SEARS – I TOLD YOU SO

Anyone remember my SEARS = TOAST post from May of this year? Here is a snippet:

Jesus Christ himself couldn’t save Sears. Has anyone on TBP actually bought anything at a Sears/Kmart in the last five years? They are the worst run retailer in America. They are dead and don’t even know it. These morons have added 247 new stores since 2006 but have managed to decrease their annual sales by $10 billion. Eddie Lampert is truly a retail genius. Over the next five years you will see a battle of retail zombies. Every big box retailer is part of the walking dead.

Sears will be the first victim and the stronger zombies – Home Depot, Lowes, and Wal-Mart will destroy them by underpricing appliances and tearing their heart out. Target, Kohls, and Wal-Mart already destroyed their apparel and general merchandise business.

A forward thinking realist would take a look at his 4,038 stores and close the 1,000 worst performing stores and try to conserve cash for the rough years ahead. They will not do this. They will go out in a blaze of glory with the biggest retail bankruptcy in history. There will be 4,038 rat infested vacant hulks rotting in our communities for decades.

You know I hate to tell people I told them so, but after yesterday I’m afraid I have to do it again. The demise of Sears is baked in the cake. Remember the stories in the MSM about Eddie Lambert being the new Warren Buffett. They were right. Buffet and Lambert have both proven to be dumbasses. Buffet’s brilliant investments in Goldman Sachs, GE and Bank of America have all sucked.

Eddie Lambert bought K-Mart and Sears as asset plays. One problem – the asset values of the properties have been cut in half. The fact that Sears and K-Mart are the worst managed retailers in America hasn’t helped. Sears started the year with $1.3 billion in cash and has burned through $600 billion in twelve months. This Lambert is a fucking genius. He is butt brothers with Jimmy Cramer. They worked together at where else but – GOLDMAN “THE VAMPIRE SQUID” SACHS. Cramer has been pumping this stock for years. Let’s assess his brilliance as an investment guru.

The stock traded at $192 per share in early 2007. Jim Cramer rated it a buy at this level. Today it trades at $34 a share. That is a NEGATIVE 82% return in just under five years. That is about par for the course for Jim Cramer. It traded at $95 earlier this year. It dropped 27% yesterday alone.

Here’s the deal. These bozos opened 247 new stores since 2006 and now they announced they are closing 120 stores. That is a piss in the ocean. If they really got serious and closed their 1,000 worst stores, they would have a chance to survive. But the ego of Eddie Lambert will not allow that decision to happen. He thinks he is smart. He’s a graduate of Goldman University for Christ’s sake. His reluctance to accept the facts will result in the bankruptcy of this piece of shit retailer and will leave the rotting carcasses of 4,000 rat infested hulks across suburbia. This stock is going to zero.

Thanksgiving Day Massacre: Sears Slaughtered On Collapsing Margins, To Shutter Hundreds Of Stores, Provides Revolver Update

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Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/27/2011 06:24 -0500

That retailer Sears, aka K-Mart, just preannounced what can only be described as catastrophic Q4 results should not be a surprise to anyone: after all we have been warning ever since the “record” thanksgiving holiday that when you literally dump merchandize at stunning losses, losses will, stunningly, follow. Sure enough enter Sears. What we, however, are ourselves stunned by is that as part of its preannouncement, Sears has decided it would be prudent to provide an update on its credit facility status as well as availability. As a reminder to anyone and everyone – there is no more sure way of committing corporate suicide than openly inviting the bear raid which always appears whenever the words “revolving credit facility” and “availability” appear in the same press release. Just recall MF Global. And here, as there, we expect shorting to death to commence in 5…4…3…

From Sears:

Sears Holdings Corporation (“Holdings,”  “we,” “us,” “our,” or the “Company”) (Nasdaq: SHLDNews) today is providing an update on its quarter-to-date performance and planned actions to improve and accelerate the transformation of its business. 

Comparable store sales for the eight-week (“QTD”) and year-to-date (“YTD”) periods ended December 25, 2011 for its Kmart and Sears stores are as follows:

K-Mart

QTD  -4.4%

YTD  -1.8%

Sears Domestic

QTD  -6.0%

YTD  -3.3%

Total

QTD  -5.2%

YTD  -2.6%

Kmart’s quarter-to-date comparable store sales decline reflects decreases in the consumer electronics and apparel categories and lower layaway sales.  Sears Domestic’s quarter-to-date sales decline was primarily driven by the consumer electronics and home appliance categories, with more than half of the decline in Sears Domestic occurring in consumer electronics.  Sears apparel sales were flat and Lands’ End in Sears stores was up mid-single digits.

The combination of lower sales and continued margin pressure coupled with expense increases has led to a decline in our Adjusted EBITDA.  Accordingly, we expect that our fourth quarter consolidated Adjusted EBITDA will be less than half of last year’s amount.  For reference, last year we generated $933 million of Adjusted EBITDA in the fourth quarter ( $795 million domestically and $138 million in Canada ). 

Due to our performance in 2011 we expect that we will record in the fourth quarter a non-cash charge related to a valuation allowance on certain deferred tax assets of $1.6 to $1.8 billion .  Although a valuation adjustment is recognized on these deferred tax assets, no economic loss has occurred as the underlying net operating loss carryforwards and other tax benefits remain available to reduce future taxes to the extent income is generated.  Further, we may recognize in the fourth quarter an impairment charge on some goodwill balances for as much as $0.6 billion .  These charges would be non-cash and combined are estimated to be between $1.6 and $2.4 billion . 

“Given our performance and the difficult economic environment, especially for big-ticket items, we intend to implement a series of actions to reduce on-going expenses, adjust our asset base, and accelerate the transformation of our business model. These actions will better enable us to focus our investments on serving our customers and members through integrated retail – at the store, online and in the home,” said Chief Executive Officer Lou D’Ambrosio.  Specific actions which we plan to take include:

  • Close 100 to 120 Kmart and Sears Full-line stores.  We expect these store closures to generate $140 to $170 million of cash as the net inventory in these stores is sold and we expect to generate additional cash proceeds from the sale or sublease of the related real estate.  Further, we intend to optimize the space allocation based on category performance in certain stores.  Final determination of the stores to be closed has not yet been made.  The list of stores closing will be posted at www.searsmedia.com when final determination is made.
  • Excluding the effect of store closures, we currently expect to reduce 2012 peak domestic inventory by $300 million from the 2011 level of $10.2 billion at the end of the third quarter as a result of cost decreases in apparel, tighter buys and a lower inventory position at the beginning of the fiscal year.
  • Focus on improving gross profit dollars through better inventory management and more targeted pricing and promotion. 
  • Reduce our fixed costs by $100 to $200 million .

In addition to the specific store closures listed above, we will carefully evaluate store performance going forward and act opportunistically to recognize value from poor performing stores as circumstances allow.  While our past practice has been to keep marginally performing stores open while we worked to improve their performance, we no longer believe that to be the appropriate action in this environment.  We intend to accentuate our focus and resources to our better performing stores with the goal of converting their customer experience into a world-class integrated retail experience.

We currently expect the store closure and inventory reduction actions to reduce peak inventory in 2012 by $500 to $580 million and reduce our peak borrowing need by $300 to $350 million in 2012 from levels that may have resulted in 2012 without such actions. 

At December 23rd , we had $483 million of borrowings outstanding on our domestic revolving credit facility leaving us with over $2.9 billion of availability on our revolving credit facilities ( $2.1 billion on our domestic facility and $0.8 billion on our Canadian facility).  There were no borrowings outstanding last year at this time.

During the fourth quarter through December 23, 2011 , we have not repurchased any of our common shares under our share repurchase program.  As of December 23, 2011 , we had remaining authorization to repurchase $524 million of common shares under the previously approved programs.

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Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
December 28, 2011 1:30 pm

In med school, the highlight of my week was going to the flashing blue light specials with my best friend, sigh. I still have the 6 foot fakey xmas tree I bought there in 1990. I drag it out every year and now my kids have to fluff up the branches and put it together.

And as for Sears? I have been a very loyal customer of their Kenmore appliances going back 4 decades. Great value for the money and when you need service, they actually come out when they say they will and do a good job. Love the Craftsman tools, have an entire woodshop of table saws, routers, band saws, planers, etc…. Again, I have always found their stuff good value for the money. (Except their clothes but all the clothes of the big chains are crappola.)

Well, the Sears story is certainly a cautionary tail of how when you run your business like a moneybox and not like a business it always ends in tears.

So sad. As goes Sears, so goes America.

Mary Malone
Mary Malone
December 28, 2011 1:55 pm

We went to Sears in Albany a month ago to buy a new fridge. We drove about 35 miles and did our research online.

We get there, and the bozo sales guys refused to wait on us. We wanted the smallest fridge we could find to fit into a tight space in our 200 year old farmhouse.

Our biz just wasnt’ good enough for them, cause we didn’t want to buy the big ass super duper stainless fridge. Just needed a basic black model.

We would have settled for one of their floor models, but they charged $80 delivery and set-up fee for a $300 fridge – so we said, “No dice.”

We walked out and would never even think about buying an appliance there again.

Bought just what we wanted from Home Depot who offered delivery and old fridge take-away for free.

Sadly, Sears deserves to go belly up…
.

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
December 28, 2011 1:58 pm

“The Whirlpool Corporation, based in Benton Harbor, Mich., makes Whirlpool, KitchenAid, and Gladiator products. The company has gobbled up Admiral, Amana, Jenn-Air, Magic Chef, and Maytag and all of these Whirlpool brands account for about 27.3 percent of major appliance sales in the U.S. Whirlpool makes appliances for Ikea, Sears Kenmore, and side-by-side built-in refrigerators for Thermador..”

So while SEARS may go belly up Whirlpool will still be making appliances.

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
December 28, 2011 2:00 pm

I got my sweety the Jesus toaster for Christmas.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
December 28, 2011 2:06 pm

I want a Jesus Toaster!

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
December 28, 2011 3:34 pm

Colma,

Go to burntimpressions.com – You might decide you would rather get the Virgin Mary, a pawprint, or a pot leaf.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
December 28, 2011 3:38 pm

Ha! I’ll check it out…. that’d be cool if they had a stove-top plate to burn into tortillas!

I swear if someone here steals my idea I will CURSE you!!!

DaveP
DaveP
December 28, 2011 3:39 pm

Crap! Where am I going to buy my Snap-On tools?

Muck About
Muck About
December 28, 2011 3:40 pm

Admin: It’s gotta finish your year off in style with yet another “I told you so!” Good for you!

I was a fairly regular Sears customer until we purchased a Kenmore side-by-side reefer with external water and ice dispenser. After a year or so the ice dispenser ceased to even start the screw mechanism that drags cubes to the “out” chute.

Kenmore “guaranteed” service was summoned (at a $79 charge for just driving up your driveway and not including any labor or parts). The “fix lasted less than a day.

The 2nd, 3rd and 4th service calls resulted in an ice maker that blew ice across the kitchen, functioned so poorly that if one cube fell out, it would melt awaiting the next one and other things that continued to empress me with their skills.

The 5th service call resulted in a fresh repairman (older than the first 4) who replaced the main cheapshit plastic frame for the ice machine sensor mechanism and everything worked fine. There was no charges for calls 2,3,4 or 5 although #3 and #4 tried and got run off for their trouble.

That was 7 months ago. Day before yesterday the ice dispenser ceased to wake up the screw, drag the ice etc., etc., etc.. There will be a 6th service call for free to fix that too. No wonder they are going broke. Kenmore used to be #1 or #2 minimum in reliability and lifetime. No more.

I have purchased my last Kenmore product. I did appreciate the literally life-time guarantee they gave on tools but now I see “made in china” stamped on them and the guarantee has disappeared.

RIP Sears.

Admin: What’s next to short?

MA

marissa
marissa
December 28, 2011 4:27 pm

Sounds like a First World problem to me, Muck.

How pissed off are you going to be when:
A. You can’t afford the electricity anymore to run your humongus American refrigerator
B. Brownouts, blackouts, and power shortages make your dysfunctional ice maker a moot problem

?

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
December 28, 2011 4:35 pm

Marissa:

I’d wager Muck would care less….

He has mentioned he’ll only be bummed at no TBP.

It’s the principal of the matter…. shitty business, good bye, so solly.

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
December 28, 2011 4:36 pm

Sounds like marissa can’t afford an ice maker.

Colma Rising
Colma Rising
December 28, 2011 5:36 pm

What a fucking year, huh? I keep thinking of another and another and another event!

(Don’t forget that rapture stuff too hahahah)!!!

Novista
Novista
December 28, 2011 9:10 pm

And 358 days, Colma …

Persnickety
Persnickety
December 28, 2011 11:46 pm

Fuck sears, fuckity fuck fuck them. Their pricing model is dishonest. Try to return something without a receipt, day after Christmas and sealed in the plastic wrapper with the price tag on it, and their computer will grab an incredible lowball price out of thin air; maybe it’s the price that a damaged floor model was sold to an employee one time when the manager wasn’t looking. It’s a fraction of what you actually paid. A tiny fraction.

This happened to me last year with an unwanted item. I said fuck you, I found the receipt two days later and went back, got my actual purchase price back and swore never to buy from them again. I haven’t.

This would be more of a loss if they offered anything worth buying. “Craftsman” tools were pretty good until recently but it seems that the quality is declining, the warranty is only on very specific items, and a lot of them are now made in China. THE ENTIRE FUCKING REASON TO BUY CRAFTSMAN TOOLS IS TO BUY USA-MADE TOOLS WITH A LIFETIME WARRANTY. DO YOU HEAR ME FUCKERS? It’s not as if they are super wonderful apart from those two characteristics. Now I buy from the box stores and wonder when I’ll need to look up a Snap-On salesman.

I saw an analyst quoted as saying that Sears stores offered a “depressing” shopping experience, and he couldn’t be more right.

TeresaE
TeresaE
December 29, 2011 11:24 am

Admin, I remembered your prediction when I heard about the closures, see you are memorable.

Hub & I bought a chest freezer there last spring, and we found the same thing that MM found. If we weren’t buying the latest/greatest, we were just a pain in the ass.

Because I couldn’t get a comparable size/model at the other bastards’ stores for comparable dollars and I could pick up/deliver myself, I actually had to go over to an in-Sears-store computer terminal and order and pay for it. To say I was pissed was an understatement.

That day the store was having some great sales, sales that I would have looked at because I buy my Christmas presents all year as I find great deals. Without going into one aisle, just shopping from the main drag, I would have spent a couple hundred easy.

Instead, I paid for the freezer online and left.

With business models like that, just how do they think they COULD succeed?

KB, as for Whirlpool, they may be “based” (tax-abated) in Michigan, but they sure as hell don’t “make” much there. Just a corp HQ surrounded by some of the worst ghetto Michigan’s SunSet side has to offer.

Most of their products are made in SE Asia and Mexico now, just a couple left in the good ole’ USA.

The saddest part of Sears’ demise is that we will never get the Craftsman house kits back. With the way the economy is going, those kits would enable millions to afford their housing again.

See, even in the face of demand, they sell the wrong thing.

Besides, screw Sears, they turned Craftsman tools into yet another pipeline for China. F’ them and KMart too.