In case you needed another reason as to why it’s a bad idea to still live with your mother when you are 40, it seems parental punishment doesn’t change with age.
To answer your question in the simplest form: Hell yes I’m ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow! Seriously though, do people still pick out, kill and cook their own bird? I thought I was on top of my game by deep frying a turkey, but these dudes take it to a whole new level.
Our boys over at GirlsInYogaPants.com love them some see-through yoga pants. Like really, really love ‘em! But for some reason they kicked these two back to us. So I’ll leave it to you fine people to tell us “Who Wears It Better?”!
Wow! Apparently the word subtle is not in your vocabulary with those painted CD cases you got hanging from your face. (Kids, CDs were what we used to listen to music before iPods. They came in large square cases. Ask Siri about it.) Anyway, I want to share with you a motto my brother shared with me that has held true thus far: “The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.” I know these are technically squares, but just keep that in the back of your mind and you’ll notice it’s true.
Hmmm, now that I think about it I suppose there is a reason that up until now I’ve never seen an old dude with dreads. Turns out not everyone gets wiser with age.
If I was your friend and saw you out in public like that you’d get ‘beat’ by more than just ‘Dre’….Ehhh ohhh!
I haven’t seen the Tina Turner haircut since…well since Tina Turner I guess. Well, even that’s kind of a lie. I’m only 27 so I didn’t really grow up listening to Ike and Tina. So in reality, that hair just looks like shit.
Yeah, she’s twerkin’ it. What is “twerkin’ it” you ask? Ohhh I’m SO excited you asked. For a complete guide to “twerkin’ it” I shall reference one of my favorite train wreck music videos of all time, Lady – Twerk. Now, before you click on that I will say this, there is profane language, lots of twerkin’, and if you watch this at work you might get fired if someone walks by. Also, since you are clearly going to wonder afterwards, yes we posted this picture just so we could finally reference that video. You’re welcome and I’m sorry!
Breaker breaker 1-9 we’ve got two bogies on my 6 looking like a couple of idiots. – Ahh that’s a big 10-4 good buddy, saw ‘em earlier, completely moronic. Now let’s go get us some lot lizards. (Wow, I’m amazed at how accurate my interpretation of trucker conversations is!)
If it’s not on your fanny, is it still a fanny pack? Since it’s under his man boobs is it a moob pack? Makes sense, but just doesn’t have that ring to it.
Is that bubble-butt real?!?! Tell ya what, why don’t you put your face by it and see if it pops. That’s the only way to settle this.
Sometimes I wish these people would run into those unfortunate individuals who poop their pants in Walmart. That’s just people helping people. Good stuff.
Okay, bad news. Your kid’s doll is possessed by the devil. Damn thing is like Chucky 2012 and it’s creeping me the f*ck out.
If the back tat didn’t give it away, this fine young lady is a “Classy Freak”! Now, don’t get me wrong every guy out there is looking for a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets, but when you label yourself as such you in turn take out the “classy” part of the equation. It’s what we in the business call a Catch-22.
I didn’t even know they made spandex onesies! Geez Pinkberry, you look like what I imagine my stomach acid looks like when it’s mixed with Pepto Bismol and that is the nicest way I can put it.
I don’t think you understood the bro at the gym that said you would look good in that shirt when you are totally shredded, but that’s okay we can work on these things. Quick rule of thumb, if any of your clothing looks like it went through a garbage disposal, don’t wear it. Leave it in the garbage.
Nothing to see here. Just two wolf-like creatures escorting this fine lady like a ancient warrior princess. Please feel free to insert your Game of Thrones ‘Winter Is Coming’ meme references here.
Ok now I know for a fact that there are mirrors in that bathroom! Awww, who am I kidding, I could never be angry at my little sex kitten.
Holy badunkadunk!!! How have you not been approached by every rapper in the world to appear in one of their videos? Do you realize how much money you could be making just letting some guy pour Dom Perigon down your derriere?
Ohhhh okay, I see how it is. Just rub it in that my Mitt Romney suit with his face plastered all over it is now useless…bitch.
Bottom biscuits and boots? They go together like peaches and cream, right? No? Oh well, I’m sure you thought it was gonna look sexy at the time. Anyway people, we need to determine ‘Who Wears It Better’!
Your back looks like an old wrinkly man’s face being unwillingly forced into a black ski mask…which is something that I honestly never thought I would say.
You know what you’re gonna find up there? You’re gonna find out how lonely life is when everyone stops hanging out with you because you constantly play with your butthole and your fingers smell.
Ohh when the weather starts to get cold I always think back on my college days when all the little hunny-dips out there would switch over to their little yoga pants and boots look. Ohhh how I miss college. Anyway, back to reality where girls with the freshman 15 would be a welcome sight!