It’s beginning to look a lot like Marxmas!
I know, I know, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, that glorious pagan holiday when we celebrate the Native Americans’ bountiful gifts of food to the stupid starving white slave owner settlers, but we all know that Marxmas comes a little earlier every year – so let’s get ready!
Especially with things escalating as they are in the Middle East, where the Occupiers are stirring up trouble with the peaceful Palestinians yet again, what better time to remind one another of the One, Who came once and for all to save the world – Dear Leader, President B. Hussein Obama! – with the gift of an RPG or an Improvised Explosive Device.
And at that most wonderful time of the year, when progressives are celebrating all over the world, what little tyke doesn’t dream about having his or her very own suicide vest or AK-47? After all, sooner or later we’re going to have to deal with those bitter clinger Rethugglikkkans who refuse to go peacefully off to the Gulag – so let’s get little Johnny, Suzie, and Achmed armed and trained up this Marxmas!
I know at my dacha we’ll be getting up bright and early on Marxmas Morning, as we always do, and I can hardly wait to hear the cries of joy as the little ones open their presents and discover their brand new Hamas-approved hand grenades and official Hezbollah Brand™ suicide vests!
So let’s not let the Gaza kiddies have all the fun this year – fire a kwanzaa rocket into your Marxmas tree at dawn on Marxmas Morn, and let’s all shout Allahu Akbar! as we hold hands around the burning tree and think of the glorious reelected One that’s making it all possible!
In case you missed it the first time:
Hamas Bumper Stickers
These are just @ThePeoplesCube Tweets, there are many great ones made by others too.
Honk if you’ve been followed by the same helicopter for the last 10 minutes
If you can read this, you’re about to be blown up, too
I just lost 200 lbs instantly – ask me how
My other car is a bomb
80 percent of success is just blowing up
Baby suicide bomber on board
This is your brain. This is your brain on upholstery.
Kill, baby, kill
What car bomb would Mohammed drive?
Driver carries no cash, he’s about to be vaporized
“Palestinian rebels” sounds nicer than “Mob of Jew-hating murderous baby killers”
It’ll be a great day when terrorists have all the money for bombs and Israel has to hold a bake sale to build a school.
Final solutions for a small planet
Wherever I go, there you are. Shrapnel #5. Inevitable.
Some of our best women are men
Funny name. Serious damage.
We put the “ass” in “assassin”
Do the Jew
Arab by birth. Murderer by choice.
Say it with explosives
Look, Ma, no infidels!
If you want to capture someone’s attention, use shrapnel
The antidote for civilization
Please don’t squeeze the Charge
We hate Jews more than we love our children
I’d walk a mile for a camel
Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Jihadis
Life’s messy, blow it up!
You’re in good hands with Allah
Support Habitat for Hamas!
GET INVOLVED… The world is run by those who blow up
Prophet before people!
Bombs not books
Does this suicide vest make my ass look fat?
Blowout Sale! Free Palestine with every purchase of explosives, wires, and detonators!
Kids… They blow up so fast!
Suicide is sexy
Practice random acts of violence
I’d rather be beheading infidels
If you think war with Hamas is deadly, try peace.
Support your local terrorist training camp
Obama 2012: Bold leadership for a stronger Caliphate
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If your wife and daughters can’t, thank a mullah.
Hamas Chevy: Like a Rock, Only Dumber.
Give me liberty or………………..nah, just give me death
We buy safe houses, any condition
Question Palestinian Authority
Peace is not the answer… Say no to peace… Peace never solved anything
Guns don’t kill people. We do.
Palestine is a convenient cause, not a place
When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in hijab and carrying the Koran
Caution: driver may be offended by just about anything
Don’t blame GOD!