Stupidest thing I have ever seen

29 comments

Posted on 21st May 2012 by LLPOH in Economy

I have seen some stupid things in my life, but this must surely be Gold Medal Stupid:

29 Comments
  1. Administrator says:

    How else are you gonna get a 1 year old clean?

    21st May 2012 at 8:33 pm

  2. llpoh says:

    I love it when the mom starts jumping up and down and flapping her hands. Kid survived with just minor bruising. Un-fucking-believable.

    21st May 2012 at 8:35 pm

  3. efarmer says:

    The intelligence level required for such a move leads be to believe they voted for Obama.

    EF

    21st May 2012 at 9:03 pm

  4. underfire says:

    In this day and age, this guy has shown, by the standards we now live in, that he is competent to cast a vote as to the direction the country is headed, equal to anyone in America.

    21st May 2012 at 9:16 pm

  5. llpoh says:

    Damn, we have finally achieved what I said all along would happen- when survival of the fittest stops happening, and idiots not only are not selected out of the gene pool, but are allowed to thrive and breed, you end up with a society rife with idiots, and idiocy becomes the norm.

    10,000 years ago, idiots would have died off, or idiots dangling their kids off a cliff would have extinguished their gene pool soon enough (oops, slippery little sucker). But today, the fuckers survive, breed, and dilute the gene pool ad infinitum. One thing they are good at is screwing like rabbits. As a species we must become weaker, there is no way around it.

    21st May 2012 at 9:24 pm

  6. The Watchdog says:

    Idiocracy, bitchez! Go rent it again, before Netflix goes under.

    21st May 2012 at 9:39 pm

  7. underfire says:

    llpoh, Agreed.

    Don’t know if I’ve expounded on my theory of the pinnacle of man here or not. It goes something like this; humankind peaked more or less about 20,000 years ago. Since about the time that Eve and Adam ate of the tree of knowledge. It’s been downhill ever since.

    21st May 2012 at 9:59 pm

  8. Kill Bill says:

    Bizarro world never ceases to amaze.

    21st May 2012 at 10:13 pm

  9. Kill Bill says:

    I have a best and brightest theory. Take two of our best and brightest,, those who deemed themselves the fittest due to superior mental functions and many numerous inherited promissory notes and let these two in the video raise their thoroughbred offspring.

    That offspring grows up and reproduces.

    What are the chances that best and brightest bred, now a parent, would put his kid in a washing machine?

    21st May 2012 at 10:29 pm

  10. AKAnon says:

    What the fuck are ya’ll bitchin’ about? Kid got the closest to a theme park as he’s likely to ever get, and has that “Downy fresh” smell to boot. Now, if Dad paid for the machine with his Snap card, it would be even better. Fuck me.

    22nd May 2012 at 12:27 am

  11. crazyivan says:

    Never trusted those front load washers much, with the lock and all.

    If you forgot something.

    22nd May 2012 at 12:40 am

  12. FoxFire says:

    If the purpose of sex is entertainment rather than procreation any resulting offspring are prized only as income producing property, and cherished only for their entertainment value.

    22nd May 2012 at 12:43 am

  13. crazyivan says:

    Foxfire, you are a dipshit.

    Everyone fucks for fun.

    That’s what made cumming on her tits so popular.

    22nd May 2012 at 12:58 am

  14. ron says:

    Well thats what you get when a country that figures having kids is a drag.Wealthy people tend to not have kids.Smart folk avoid kids like theyre vermin.And heck where would you get all those desperate souls to fight those dumbass wars.I cant tell you how many people look at me and say they cant afford kids,what kind of dumbass thinking is that.
    Ive been all over the usa,most people are poor.Only our version of poor is dam near rich compared to other countrys.
    Oh and putting your kid kin a washer is really stupid,how can you fit clothes in there with him hoggin up space.

    22nd May 2012 at 12:59 am

  15. crazyivan says:

    “Oh and putting your kid kin a washer is really stupid,how can you fit clothes in there with him hoggin up space.”

    Same way as tuning up the cat that pisses on you clothes.

    First 15 seconds in the microwave with the burritos.

    Longer than that you may be risking a mixed meal.

    22nd May 2012 at 1:12 am

  16. ASIG says:

    The fact that the kid made it this far must mean that they don’t own a microwave.

    22nd May 2012 at 3:07 am

  17. flash says:

    If all you privileged white crackers hadn’t been born with easier access to common sense, you too would be putting your kids in the washing machine…It’s just another day of good times down in da’ hood.

    Heroes ?
    HA! more like pussies on steroids…

    whitebetamale.jpg

    “We’re White, We’re Male, and We Suck!”

    by Jim Goad

    May 21, 2012
    “We’re White, We’re Male, and We Suck!”

    American culture reached Peak Beta last week as three privileged white-male pundits wrote essays declaring that privileged white males suck.

    Lifelong morbidly obese bitchy lesbian Roger Ebert apparently dismantled the presumably elaborate series of pulleys and harnesses that enable him to orally service his adiposely domineering, melanin-drenched wife in order to run that half-a-mouth of his about how “Women Are Better Than Men.” Amazingly, Ebert became privy to this startling epiphany while watching a movie about how women are better than men. Ebert, who was apparently born without male hormones, decried “testosterone.” He intimated that men, at least the brawny ones, are as obsolete as farm animals and that women will be better suited to take command of “our emerging world economy”:

    Women are nicer than men. And the sooner more of them take positions of power, the better our chances as a species.

    Mr. Ebert has obviously never heard of Aileen Wuornos or Elizabeth Báthory.

    Ebert’s verbal genuflection before the Giant Invisible Goddess Vulva is nothing new. Nor was it as cringeworthy as other recent spectacles of public male self-neutering such as the unconsciously hysterical, vagina-dessiccating “Dear Woman” video compiled by a group of ex-men offering “a collective apology on behalf of their gender.” It wasn’t as abjectly self-deballing as the recent trend of progressive boy hamsters holding “I Am a Feminist Because…” placards in what appear to be last-ditch attempts to get laid. It is merely the latest example in a decades-long tradition of men taking pride in taking shame in being men.

    The second male scribe to fire a flaming Roman candle into his own crotch last week was the profoundly unhandsome sci-fi writer John Scalzi, who apparently attracts legions of profoundly unhandsome fans who could pass for the bastard sons of Roger Ebert, all of them swinging their flaccid lightsabers of righteous self-abnegation in agreement. Scalzi, who claims he’s in the process of writing a video game, used his undoubtedly well-manicured fingers to peck out an essay called “Straight White Male: The Lowest Difficulty Setting There Is.” Since he apparently spends much of his life lost amid fantasies, he likened American social hierarchies to a video game where being born a white male makes the game easier than it is for anyone else.
    “American culture reached Peak Beta last week as three privileged white-male pundits wrote essays declaring that privileged white males suck.”

    Rounding out last week’s triumvirate of white-male auto-castrati was HuffPo contributor Bob Cesca, who not only acknowledged a media double standard when it comes to reporting interracial violence—he defended it! He insisted that the double standard “has to remain”—his italics—to help dismantle “the white-dominated American power structure” until that day in the distant future when we finally reach “full equality.” Despite the mountains of narrative-subverting evidence that has leaked out in the Trayvon Martin case in recent weeks, Cesca still says that he and other sensitive white males “can understand why African American activists like Al Sharpton and others are outraged.” Apparently he can also understand how Sharpton still retains a pinkie-fingernail’s worth of credibility after Tawana Brawley, the Duke Lacrosse scandal, the Crown Heights riots, the Jena 6, and now the Trayvon case, because I don’t understand it at all.

    Many modern white males appear to have been culturally conditioned to fit themselves with electric dog collars that deliver sharp, painful jolts when they so much as think of offending anyone who isn’t a white male. And somehow they seem to see this as noble and brave rather than fearful and compliant. But these self-flagellating public displays are reminiscent of the magical thinking in what I once diagnosed as “Passover Syndrome”—it’s as if by declaring that they share in an unpaid collective debt, maybe they can emerge unscathed without having to sacrifice anything tangible beyond their basic dignity.

    ”I am a privileged white male; that is simply a fact.”

    “I Am a Privileged White Male…And honestly, sometimes I wish I wasn’t.”

    “I am a formerly clueless privileged white male, who has taken advantage of my privilege….I’m pathetic.”

    “I am a privileged white male Westerner who is not, and never will be, personally affected by this use of colonizing language….”

    “I am a privileged white male…and so I ask the viewer to laugh at me laughing at myself.”

    …rest here:
    http://takimag.com/article/were_white_were_male_and_we_suck_jim_goad/page_2

    22nd May 2012 at 5:23 am

  18. flash says:

    Ron-Oh and putting your kid kin a washer is really stupid,how can you fit clothes in there with him hoggin up space.

    No more stupid than putting your kids on the front line in the war on terror …

    The last few alpha males who’ll fight are being systematically sacrificed so nattering women , promiscuous homos and race pimps can complete the process of neutering an entire culture of tradition. …just about there.

    22nd May 2012 at 5:31 am

  19. sensetti says:

    The limitless bounds of human stupidity are amazing to behold.

    22nd May 2012 at 8:00 am

  20. Administrator says:

    The dude who put the kid in the washing machine will be hiring a lawyer to sue the laundromat for having defective machines without an escape hatch for toddlers. A jury of 12 FSA members will award the dude $10 million for emotional suffering and the laundromat will go out of business.

    22nd May 2012 at 8:09 am

  21. ragman says:

    flash: we’re not there yet. The lunatic fringe, redneck, privileged white males will not roll over and die. That is why the race pimps, faggots and feminists are apoplectic in our presence. Sure, it’s later than we think but the said faggots, race pimps and feminists are fixin’ to open up a whole can of whup-ass. Integration and affirmative action are trillion dollar failures. People are startin’ to figure that out. Faggots are disgusting perverts that somehow have stolen the word “gay” and are working on total acceptance of their fucked-up lifestyle. People are really tired of having it thrown in their faces. Feminists are fugly, nuff said. I think I’ll order another case of ammo.

    22nd May 2012 at 8:37 am

  22. Kill Bill says:

    Pastor Charles Worley of the Providence Road Baptist Church in North Carolina recently told his congregation that LGBT individuals should be rounded up and detained in camps until they’re all dead.

    ~~~

    I guessed I missed that part in the bible where God said “Do Kill” and Jesus said “Lock them all up unto death” Maybe he was talking about Leviticus.

    If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

    Gee, there goes half of congress and quite a few pastors.

    Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.’ (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)

    And there goes a whole lot more.

    We really need to build more concentration camps.

    /snark

    22nd May 2012 at 9:08 am

  23. Kill Bill says:

    The dude who put the kid in the washing machine will be hiring a lawyer to sue the laundromat for having defective machines without an escape hatch for toddlers. -admin

    And as soon as they do that some adult will climb into a machine and sue because the escape hatch wasnt big enough for adults.

    22nd May 2012 at 9:10 am

  24. Persnickety says:

    @KB:

    http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

    It is an ABOMINATION in my eyes.

    22nd May 2012 at 10:11 am

  25. Persnickety says:

    If you haven’t seen Idiocracy yet, you’re probably part of the problem…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBvIweCIgwk&feature=related

    As for warning labels, are those valid if the idiots can’t read? Are they graded on how good the pictogram is?

    22nd May 2012 at 10:14 am

  26. Hope@ZeroKelvin says:

    All I can say is that it takes a license to catch a fish.

    Any MORON can have kids, and apparently many MORONS do.

    In fact, I believe that there is a direct relationship between fecundity and stupidity.

    It is on the same part of the chromosome that codes for obesity.

    Some parts of the gene pool clearly need to be drained.

    Bada Boom.

    22nd May 2012 at 11:32 am

  27. Hope@ZeroKelvin says:

    flash: great post.

    I believe that the fatal flaw in multiculturalism is that people’s behaviour or performance is not treated equally under the law. That is, if you are part of an “aggrieved” or “special” group, you are not held to the same standard of behaviour and performance as the majority group. This creates even more division and hatred when folks see some people recieve special treatment due to these immutable characteristics.

    Multiculturalism leads to a society ruled by the Rule of Men, not the Rule of Law and what you end up with, which is what we have now, Is a shiny version of “The Lord of The Flies”. It leads to cronyism, corruption, injustice, poverty – all ruled by a tiny elite of multiculturalism’s champions.

    That is where Obama and his fellow travellers want to take us. I’m sticking with the founder’s vision myself.

    22nd May 2012 at 12:21 pm

  28. flash says:

    Hope -That is where Obama and his fellow travellers want to take us

    Too late…We’re there.

    22nd May 2012 at 12:33 pm

  29. AWD says:

    They were obviously very concerned, not for the child, but for the fact they might lose their SNAP, welfare, free housing, medical care, meds, cell phones, internet, if the kid didn’t survive. They’d have to “do without” for 9 months until they could make another meal ticket.

    22nd May 2012 at 1:14 pm

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