Hey mother f*ckers, it’s f*cking Friday. After that I’m not really sure what to say. Never had the urge to curse on my shirts. I use internet message boards to show everyone I’m a tough guy.
I like to call this post, “Behind The Scenes of People of Walmart”. We decided to give you all an inside glimpse of the random pics we get sent in to us. For some reason, there must be a sign on our site that reads “Hey chicks over 40 with bush, please send in titty pics.” I’m not sure who posted that sign but I really wish they’d take it down. So new rule – no titty pics unless you have really nice boobs that we would want to see. Thanks in advance.
The only thing right in this entire picture that I can see is that someone used a stick to ensure those vines would grow up onto that stone wall.
Okay, I like what we got here. A little “Who Twins It Better?”!!!!! Exciting. So which set of adults that still think it’s cool to dress alike do you got? And please don’t judge solely on the fact that I think one set of twins picked on the other set of twins every single day growing up.
I think it’s kinda like that old adage I learned from my good friend George W., show up on People of Walmart once shame on you, show up on People of Walmart twice shame on me, show up on People of Walmart again — you can’t get fooled again.
Geez, see if you can clench those cheeks any tighter darlin’. Anyone that can pull that wedgie out from that stone would be crowned king of something. Nothing you’d likely want to be king of, but a king nonetheless
Wow another damn monkey just chillin’ in Walmart like that’s the cool thing to do these days. Since nobody listens to me I’ve decided to allow one exception to my “no monkeys in Walmart” rule. – If you have a monkey, you better also have a boombox (80′s style only) blasting Beastie Boys’ Brass Monkey. If not, you can get the hell out.
“Hey look at me, I’m so Smart, I can fit my little car in here while you have to park way back there and walk.” – Really? How Smart are you when I keep slamming my cart into the return lanes like two carts that don’t fit together? The level of smugness here is actually starting to piss me off so I’m going to stop before I ruin my day.
What’s black and white and read all over? Huh? Right? Cause one of them is black, the other white, and they both have back tats you can read. Like the famous joke? Ahh, screw you people. I’m gonna keep doing me. Just tell me ‘Who Wears It Better’?
At first I mistook these for back boobs, but upon further inspection, the hairy looking crack has brought me to my conclusion that it is instead, an upper-back-booty. Final answer.
Do you think he puts this on after a shower instead of standing in the middle of his room…shaking like a dog? Huh? Huh? Right? C’mon!!! You guys are harder to impress than McKayla.
Oh I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. Seriously though, if you add the “C” & “E” to “Porsh” it is a dead ringer for a Twin Turbo 911.
Since these two are older gentleman, would those be considered….wise cracks? Ehhh ohhh!!! Put it on the board.
Personally, I don’t have the heart to break it to her that all those clips aren’t helping, so I just figured I’d let the internet do it for me….
Are we allowed to do a “Who Wears It Better?” with toilet paper? Judges?…The judges say yes. They have determined that in Walmart this is considered an accessory to the outfit. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure I would like to point out that the judges I asked were in fact just myself. There are no people that stand around waiting for me to ask for their expert opinion. I just wanted to be like Alex Trebek there.
Geez lady, when you’re done with that why don’t you and your black cats go break some mirrors under a few ladders.
I was all like “Man I can’t wait for it to get warmer out and see all those sundresses.” Then this dude pops up out of nowhere like “Ohhh yaaaaa?” and then I go “Yaaaa” as I slip my hand under his dress….that’s when things got awkward…and when I got arrested. Not sure why I shared any of this. Ignore all of that.
And the rooster goes cock-a-doodle-doodle-do….So which one are you throwing seeds at?