“I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…fe-mullets get me so hot and horny.” – said no man ever.
Maybe if you dig down deep enough you can find some of your dignity. Probably not, but I’m sure you’ll keep trying anyway. Enjoy having your elbow smell like dookie for the rest of the day.
Your front butt and moobs look like Yoshi’s face trying to burst through your shirt.
I never thought about how convenient it would be for the caterer to have a wedding in the middle of a freezer. That’s just hella thoughtful of the bride and groom…I wonder how many divorces also take place at Walmart?
Do the Lost Boys travel by bus nowadays?
What’s up rhinestone cowgirl?!?! I’m about to go grab my assless chaps and bullwhip just to see where the night takes us.
What? Not every baker of bottom biscuits is a woman. Sometimes they need a man’s touch.
I also like to pick up souvenir from the places I go, so I can relate.
I got up early this morning and baked you all up some delicious bottom biscuits to choose from. So pick one out, fill on up and thank me later.
When do you hit that point of “F it, I’m just gonna piss myself”? C’mon buddy, you should have known it wouldn’t be hard to follow the yellow piss road back to you.
Ohhh sweet pearly whites of winter, it’s never a good thing when it looks like you can tuck the old boys into your hip pockets. Seriously, cleavage isn’t suppose to start at your bellybutton.
Ah snap, you guys are just sooooo important bro. Gotta have my earpiece on 24/7 just in case. “Buy! Sell!” my ass. You two are probably talking your avatars through level 716 of some nerd ass game.
I don’t know what the hell Jug-N-Plug is. I’m amazed there are 2 different people jugging-n-plugging and judging my the sample size I have available, it’s definitely not something I ever want to know more about
I am absolutely terrified for your well being. All I ask is when some studio head sees this pic on here that PoWM gets a little taste of the blockbuster horror film that will follow. Seriously, that looks like the world’s largest, most possessed Yorkie eating your head off.
Hey frat boys, put down your YOLO shirts and six-pack abs, you just got out-swagged by this dude and it wasn’t even a competition.
Personally, I liked Michael Keaton as Bettlejuice better, but I could be convinced to watch a few minutes of her.
Oh sorry, this is a picture of the weirdest vacation I was ever on. My goodness, not sure how that got in here.
Ah yes, the favorite pair of jeans that you just can’t seem to let go of huh? Well, you look like you lost a fight to a junkyard dog so maybe not it’s time to turn ‘em in. Play “Who Wears It Better?” if you want, I think they are both losers.