How is that flower shirt still the gayest thing he has on?
I was all like “Wassup girl? How you fit in dem jeans?” – and then she was all like “I don’t.” Yeah, kind of a sad story. Didn’t stop ‘em though. Who wears them better? Well, I’ll leave that up to you guys.
Is that vagina cleavage? is that even a thing? Does anyone actually want to find out?
Forget about hanging out in a barber shop with black guys, I’d give a week’s pay just to sit at your hair salon and hear you ask for “the jellyfish”!
You look like Dark Helmet’s girlfriend.
Do people not know white is see-through? Is it some well kept secret that I didn’t know I was privy to and everyone else is in the dark? I’ve done a piss poor job of keeping that secret, seeing as how I’ve repeatedly advised against white pants. Hell, I don’t even wear white underwear, doesn’t make sense.
My main man!!! Or my main woman, whichever! Dude always knows how to dress sexier than 89% of the women on this site. Yeah, not really sure what else to say….skirts and balls, deadly combo.
Hell yes you can help me put these contacts in!
I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but that guy you gave your car to so he could pimp it out was definitely not Xzibit. Unless his goal was to make your car look like the perfect spot for homeless people to have sex, then he nailed it.
Let me break this down for both of you and everyone else even considering this. There has been 1 and only 1 person in the history of the world that has been able to pull off the cheetah hair and that is Dennis Rodman. So unless you can pull down 11,954 rebounds, I don’t want to see it.
Finally I get invited to a girl’s slumber party and turns out it’s hers. Just my luck.
I can’t wait to hit that point of f*ck it when you are out in public, realize you forgot your pants, and then literally do not care and continue shopping for Folder’s Original. I envy you my friend.
Yes! Hell yes! Hockey is back mother truckers! I haven’t been this excited since I found out those red bumps weren’t herpes…whoa, getting off track here. Point is, I love hockey. I mean, the Devils can suck it but whatever, hockey is back and I’m happy, honestly could give 2 shits if you don’t like the sport.
You know what were really cool? Koosh balls. You know what’s not cool? Looking like a human Koosh ball.
Oh, I see you’re into role playing. How about you try playing the role of someone who doesn’t look like a slut for money when you’re outside of the Angry Beaver or whatever funny named strip club you work at?
Oh you thought jean jackets were cool? How about a jean jacket made from actual jeans so I got tons of ass pockets to put stuff in…AND Betty Boop! BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!! – Oh you didn’t think jean jackets were cool? Oh so this one is worse than a normal jean jacket then? Oh. Okay. Well nevermind then. Jerkface.
I don’t want to step out of place here, but Little Bo Peep over there looks absolutely f*cking miserable. Seriously, her parents may want to seek out counseling of some sort….Saving lives, it’s just part of what we do here at PoWM. You’re all welcome.
I mean, if you are gonna wear some casual heels to lift and showcase you ass you might as well showcase the ass. Am I right or am I right?
Reason #19 why I’m glad I’m not a parent yet: I freak out when I get bird shit on my car, I’m not sure what I’d do if I got human dookie on it.
Is it weird that I picture in my head a tiny high school gym full of disgusting rats that use your hair as their rope climb?