Tickle Me Elmo? More like “enjoy your hand herpes for tickling me Elmo”. Sure, not quite the same ring to it, but I think it will stick.
Giving us all a little peek at the goods? Two different ways to skin a cat here so I need to know “Who Wears It Better?” in this over/under edition that Vegas wouldn’t dare put odds on!
It looks like she is working at an incredible rate of speed!!!….But if you have stood in any cashier line ever you know that can’t be true.
That’s the only “maid” in the USA thing you’ll find at Walmart….Ohhhhhh!!!!! And the crowd goes wild! – “PoWM! PoWM! PoWM! PoWM!” – ohh it’s insanity here! Unbelievable! What a joke! What a joke for the ages! AHHHHHH!!! Incredible!!! You’d have to be here to believe it folks!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!
This looks like one hell of a dramatic exit. Almost poetic in it’s beauty…ignoring the big exposed ass of course.
You see that folks, that’s smart business right there. You lure them in with the promise of free stuff and then once you got them in your store you make ‘em pay for what they want. I mean, I can tell you I’ve personally paid well over $70 to give someone a BJ…wait, what? Ignore that last part.
I’ve been racking my brain to determine if there is any combination of all these clothes that would make one seemingly normal outfit and I’m not sure it can be done. So I’ll leave it to Who Wears It Better: Matchmaker Matchmaker Make Me A Match Edition.
It’s ironic, because they had to put a bag over your mother’s head to make you….and BOOM goes the dynamite!
I’d say there is about a 87% chance that her mop gets caught under the bus.
It’s cool, he wears this to his D&D outings. He alternates this costume with his virgin costume…which isn’t really much of a costume as it is pretty much his normal self.
Get with the times people! Aluminum foil is no longer used to just wrap up old pizza. In today’s world, we can pretty much put anything on our bodies and call it fashionable. So are you leaning towards rocking the winged hat or the full body suit?
Excuse me sir, can you sign this for me? With the pen, not your cock. Thanks.
Ohhh snap! We’ve got quite the battle in today’s Who Wears It Better: Mid-Hulk Rip Edition. Now you are probably asking yourself “By mid-Hulk rip, does he mean big green Hulk ripping his clothes or Hulk Hogan ripping his shirt off?” and the answer is yes.
Geez! Is there something bigger than a camel toe? Maybe like a t-rex toe? Can we call it that?
Ahhhh, dirty hippie bottom biscuits! Those are like the biscuits that fell off the tray behind the oven and got all that dust and dirt on them. Ahhhh, Ahhhhh, throw those away!