Our illustrious president/dictator will be increasing global warming this weekend when he releases enough hot air, hopium, and bullshit than ever thought humanly possible.
His brethren in Congress and the House of Representatives will follow suit. There is money to be spent, trillions of it. The debt ceiling is going up; “To infinity and beyond”. The criminals just got their credit limit increased, hooray! More porkulus, bailouts, loans to friends, tax breaks, and free shit for all!
I never understood why a sitting president has to be inaugurated again. Probably another excuse to spend a few billion, parties with lobbyists, lots of laughing and merriment. It’s always good to have a few chuckles on your descent to hell.
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 01/18/2013
The Sultan ascended his throne
His limited powers had grown
A very proud nation
With drones in formation
Now suddenly felt all alone
The Limerick King
What great sin is it that Lance Armstrong has committed?
Performance enhancement? Lying? Everyone in Washington and Wall Streets lies on a daily basis.
What sin is that in a society that pumps its children full of ADHD medications to enhance educational performance and pumps its financial institutions full of moral hazard, worships teams of steroid gladiators on any given Sunday, pumps it’s economy full of QE and fiat stimulus like there is no tommorow, consumes food modified by all manner of genetic, hormonal and chemical agents, is addicted to $8 cups of coffee, idolizes silicon breast implantation for the perfect female form and consumes viagra voraciously.
A society that can no longer function without the mass consumption of psychotropic drugs.
Ben’s printing was simply obscene
He thought that he’d try to come clean
He wasn’t sincere
He shed not a tear
The literal lying machine
Timmy says risk is now gone
This man is a Kleptocrat pawn
This dimwitted liar
Is about to retire
Let’s hope it’s the end of his con