Did we just find the cover to our next book?
Ahhh ok, you see people this is what we call progress. She discovered that the reason her ass was so cold was because her underwear were not properly covering it and she took the necessary steps to resolve that problem…Granted, it’s not exactly the groundbreaking discoveries that we as a society typically applaud, but c’mon let’s give some credit where its due, eh?
Do the overalls come with the mullet or do you think they’re sold separately? I’m assuming it’s a 2 for 1 deal that’s just too daggone tough to pass up!
“Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?”
- Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.
“Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.”
Wow! Ummm, I’m sure if you gave me a few minutes I could think of something grosser, but honestly off the top of my head I got nothing. Yo shit…be funky.
Calendar & XFLEX!
Holy cow Batman! She’s got our name written all over this one. Looks like 2013 is gonna be a good year for us here at PeopleofWalmart.com. You still have time to enjoy our new 2013 desktop calender too! In fact, let’s do a caption contest for this little blast of fun. Winner gets to enjoy us for the next 362 days! Our friends over at XFLEX also want to throw in one of their sweet tablet stands. Be sure to check out their Facebook page and website to see what they are about. Winners will be announced tomorrow. Good luck minions!
I swear to God I can’t even begin to think of how I would describe this to my barber. Maybe you guys could help…
You half doghouse/half phallic trike is intriguing and disturbing at the same time….Either way I’m sure your wife isn’t happy.
It’s always a nice surprise when the muffin tops and the pillow tops or pretty much any gross body part is hanging out AND it’s tatted up something awful. So “Who Inked It Better?” people? Also, is that George W. Bush in her tattoo tree?
Well look at that, a blue moon. Those are only supposed to happen every two to three years thanks to the lunar cycle. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky? I don’t know, but now I’ll have this song stuck in my head all day.
Well look at that, she comes with her own leash to hold her back from biting people. That’s practical and is probably best for everyone.
Well it’s officially 2013 people and I have yet to see a flying car and haven’t heard of anyone losing their job to a robot. It appears that people are still wearing sh*t that they probably shouldn’t out in public, so that should bode well for a great year for PoWM!
So what kind of crazy shenanigans are you party animals getting into? I’m fairly confident that these two ladies would let almost anyone into their clubs to celebrate the new year.
Sir, for the last time, we are not Hickory Farms and will not accept your request to return this summer sausag…..OMG!