HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, so now it’s official, the Cowboys really do suck
Cowboys.com now gay dating site, due to Dallas goof
By Peter Mucha
Inquirer Staff Writer
A Web domain let slip by America’s Team is now dedicated to (mostly) gay dating.
Welcome to the new Cowboys.com, a “online dating community for men.”
“As many states continue to pass gay marriage laws with the support of President Barack Obama, Cowboys.com will be well positioned to take advantage of the continued growth in the gay dating sector,” declared the Baltimore-based owners group in a news release last week.
“We will also serve the needs of straight daters as well,” said Darren Cleveland, head of City Advertising, a Florida-based ad agency that’s part of the owners group.
The National Football League’s Dallas Cowboys had a winning bid of $275,000 on the domain name back in 2007, but, according to the news release and a Domain Name News report, a mixup kept the deal from being completed.
Sort of like some fourth-quarter Tony Romo passes.
Previously, the site sold western apparel and rustic decorations.
The site basically lay dormant for the last five years before emerging with its current theme.
Cleveland pooh-poohed the idea the site was a strategy to extract a handsome price from the football team.
“That’s definitely not our intention,” he said.
The ownership group operates thousands of websites with all sorts of themes, and the direction of Cowboys.com grew from research into what people searching for “cowboys” online were looking for.
It wasn’t all football.
The division rival New York Giants, by the way, do own Giants.com, and ditto for Washington and Redskins.com.
Eagles.com, however, owned by the Ginn Computer Company of Marmora, N.J., is still “under construction.” The registered owner did not immediately return a phone call to say if he’s planning to feature raptor birds, Eagle scouts, silver dollars or football chatter – or to just hold out for the highest bidder.
original article here.
I found out about this yesterday, before MNF, and laughed out loud with every person I immediately called. Absolutely priceless! What a bunch of idiots. The Deputy Assistant Equipment Manager probably makes more than $275k (after kickbacks from Nike and Under Armour.) If they can be that cheap about securing their name, it’s no wonder they don’t want to pay up to get the real refs back on the field.
I absolutely relished the moment of telling my neighbor about this. The obnoxious, homophobic Cowboys fan started squirming, muttering “you’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” as a large vein popped out on his temple. He stomped inside his house when I asked, “Do you think this is going to end up fucking them in the ass?”
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Romo rhymes with home.
Dumb autocorrect
I’m not a pic poster, but couldn’t resist posting this one of Terrell Owens walking the runway, fashion week 2007… As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words. (P.S. to TO — Tina Turner called, she wants her wig back.)
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