Very sad news to report. The Schuykill was jammed so I had to divert through the 30 Blocks of Squalor this morning. There it was. The thriving Chestnut Street Plaza is losing their anchor tenant. The sign above the Risque Porno Video store said they were closing because they’ve lost their lease. I think they mean they are getting kicked the hell out for not paying their rent. Times must be really getting tough on the Squalor. When welfare drones can no longer afford porn, the country is truly finished. Maybe if Obama and Michael Nutter could put their brilliant minds to work and allow EBT cards to be used for porn video rentals, we could save this great retailer. Now this upscale mall of squalor will only be left with the laundromat, smoke shop, donut shop, and check cashing store. Maybe the landlord can lure a KFC or Malt Liquor Be Us to open in the porn store location. I can’t wait to report the latest developments to you.