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I take it doppleganging is signing on as someone else? What in the goddamn hell does that accomplish?? Look, if I have something to say I’ll say it under my own name. What’s the point otherwise? Seriously.

I chose a moniker that I can remember. FBD. The initials to my name. I memorized it several years ago. It’s no more nor no less than that. I am enjoying all the tin foil conspiracy theories, however.

Also, IF I were to log on as someone else I would not choose something as retarded as “Stuchenboomer”, whatever the hell that is.

Guys, Pulllleeeeze, tone down the humor , I beg you.
I recently had an unfortunate accident requiring over 35 stitches to my anus and laughing is very painful in my current situation.
I enjoy an good joke as well as the next male thong enthusiast, but I’ve had a hard time adjusting to facing my utmost pleasure face first,
So , if you will , tone down the humor , because laughing causes my diaper to need a change.

FBD realized he had made a serious error in judgement. I suspect it may be Stuck, as he may have realized that after his previous run in with the constabulary, perhaps he may be better served to not make any threats, even in jest.

Let me introduce myself, I’m a psychiatrist. I can’t use my real name, or the name of the patient I’m monitoring, but you know him as “flash”.

Here at the state hospital, we’ve had to monitor his online activity as it is the direct result of him landing in our padded rooms so many times. He has bipolar disorder superimposed on paranoid schizophrenia. That is the technical term, but we usually just say “he’s crazy”, it saves explanation.

He devolves into manic episodes after cutting and pasting, and making links, and doing google searches. It make him think he is important, he get attention, but it does all sorts of frightful things to his ego and what’s left of his mind.

As we’ve been monitoring his activity on your blog, we’ve noticed people can clearly see he is insane, and recommend quite often that he needs to take medication. Let me assure you, he is prescribed very strong medication. But, as we monitor his activity on your blog, we can tell he does not take his medication. He’s had too many electro-shock treatments to count. The techs have a nickname for him “AC/DC” since he’s had so much electricity passed through his cranium.

I’ve published a number of studies on “flash”, as an example of what the internet can do to paranoid schizophrenics. I’ve used actual passages of what he’s posted in Psychiatric medical journals. He is a case study of a new type of mental pathology/insanity; that caused by blogging.

As state funding for psychiatric illnesses has been cut and cut again, we are forced to release “flash” out in public, but he doesn’t last very long, and we are called to put him in a straight jacket and put him back into solitary confinement until the lithium and ECT treatment kick in.

If I may, I hope that people on this blog will not encourage “flash” or buy into his insane ravings. You run the risk of becoming insane yourself, as his illness may rub off on you.

Well, I thought it was time to let you all how we’ve been monitoring the activity of “flash”, and the resultant insanity that is percolating through his brain. He is what we call “incurable”. None of our interventions have seemed to help. When we release him, he’s right back at it again, despite having burn marks on his temples from all the electroconvulsive treatments. Some people are so insane that they are beyond help. “flash” is such a case. Hopefully, we will get a Republican back in office and restore our funding, so we can keep him locked up forever. We can only hope.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago
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I think 2-3 years, and the United States falls into hell …