The mangy cur slinked away from the site after I administered an epic beatdown on his sorry ass. He has been hunkered down in his bunker ever since awaiting a terrorist attack.
Have you noticed the huge drop in people who “eat shit” since he pulled stakes and went to Smokieland? Makes TBP a nicer, gentler place.. Sure it does…
Actual picture of the mangy cur Smokey hiding in his bunker from the terrorist Admin. He isn’t man enough to return to TBP. He’s afraid of another epic ass kicking from me. But he will read this and give me a thumbs down. Mark my words.
In a few minutes I’m headed to Brittingham’s Irish Pub to meet TBP member Pat Smith and couple old pals from IKEA. I’ll drink a few Guinnesses to the 49ers.
Reveal yourself you mangy cur. I know you’re out there because I’ve seen you comment on Zero Hedge. I know you are the thumbs down bandit and I know you were rightwinger the other day.
You need to take your medicine. China is in full collapse and you will have to kiss my ass on the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl.
Are you saying Smokey turned bitch and ran away AGAIN????????? A.G.A.I.N.?????????????????????????????? Goddamnit what the fucking fuck Smokey? What the shit is wrong with you? Are you fucking bipolar? Did your dad make you bellydance for your uncles? I whenever I post on this site I bitch and moan about the pussy, bitchification of this country, yet I am at least encouraged by the folks on this site who are proactive in finding their news and standing up for themselves. Then you come along and you know what you do goddamnit? You fucking disappoint me. Jesus Christ you are a cunt. There are black superfags twirling the night away in Atlanta flame clubs that have more testosterone per capita than you do. Even David Pierre doesn’t go AWOL by choice after epic smackdowns. If he wasn’t on the perrenial banned list he’d at least be on this site standing up for his laughable beliefs. DP ran from Vietnam. At least his life could have been at stake. Smokey ran TWICE from TBP. TWICE. The worst thing at stake was…. FUCKING NOTHING. Smokey, remember when I said that you were on the man-scale between Lindsay Graham & Larry Craig toe tapping in a truckstop shitter and Elton John with 2 cocks in his ass? Well your position has plummitted down below that pussy ass Spanish captain who abandoned ship and Boy George’s happy sock. Go cower in your bunker and listen to your Clay Aiken’s greatest hits CD sung by the cast of Glee you fucking she-bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
C30 – damn that is harsh IMHO. I. Do not for a fact know why he left. But Admin has said openly that the site is better off without him. Now I do not know if that was in the heat of the moment or not, and I do not quite recall the nature of the battle. But I do remember it was furious. And Smokey has always been a keen admirer of the Admin – as are we all. But if he thinks that Admin thinks that the site would be better off without him, out of respect he may be choosingg to stay away. It is my guess in any event.
I think Smokey was a mite too incendiary duringg his last stretch. But I thought he brought a lot of insite in his own special way. And a lot of fun too. But I know some folks would have stayed away because of him.
We – I should say the Admin- get a lot of visitors here – more all the time I think. But we do not get a lot of posts. Flamefests draw a lot of posts. So I think it is a loss to lose Smokey, but it is his call, and I am damn certain the admin didn’t ban him. Hell – the Admin didn’t ban RE when he finally went feral and started crapping all over the site. Plus we are good pack hunters, he and I.
You do not know the whole story. Neither do I. BTW – he held you in high regard, for posts like the above. Nice. But not totally factually correct.
Cynical30 and I are just trying to lure Smokey back by busting his balls. He is welcome back any time he chooses.
llpoh
With regards to the notion that we like war – humans are indeed a war-like animal. I recently read stats detailing what percent of the population died violently by era. I do not remember many of the individual numbers but one example is that pre-whitey American Indians died violently around 13 percent of the time. This percentage was not unusual for humans through the ages.
The most interesting fact: at no time in human history has a smaller percentage of humans died violently than is true today. Today’s world is the most peaceful in all of human history on that basis. Make of it what you will.
Are you saying we need more wars to cull the deadbeats?
Cynical30
I know I don’t have all the facts LLPOH. I’m just trying to taunt the big dog into snapping back. All opinions aside, he really does symbolize the no-holds-barred freedom of speech that Admin allows on TBP…
I think the line “War – What is it Good For?” is a line from a song by the band War, not a Seinfeld episode. Answer to the question in the song, “Absolutely nothing.”
Oh, Smokey will be back, trust me. He’s just trying to figure out an entrance.
I don’t care for this Carlin rant. It wasn’t funny, and he’s playing to a bunch of NYC liberals.
Colma Rising
Llpoh:
We’re definitely trying to taunt him into coming back.
I think he was offended by Davos…. Though the pic Davos made is a trophy.
I like Smokey, personally. I enjoyed the hell out of his taunting the Administrator.
Definitely a one-of-a-kind.
I still hope he returns when he gets bored with titty-fucking hookers and doing lines off their foreheads in his mansion…
That being said, BBES, China will bow with a smirk to the U.S, and we blitzkrieg sand dunes soley to pump Texas Tea to them for cargo ships full to the brim with rubber dog shit.
It’s really that simple.
Colma Rising
I guess my love for tbp shitstorms counts as a love of war….
brann
edwin starr did war in 1969– barrett strong wrote it
llpoh
C30 and CR – I know what you are trying to do. God havve mercy on you if you succedd. They will be able to bury your remains in a small styrofoam cup. But I wish you luck in your efforts. I will be saddened by your demises but the rest of us will be treated to a mighty show. Take one for the team.
llpoh
Admin – there is no doubt that the wars round here provoke more comment than anything else. They often do provoke the cowardly lurkers out of hiding. We then quickly separate the wheat from the chaff., the men from the boys, the pitbulls from the maltese.
Maybe C30 and CR can survvive with a little help from yourself. I had forgotten you too are prodding him. Depends on how fast you come to the rescue. If you are slow off the mark he will be chewing on thighbones, tho.
Yep – a good slugfest is good for everyone. Popcorn sales go up everywhere, and damn I love it when a newbie sticks his head u and gets blasted from all sides. The smell of napalm in the morning – nothing like it.
Colma Rising
llpoh
Although I must say some of the wars are so brutal no one is brave enough to enter in. The three day beating I gave to Davos is prime example. Nary a peep was heard from anyone else – it was far to dangerous to enter that war zone. Newbies fled before us like Egytians did the wall of water.
Colma Rising
No less, Eli Manning is a cur.
I hope your pint raised to the Glorious 49ers was an especially quenching glass, Admin.
I stand corrected. Edwin Starr did the song “War.” You are right. Thx.
AKAnon
Cynical30-Damn, that was a smokin’ rant. I hurt myself-that’s a good sign-heartily concur with Admin’s “hall of fame” rating. I am well aware that Smokey held high respect for your flaming skill-maybe this will draw him out.
Colma-You handled Smokey’s second departure with much more grace & class than the first time. Yeah, I’d like to see him back too.
llpoh-Funny, I thought Smokey was kinder and gentler after his return. But I agree, he brought some unique insight and wisdom and besides, he improved my vocabulary.
AKAnon
Had to read Cynical’s rant again, laughed hysterically this time too. Damn.
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The mangy cur slinked away from the site after I administered an epic beatdown on his sorry ass. He has been hunkered down in his bunker ever since awaiting a terrorist attack.
Have you noticed the huge drop in people who “eat shit” since he pulled stakes and went to Smokieland? Makes TBP a nicer, gentler place.. Sure it does…
MA
Smokey smokes my pole.
Are humans any different than these starlings?
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/11/starling-flock
Admin,
As a whole, no, humans are no different. Thank god for people like Christopher Columbus.
While Administrator says otherwise, it was really for fear of clashing with me on an epic BBES thread that caused Smokey to exit gracefully.
I recall the day he returned…. that was hilarious. Holy shit that dude was a classic.
I hope he returns…
Actual picture of the mangy cur Smokey hiding in his bunker from the terrorist Admin. He isn’t man enough to return to TBP. He’s afraid of another epic ass kicking from me. But he will read this and give me a thumbs down. Mark my words.
Admin: Great pic of Eli Manning.
Colma
Did you ever dream the 49ers would be in the Super Bowl?
Colma: Oh, please!
That’s TB
Maybe Belichick will pull another Belichick.
Admin: I figured a good NFC West run… maybe in a few years, but no way, I never really thought this year at all.
Just some NY Curs to beat down at the Stick and if Baltimore beats Pretty Boy Brady I won’t even care who wins it.
Harbaugh is THE MAN
Colma
In a few minutes I’m headed to Brittingham’s Irish Pub to meet TBP member Pat Smith and couple old pals from IKEA. I’ll drink a few Guinnesses to the 49ers.
Did you know that Tolstoy’s original title for War & Peace was War – What is it Good For?
Identify the quote.
Smokey
Reveal yourself you mangy cur. I know you’re out there because I’ve seen you comment on Zero Hedge. I know you are the thumbs down bandit and I know you were rightwinger the other day.
You need to take your medicine. China is in full collapse and you will have to kiss my ass on the 50 yard line of the Super Bowl.
Wasn’t that a Seinfeld episode?
Ding Ding – we have a winner
Are you saying Smokey turned bitch and ran away AGAIN????????? A.G.A.I.N.?????????????????????????????? Goddamnit what the fucking fuck Smokey? What the shit is wrong with you? Are you fucking bipolar? Did your dad make you bellydance for your uncles? I whenever I post on this site I bitch and moan about the pussy, bitchification of this country, yet I am at least encouraged by the folks on this site who are proactive in finding their news and standing up for themselves. Then you come along and you know what you do goddamnit? You fucking disappoint me. Jesus Christ you are a cunt. There are black superfags twirling the night away in Atlanta flame clubs that have more testosterone per capita than you do. Even David Pierre doesn’t go AWOL by choice after epic smackdowns. If he wasn’t on the perrenial banned list he’d at least be on this site standing up for his laughable beliefs. DP ran from Vietnam. At least his life could have been at stake. Smokey ran TWICE from TBP. TWICE. The worst thing at stake was…. FUCKING NOTHING. Smokey, remember when I said that you were on the man-scale between Lindsay Graham & Larry Craig toe tapping in a truckstop shitter and Elton John with 2 cocks in his ass? Well your position has plummitted down below that pussy ass Spanish captain who abandoned ship and Boy George’s happy sock. Go cower in your bunker and listen to your Clay Aiken’s greatest hits CD sung by the cast of Glee you fucking she-bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
Speaking of China in full collapse… U.S. ambassador: Political situation in China “very, very delicate”
Holy shit…
LMAO
C30… stay on his good side.
Cynical
All time hall of fame TBP rant.
C30 – damn that is harsh IMHO. I. Do not for a fact know why he left. But Admin has said openly that the site is better off without him. Now I do not know if that was in the heat of the moment or not, and I do not quite recall the nature of the battle. But I do remember it was furious. And Smokey has always been a keen admirer of the Admin – as are we all. But if he thinks that Admin thinks that the site would be better off without him, out of respect he may be choosingg to stay away. It is my guess in any event.
I think Smokey was a mite too incendiary duringg his last stretch. But I thought he brought a lot of insite in his own special way. And a lot of fun too. But I know some folks would have stayed away because of him.
We – I should say the Admin- get a lot of visitors here – more all the time I think. But we do not get a lot of posts. Flamefests draw a lot of posts. So I think it is a loss to lose Smokey, but it is his call, and I am damn certain the admin didn’t ban him. Hell – the Admin didn’t ban RE when he finally went feral and started crapping all over the site. Plus we are good pack hunters, he and I.
You do not know the whole story. Neither do I. BTW – he held you in high regard, for posts like the above. Nice. But not totally factually correct.
llpoh
Cynical30 and I are just trying to lure Smokey back by busting his balls. He is welcome back any time he chooses.
With regards to the notion that we like war – humans are indeed a war-like animal. I recently read stats detailing what percent of the population died violently by era. I do not remember many of the individual numbers but one example is that pre-whitey American Indians died violently around 13 percent of the time. This percentage was not unusual for humans through the ages.
The most interesting fact: at no time in human history has a smaller percentage of humans died violently than is true today. Today’s world is the most peaceful in all of human history on that basis. Make of it what you will.
llpoh
Are you saying we need more wars to cull the deadbeats?
I know I don’t have all the facts LLPOH. I’m just trying to taunt the big dog into snapping back. All opinions aside, he really does symbolize the no-holds-barred freedom of speech that Admin allows on TBP…
I think the line “War – What is it Good For?” is a line from a song by the band War, not a Seinfeld episode. Answer to the question in the song, “Absolutely nothing.”
Oh, Smokey will be back, trust me. He’s just trying to figure out an entrance.
I don’t care for this Carlin rant. It wasn’t funny, and he’s playing to a bunch of NYC liberals.
Llpoh:
We’re definitely trying to taunt him into coming back.
I think he was offended by Davos…. Though the pic Davos made is a trophy.
I like Smokey, personally. I enjoyed the hell out of his taunting the Administrator.
Definitely a one-of-a-kind.
I still hope he returns when he gets bored with titty-fucking hookers and doing lines off their foreheads in his mansion…
That being said, BBES, China will bow with a smirk to the U.S, and we blitzkrieg sand dunes soley to pump Texas Tea to them for cargo ships full to the brim with rubber dog shit.
It’s really that simple.
I guess my love for tbp shitstorms counts as a love of war….
edwin starr did war in 1969– barrett strong wrote it
C30 and CR – I know what you are trying to do. God havve mercy on you if you succedd. They will be able to bury your remains in a small styrofoam cup. But I wish you luck in your efforts. I will be saddened by your demises but the rest of us will be treated to a mighty show. Take one for the team.
Admin – there is no doubt that the wars round here provoke more comment than anything else. They often do provoke the cowardly lurkers out of hiding. We then quickly separate the wheat from the chaff., the men from the boys, the pitbulls from the maltese.
Maybe C30 and CR can survvive with a little help from yourself. I had forgotten you too are prodding him. Depends on how fast you come to the rescue. If you are slow off the mark he will be chewing on thighbones, tho.
Yep – a good slugfest is good for everyone. Popcorn sales go up everywhere, and damn I love it when a newbie sticks his head u and gets blasted from all sides. The smell of napalm in the morning – nothing like it.
Although I must say some of the wars are so brutal no one is brave enough to enter in. The three day beating I gave to Davos is prime example. Nary a peep was heard from anyone else – it was far to dangerous to enter that war zone. Newbies fled before us like Egytians did the wall of water.
No less, Eli Manning is a cur.
I hope your pint raised to the Glorious 49ers was an especially quenching glass, Admin.
brann
I stand corrected. Edwin Starr did the song “War.” You are right. Thx.
Cynical30-Damn, that was a smokin’ rant. I hurt myself-that’s a good sign-heartily concur with Admin’s “hall of fame” rating. I am well aware that Smokey held high respect for your flaming skill-maybe this will draw him out.
Colma-You handled Smokey’s second departure with much more grace & class than the first time. Yeah, I’d like to see him back too.
llpoh-Funny, I thought Smokey was kinder and gentler after his return. But I agree, he brought some unique insight and wisdom and besides, he improved my vocabulary.
Had to read Cynical’s rant again, laughed hysterically this time too. Damn.