I MIGHT BE PARANOID, BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT AFTER ME

I was driving home on the Schuykill Expresway last night and I may have cut off this vehicle while merging at City Line Ave.

He pulled in closely behind me and I’m sure he was thrilled to see this bumper magnet on the back of my car.

As a DHS drone I’m sure he dutifully noted that anyone supporting Ron Paul was clearly an enemy of the state and should be considered a likely domestic terrorist. I was picturing him running my tags and having flashing red lights going off with a Most Wanted poster with my picture showing up on his screen.

Then I noticed that the white Silverado in front of me had a different color license plate. I pulled up closer and it said it was a U.S. government vehicle. I was surrounded. These two government vehicles could pull the old squish a hybrid move and it would have been lights out for Administrator.

Then I started to get pissed off. I was thinking WTF is a Federal government employee doing driving a $35,000 Silverado. Why am I paying for this guy’s truck? Why can’t he drive his own fucking vehicle? Did you know there are 600,000 Federal government vehicles being driven by government drones, at your expense? Why should taxpayers pay for Federal government vehicles driven by bureaucrats and drones? This is just the Federal level. There are government drones at the local and state levels also driving vehicles at your expense. Imagine how much money we could free up for education, debt reduction, or turtle crossings if we made every government drone in the country drive their own fucking car. My guess is $25 billion to $50 billion.

Eventually, I gave the DHS vehicle the slip and thought I was home free. Then out of the blue, there he was pulling up beside me on the Northeast Extension. I glanced over and I could have sworn he gave me one of these.

 I’m not paranoid, but someone is following me.

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ecliptix543

Welcome to the club, Admin. If you’re not being surveilled by DHS, you’re not doing it right. I guess I’ll get to finally meet you at the FEMA camps next year. I’ll bring the det-cord, you bring the bang-bangs and we’ll be outta that bitch in NO time.

Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous

Admin, state and local vehicle usage is manageable, federal is not, at least not until federal spending is brought under control. That won’t happen without a collapse or other event, like Ron Paul being elected. It’s not very likely the status quo is going to vote in its own black swan.

If we even have elections this year. Be prepared for wars and rumors of wars, earthquakes and famines. These rebut the beginning of the birth pangs (mark 13:6-8). Come, Lord Jesus, come!

crumply clock
crumply clock

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TeresaE
TeresaE

Ah Admin, the WHITE SUV’s are to be ignored.

If they were following/watching you, it would be in great big DARK SUVs. The feds, task forces and local cops/SWAT seem to prefer dark navy and black.

Start worrying if you notice BIG black SUVs parked by your neighbors.

Start worrying if you hear the black copters twenty feet from the roof of your house in the middle of the night.

Then, start worrying.

Side note: I don’t know HOW anyone could not notice they were being followed/watched. Long story, but I know for a fact that they only think they are hiding, unless your surroundings actually offer them cover. The ones I’ve seen staking out in my neighborhood might as well of had great big neon-lit signs screaming, “GOVERNMENT! You are being watched!”

Hope
Hope

The alternative explanation is that there are now so many of these fed.gov motherfuckers running around that you can’t help but bump into them all day long, sigh.

Just like cockroaches.

Stamp. Stamp. Stamp-stamp-stamp-stamp. STAMP.

Just start carrying a phone or camera which you can instantly stream to the web so we know where to look for your body.

Thinker

This is what “See Something, Say Something” is going to give us.

Woman shocked by being taken from plane in Detroit

PlatoPlubius

The WHITE SUVs or BLACK SUVs aren’t what you need to worry about…it’s the black helicopters that run on silent mode that you should be concerned with!

Anyways, on a side note, a couple of weeks ago here in my hometown, I saw something very peculiar. The campus I work at happens to be next to a busy road. I happened to be walking from one classroom to another when I heard sirens. I’m like a dog chasing an ambulance when I hear sirens; I alwasy perk up to see if I can guess what kind of vehicle it is. Anyways, the sirens squealled by and I thought for sure it was a police cruiser. Nope, instead I saw a Dodge minivan with blue and red lights flashing from within its front grill flying down the road!

A freaking minivan! Now that is sneakier than even whisper mode black helicopters!

AWD

He had a better, bigger and newer car than you. So that makes him better than you automatically (even though your taxes paid for the car).

Where do they get off buying brand new cars every year? Obama telling his minions we have to support the economy, or just insider dealing (since the government runs GM)?

The average Federal cocksucker makes the equivalent of more than $100k per year, including benefits, AND gets a car. All for doing nothing.

That’s hilarious. More sturm and drang provided by big brother.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising

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Colma Rising
Colma Rising

The mini-van’s to blend in with the people of Empire, Plato…

MuckAbout

I’m really glad it’s not my job to clean HzK’s shoes!!

MA

PlatoPlubius

@ Colma

I thought the minivans were to blend in with the soccer moms at the soccer practices/games! This way they can be inconspicuously monitoring any “illegal” activity at these family events!!

Colma Rising
Colma Rising

Plato: I envisioned an old brown Dodge Caravan with primer spots and a picture of a bull in the back windows…

Like the van Admin makes his wife drive!

avalon

That cute, yellow van you posted is actually nicer than mine.

Dave Doe
Dave Doe

I would not suggest this ….

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llpoh
llpoh

A number of years ago I was driving through Texas – at high speed. Way up in front of me a car made a sudden U-turn, and I quickly saw it was a cop. He was of course trying to get his radar on me, as he had noticed how fast was closing the gap on him. I was too fast for him, and braked hard before he could time me.

I passed him, and he did another U-turn and zoomed up behind me. He pulled right on my bumper – if I had farted he would have smelled it. He stayed glued to my ass for over FORTY miles – and when I say glued I mean glued – no more than a couple of feet back. He followed me like that all they way out of the county.

I hate cops.

ecliptix543

llpoh – That sounds like one of those times when the invisible rabbit runs out and you just instinctively slam on the brakes and see what happens.

Stucky

llpoh

You should have slammed on your brakes. He would have had an impossible task explaining how he rear-ended you. You could have sued Texas and made millions.

llpoh
llpoh

Stucky – are you out of your fucking mind? This was TEXAS we are talking about. If I had done that, I would have ended up in the fucking hospital – not from the wreck, but from the beating the fuckers would have given me. I would have been most fortunate to survive. This was South-East Texas. Those mothersw are corrupt at the best of times, and I do not speak with an East Texas drawl. I would have ben fucked 3 ways to Sunday. Seriously. There would have been no evidence – the stroy would have been something like I pulled right in front of him from off the shoulder, or he would have simply claimed did it on purpose – which would have been more than enough to get me fried by the local Justice of the Peace – who is most often an elected position filled by – wait for it – the last retired County Sheriff. Holy fuck, I crap my pants think about what would have happened to me.

You guys obviously have never been an out of stater in bumfuck East Texas. Do not pull crap when you are in that part of the world.

Stucky

Texas, schmexas. Chuck would be disappointed in you.
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llpoh
llpoh

Norris was a pussy compared to some of the rangers I have seen. There was one that used to come into the restaurant where I had lunch. a lot of cops frequented the joint too. The ranger would take a seat by himself, never saying a word – he looked like 10 miles of gravel road. The other cops would go quiet. He was pretty intimidating.

My dad had lots of stories about rangers he had seen. They were a law unto themselves in the 50’s and 60’s. They travelled alone – motto was one riot one ranger. I repeat -they were not to be fucked with. No-sirree-bob.

Dave Doe
Dave Doe

I’m with LLPOH – let’s not mess with Texas.

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llpoh
llpoh

DD – ain’t that the truth.

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