TONIGHT’S DEBATE: PEPPERONI OR SAUSAGE?

The opinion piece below contends that Pizza Hut’s offer of pizza for life to anyone who asks the candidates whether they prefer pepperoni or sausage cheapens the electoral process. I didn’t think that was possible. Our owners are shelling out $2 billion in marketing expenditures to convince us that one pizza is better than the other pizza. The truth is that they are both baked in the same oven, with the same ingredients. They just have a different topping, to give the appearance of choice. I think a marketing gimmick is a perfect analogy for our electoral process. The two pizzas were chosen for us by the people who run the country. They have us fill out questionaires, pretending to care what we think about their products, but they are thrown into the trash. They don’t care what we think. They will tell us what we like. And they will sell us the product.

You will learn more from reading a Pizza Hut box than you will from watching tonight’s presidential debate. You will be treated to marketing slogans that have been approved by focus groups. Sound bites and promises that can’t be fulfilled will be the order of the day. Enjoy the pizzas tonight because you are going to pay the price tomorrow.

Opinion: Pizza Hut debate offer cheapens election process

SOME 67 MILLION people tuned into the first presidential debate on Oct. 3, and that’s the kind of number that makes marketers stand up and salute.

That number is certainly why Pizza Hut wants to give a lifetime of free pizza — or a check for $15,600 — to anyone who asks a really inappropriate question of either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney during their live town hall debate on Tuesday.

Relax. It’s nothing obscene, in the get-you-tape-delayed-on-TV sense.

Pizza Hut just wants to know whether the candidates prefer sausage or pepperoni on their pies.

NOW, SOME of you may remember when MTV got a teenybopper to ask Bill Clinton whether he wore boxers or briefs in 1992. It was a groaner at the time, but most people shrugged it off because it was on MTV, after all, and mostly harmless — aside from making everyone think about Bill Clinton’s underwear.

This issue with Pizza Hut is different. Much different.

This time, we have one of the mega-corporations that already enjoy an inordinate amount of influence on U.S. policy inserting itself into an arena that should remain free from opportunistic profit grasping.

Say what you want about the Clinton question — at least it wasn’t instigated by Fruit of the Loom.

We’re not marketing a consumer product this year.

We’re tryingto elect a president of the United States of America.

And we need relevant information to make good choices amid political campaigns that frequently lie and distort; campaigns run by operatives openly hostile to the notion of truth and fact-checking; post-truth campaigns that rely on a media mostly content to echo the lies and the let the voters sort it out.

One of the reasons people had a problem with the moderation of the Oct. 3 debate is that Jim Lehrer never forced an ‘are you for real?’ follow-up to the statements from either candidate.

It seems unlikely that the “sausage or pepperoni” question will make it through the debate moderation.

WE SUPPOSE Pizza Hut will achieve its goal, to some extent, even if it doesn’t. We suppose we’re helping just by bringing it up.

But it was worth it just to point out the obvious: National political campaigns have already achieved a regrettably sufficient degree of farce and cynicism.

We don’t need naked profiteering piled on top, like so much mozzerella.

— Chambersburg Public Opinion

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Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
October 16, 2012 10:20 pm

Oooh, a question about assault weapons, AK 47s. WTF??

Obama says he believes in the 2nd Amendment, about hunting. Will he mention the complete carnage occuring in all the gun free zones? In his fucking HOMETOWN of Chicago?

Wants more “enforcement”. Does not want weapons designed for war NOT on our streets, okay, I guess we will ban base ball bats also cuz they kill people.

Tying gun control to opportunities to kids and better schools – ie MORE nanny state crap.

Wants automatic weapons out of hands of criminals and the mentally ill – that must include the DHS and the TSA!!!

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
October 16, 2012 10:25 pm

Romney bringing in the social pathologies that lead to our current culture of violence, especially TWO PARENT FAMILIES. That will get the conservative and evangelical vote.

Wham. Romney just dropped the Fast and Furious bomb. No split screen on Obama, too bad, F & F is Watergate with a toe tag.

Kaboom. The executive privilege bomb dropped on Obama. Romney called out by Crawley about the change in assault ban – great explanation.

Obama still looks tired, stting on his chair, now creeping up on Romney.

Obama now saying Romney changed his mind to get NRA endorsement – great move smart boy. All gun owners will now vote ROmney.

Obama now tying gun violence to education and intact families – yeah, from the party that pushes single motherhood. More education feel good nonsense.

todd
todd
October 16, 2012 10:25 pm

could this fat bitch be any further up obama’s ass?

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
October 16, 2012 10:26 pm

Crawley just caved to let Obama distort Romney’s record on teachers, but really tried to get him to shut up, might as well as the tides to receed King Canute Obama.

FT
FT
October 16, 2012 10:28 pm

Well, “Currency Manipulation” got mentioned. Romney accuses China of it. I guess that might be considered progress.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
October 16, 2012 10:34 pm

@Stuck: thanks, heh, heh, by their thumbs down we shall know them.

Romney is going after China and their currency manipulation. Romney pledging to label China a manipulator and put in tariffs to protect our manufacturers. Says we have lost 500K manufacturing jobs. Where is llpoh on this?

Talks again about bringing down corporate tax rates to 20%. Talking about Obama’s quadrupuling of regulations. Mentions the job killing of Obamacare.

Were is the fucking split screen???? They are only showing it on Romney and this is fucking Fox for the love of pete.

Obama trying to rebut in 2 minutes. Oooh, he just said he should lower tax rates by closing loopholes and going after off shore profits. WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THE 9 BILLION BUCKS HIS BUTT BUDDY JEFF IMMELT BROUGHT IN FOR GE THAT PAID NO FUCKING TAX ON.

Obama says we are doubling exports – yeah, because the dollar is cheap!!!!

Obama is calling Bain a “job outsourcing pioneer” – saying it’s what journalist’s called it, yeah the lickspittles and toadies that suck his dick, right.

Romney is calling out China’s currency manipulation, computer hacking, patent fraud and slave labor.

Obama has shit eating grin.

Obama just said some jobs won’t come back, ooh, then says those are the low wage low skilled ones. HE SHOULD KNOW BECAUSE THAT IS ALL THAT HAS BEEN CREATED IN THE LAST 4 YEARS.

More Obama blather about investments in education, GMAFB.

llpoh
llpoh
October 16, 2012 10:38 pm

Stuck – I am giving thumbs up for sure to hope. But I feel obliged to point out the abuse you heaped on AWD threads/posts at every turn (I really do not know what was behind all of the animosity, as frankly I didn’t read it, as I skipped his fat stuff and any responses to it). I agreed – and agree with you – that the fat stuff etc grew old, and would rather see it curtailed, but he was, and hopefully still is, doing his part for the greater good. This is the lawless old west, and doing a public service is not always thanked. You know that, of course.

Maddie's Mom
Maddie's Mom
October 16, 2012 10:38 pm

Stucky…yes!

He needed to lower his voice.

I watched about 15 mins and I thought he was gonna have a stroke.

I had to leave the room.

Besides, he was pissing me off!

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
October 16, 2012 10:40 pm

Romney asked to debunk the “misperceptions” about him. Wants to say that he carea about 100% of America (to counter the 47%).

He believes in God – good, bout time, he’s gonna have most of the church goes with that, black and white. Touting experience in Mass and the Olympics.

Oohh, another jab at the high unemployemnt, food stamps, high gas prices, need to reform entitlement. Reminds us he has done these things.

Obama now saying that government does not create jobs – THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE STIMULUS.

Obama now says he belives “every body gets a fair shot”.

Is there a single Obama answer that isn’t straight off the campaign stump?

I am looking on Obama’s back for the pull string.

Ooohh, Obama is going after the 47% comment – playing on the heart strings. Very effective, he may win the class war here. Oops, he says he wants to fight for the 47%. Guess we will have to drag him off the golf course and out of Martha’s Vineyard first.

Jabba the Hut has spoken.

Michelle in pink gives Obama a fakey hug. ROmney surrounded by his family.

sensetti
sensetti
October 16, 2012 10:44 pm

Hope thank you

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
October 16, 2012 10:45 pm

I am too tired to deal with the spin.

I think this went to Romney but Obama at least wasn’t asleep at the wheel, just lying and mistating and his water carriers in the media will reinforce the Dem talking points.

Plato_Plubius
Plato_Plubius
October 16, 2012 10:49 pm

Pepperoni or sausage….SHIT! What about these poor saps who weren’t even asked to attend the debate! Instead let’s arrest possible Presidential candidates!!!

Green Party Presidential/Vice Presidential Candidates arrested infront of debate location this evening!!!

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
October 16, 2012 10:49 pm

So the consensus is that Obama’s lies edged out Romney’s lies?

IraK
IraK
October 16, 2012 11:01 pm

How did a F—— N—– ever get to be president?

And, as Stucky asks and demands, “WHO ARE THE 2 or 3 FUCKING ASSHOLES VOTING THUMBS DOWN ON HZK’s post(s)?… You pussy motherfuckers. Identify yourselves, you goddamned cowards.”

Go to it Stucky. Anyone who can’t think, talk, and post like us should be squashed under one of AWD’s fat mountain freaks. Let’s purge the “pussy motherfuckers.”

(By the way, Sho boy idol is and angram for —— —– .)

Muck About
Muck About
October 16, 2012 11:02 pm

HZK! Far better than wasting time watching it! Enjoyed every post.

MA

AKAnon
AKAnon
October 16, 2012 11:17 pm

I watched about 20 minutes and thought I would hurl. Everything I need to know about this election I learned from Southpark. Well, almost: Which one is Turd Sandwich and which is Giant Douche?

Thanks to Hope for the play by play-much more palatable, and entertaining, than Candy’s show.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
October 16, 2012 11:22 pm

@Muck: Thanks, Mr. HZK is off killing elk in CO so I am all by myself and it’s better to blog than to scream at the TV, lol.

It is amazingly presumptuous for me to assume that ya’ all want to hear my ramblings, but those of you that gave me a thumbs down can kiss my big Texas ass.

flash and Admin will be posting anti-romney tirades in the am, hee hee, I can hear their furious keyboard tapping from Texas.

Gotta go, I have to calculate how big a deep freeze I need for the two 400+ pound elks Mr. HZK is bringing home this weekend, gah, and where the hell I’m going to put it, already have 3 deep freezers full of God knows what at this point and deer season hasn’t even started.

Anybody know any good elk recipes????

.

llpoh
llpoh
October 16, 2012 11:29 pm

Boiled elk. Take one good elk. Boil. Easy peasy.

newsjunkie
newsjunkie
October 16, 2012 11:38 pm
AKAnon
AKAnon
October 16, 2012 11:55 pm

I don’t know about elk, but moose soup/stew was pretty good for dinner tonight. And moose pot roast-yesterday’s lunch-yummy.

AKAnon
AKAnon
October 16, 2012 11:56 pm

The pressure cooker is the key for the tougher cuts.

ron
ron
October 17, 2012 12:06 am

Romney layed out a lot of facts.Like that matters to anyone.Obama,what could he say?he layed out some good ideas,to bad he didnt do any of them when he first came into office and had the majority.
Its time for fresh blood.And adults to be running things.

crazyivan
crazyivan
October 17, 2012 12:10 am

“I am too tired to deal with the spin.” -hope

Regardless, THAT was the best- play by play- since “Who’s on First?”

Much fun was to be had tonight reading your interpretation of the debate. The debate ended, and after a few minutes of after clutter, I turned off the TV and see what might be going on TBP.

It took me 45 minutes to work through your thoughts, after just watching the fucker

You Hope@way belowfreazing have got talent of a beyond a normal type.

SSS
SSS
October 17, 2012 4:11 am

Another stunning performance, Hope. You have a rare talent. Thanks.

For you other TBP visitors, I had one of my sources send me a recent photo of Hope. This is what she looks like when she first wakes up in the morning.

[img]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTohtvRRlf3En8rkqqyX5u7uSA1LnOR0zqznuBtRnFQtCNegz02[/img]

flash
flash
October 17, 2012 8:01 am

The first clue Romney was a big government liberal was when the college kid asked him how would he and Jug ears improve his chances of getting a job out of college and Rummy retorted with his record of government assistance for education he has supported in Taxxachusetts in the form of grants. loans and Pell grants and promised as POTUS to keep the education sugar teat flush with debt.

Mittens then hysterically declared that he personally was going to make sure the kid got a job,instead of telling the kid the truth which is is not up to government to provide you a job or an education .

The funny thing was the look of disgust on the college doughboys face when Obama mentioned he was going to bring back mfg jobs. Obviously mfg jobs weren’t in college boys game plan.

Denninger was also not impressed with Mittens lack of conservative principle.

http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=212786
The back-and-forth was mostly a good excuse to get drunk — right up until near the end. But then Romney did himself some serious damage, and it was self-inflicted. The issue turned to guns and Obama, as a Democrat, actually came off as more-moderate than Romney did on the 2nd Amendment!

Mitt got hit square in the face with his Massachusetts record as governor; he was reminded that as Governor he said:

“Deadly assault weapons have no place in Massachusetts”, Romney said, at a bill signing ceremony on July 1 with legislators, sportsmen’s groups and gun safety advocates. “These guns are not made for recreation or self-defense. They are instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people.” – July 1st, 2004 — Mitt Romney

He had every opportunity to repudiate that position and take a strong position of defense of the 2nd Amendment and instead he not only confirmed his previous statement he doubled down and used it as a good example of working across the aisle to find consensus!

In doing so he disqualified himself for the office of President of the United States as he said, in plain language, that he would if elected ignore the Constitution in favor of “consensus.”

The Constitution is not about consensus; it is about unalienable rights. Consensus is about two wolves and a sheep holding vote on what’s for dinner; unalienable rights are about demanding that the wolves not eat the sheep.

What Mitt Romney said tonight is that if he can find consensus on any issue The Constitution is damned to Hell.

Down this road you are left with a demand to turn over your guns to the government and your only option is whether you are going to do so with them nicely cool at room temperature or smoking hot (and empty.)

Neither man defended unalienable rights this evening. But those who believe that Mittens will somehow effort to defend the 2nd Amendment got a rude awakening this evening, and under a Romney administration you’ll have a President seeking consensus on how to take your guns away.

Thanks for telling the people the truth Mittens.

I wonder how many Americans were listening.

The short version from tonight? Our nation is screwed with either of these clowns.

Republican Sheeple
Republican Sheeple
October 17, 2012 8:07 am

I liked the pepperoni.

Democrat Sheeple
Democrat Sheeple
October 17, 2012 8:08 am

I liked the sausage

flash
flash
October 17, 2012 8:53 am

Due to extremes nausea, I didn’t watch the entire debate, so I am wondering did it end with this song playing in the background?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyE4CLM0QIA

Novista
Novista
October 17, 2012 9:23 am

Thank you, Hope. Live blogging rocks!

Stucky
Stucky
October 17, 2012 9:34 am

“ARRRGJH, Romney is using his grandmother, whom it threw under the bus, as his inspiration for this equal pay crappola.” —– HZK

You meant Obama, right?

Stucky
Stucky
October 17, 2012 9:37 am

“Obama did not call it an act of terror, Crawley is lying, “ ——– HZK
Hope, that all depends. Todd posted the Rose Garden transcript. Below is the relevant portion.

=========================================================================

Of course, yesterday was already a painful day for our nation as we marked the solemn memory of the 9/11 attacks. We mourn with the families who were lost on that day. I visited the graves of troops who made the ultimate sacrifice in Iraq and Afghanistan at the hallowed grounds of Arlington Cemetery, and had the opportunity to say thank you and visit some of our wounded warriors at Walter Reed. And then last night we learned the news of this attack in Benghazi.

As Americans let us never, ever forget that our freedom is only sustained because there are people who are willing to fight for it, to stand up for it, and in some cases lay down their lives for it. Our country is only as strong as the character of our people and the service of those, both civilian and military, who represent us around the globe.

NO ACTS OF TERROR will ever shake the resolve of this great nation, alter that character or eclipse the light of the values that we stand for.

=========================================================================

Fact is, Obama DID mention terror.

The big question: Does his “no acts of terror” comment refer to Benghazi, or to 9-11 he just mentioned previously? Obama and his supporters want us to believe it was about Benghazi. But, I think a good case can be made that he was talking about 9-11 ….. but it’s not ironclad.

Regardless …. The ACTUAL act is OF COURSE terrorism!! Was it an act of love?? The REAL question – and I think Romney missed out on it — is what was the CAUSE of this terroristic act? A movie? Or terrorists? Romney mistakenly focused on Obama’s use of the word “terror”, when he should have focused on Obama’s refusal to acknowledge the cause.

Double Regardless —- I don’t understand how Candy “Jabba” Crowley can keep her credibility.

Stucky
Stucky
October 17, 2012 9:40 am

One thing I have not seen discussed anywhere.

Obama’s response to why gas prices are high today compared to when he took office. He said gas prices were low when he took office because the economy was a mess!!

WTF???? Why is NO ONE jumping all over this??

By Obama’s logic, if a crumbling economy was the reason for low gas prices in 2008 ….. then today’s gas prices should be about .95 cents.

DaveL
DaveL
October 17, 2012 10:40 am

Jim says: “Was it just me or are there no good looking people on Long Island.”

There are some good looking people on Long Island. They’re called tourists.

Also, all I saw last night was 90 fucking minutes of negative soundbite campaign ads that I’ve seen already. I give Obama the edge. His bullshit was 3 minutes longer than Romney’s.

FT
FT
October 17, 2012 11:12 am

It’s funny how Romney tries so hard (way too hard) to draw a contrast with Obama on every single statement—until Obama proudly drops his biggest whopper of all, that “we reigned in the excesses of Wall Street”.

This is the biggest slam dunk of all, Mittens—a toothless Dodd-Frank which was practically written by the banks, a “mortgage settlement” that Obama’s DOJ strongarmed the state Attorneys General into that doesn’t even amount to a slap on the wrist, and in particular Jon Corzine’s $1.2 billion heist at MF Global. And yet, Mittens just lets that statement go, every time. Tells you all you need to know.

If I were running against him, I’d be practically making Corzine Obama’s running mate every single day. And you can do that without having to mention The Fed, imagine that.

Stucky
Stucky
October 17, 2012 2:03 pm

FT

I wonder why Romney never mentions that in the S&L scam back in the 80’s over 1,000 banksters were prosectued …. but the mortgage/financial trillion dollar bailout resulted in not even one fucking indictment, no less a a guilty verdict??!!

Mittens needs better coaching.