a fucking crock of shit. Here we have an out of control fed.gov bombing the crap out of Libya and Pakistan, selling military grade automatic weapons to the Mexican drug cartels AND totally failing to secure our southern border letting gods know what come across.
And these jokers have their panties in a wad about a few clips of ammo?
Just like they go after Stuck for a comment on a fucking internet forum for fuck’s sake.
It’s been a while, but here goes: FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.
I take that as a no. Thanks.
Hope: People thought you were spooked out, not on a cruise, because of this… and here you are terrorizing a ship. Tsk tsk tsk. I can see it now. No blonde joke from me.
Stuck – all the best. But if you haven’t spent a few hours in a cop shop you haven’t truly lived. We miss you when you are not here so come back soon.
See, questioned, scolded, and released back onto society.
“Maybe I was raised a pacifist pussy?”
I don’t think so, stucky, your the man. I get the feeling we are all going to be put through the wringer one way or another in the weeks, months, and years to come. You fucking stood up for yourself and didn’t take any of their shit, and hat’s off to you for that. And, you didn’t act like an asshole and piss them off, also a good idea.
I don’t give a goddamn if I’m on some list on some government jerk-off’s computer. If restoring this country to some semblance on sanity is illegal, then only criminals like me will be doing the restoring.
I’d have gone into that “interview” with an attitude, pissed off the wrong people, and gotten charged with something. It’s happened before. But I always have some cred with the judge, and get off. It’s quite a racket the lawyers are running, the police are just the shopkeepers. But they’re getting ugly aren’t they.
And to whoever that fuck faced shit spawn who made the complaint is, you are worse than a maggot abortion. You’ll get yours, in the grand karmic scheme of things. There’s one in every crowd, always spoils the party for someone.
Let’s get back to work and quit kissing ass now, okay?
I apologize if I offended you. I’m super-sensitive to betrayal.
Plus I know that journalists and librarians have some level of protection to maintain the privacy of their sources or patrons, but I don’t know if the same protection extends to the internet.
CR sez: Old clippers, on the other hand… that kid’s a firecracker.
Clippers… I kinda like the sound of that. Brings back fond memories of getting my ears cut by the barber with the shaky hands… Ahh, the good old days…
Hope,
Do they run the luggage through x-ray machines on cruise ships? Glad your back.
Stucky,
Miss ya
Thanks, EC… I had to bump this onto the comment list for Stucky.