That’s weird, she usually never lets you put your hog in her trunk….huh? Right? No? Little too vulgar? Okay, that’s on me. My bad.
We’ve got ourselves a bilingual battle in this Who Wears It Better: International Ass-cracks Edition. Okay, sure the guy in Canada probably speaks English too and Canada isn’t that far away, but you never know, those friendly Canucks could be up to something we’d never expect.
You look like a poodle. There isn’t much more I can say really. Your hair reminds me of a poodle and that’s funny to me.
Stop listening to those new AT&T commercials. Sometimes 2 is not better than 1. I mean, yeah technically here at PoWM, two weird ass hairstyles are better than one, but still, for your specific situation it does not hold true.
This here is America! Where we stand for freedom and the right to bear arms! Seriously though, gun control aside I think we can all agree that the only real issue on our mind right now is THIS.
Ahhhh darn it. You both made it all the way to checkout before getting caught. That’s closer than I would have thought. Anyway, while you were checking out we are going to check out which one of the two of you look worse in this round of “Who Wears It Better?”
Nice matching jackets. You look like you’re straight from _________ (insert any of the 3,674 new redneck reality TV shows here).
Hey, just because the U.S. Postal Service will no longer be delivering mail on Saturdays doesn’t mean this guy can’t continue bringing you packages…of pain! Bwahahaha <—- That’s my evil laugh, ’cause this car is so tough.
“Ahhh you know that mista mista lady? I think I just killed her.” – Anyway, we all dance to the beat of a different drum, some of those drums just aren’t playing so it looks really weird. So who you guys got in this battle of the mista mista lady?
I hope some of you thought how nice it was to get a quick little upskirt action there. Because that will make it more enjoyable for me when I tell you she has a penis.
Dude brosepeh, your style is so badass bro that you qualify for a 2 for 1. You get to be on PoWM and I’m also sending your pic over to our bros at Dbagging.com because you look like a douche.
Oh my sweet sweet Afro Star. How you can turn my frown upside down! Now it’s not everyday you can see a PoWM Hall of Famer people, so show some respect by removing your hair picks and bowing down.
Damn girl, I’m gonna need a snorkel if I plan on surviving this motorboat.
In today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better”, we have an epic Elvis vs. Elvis battle. So, whose banana would you rather eat bacon and peanut butter off of?
Seems like an odd place to take a nap. I hope that this is his car or someone is going to come out to quite the surprise.
Consider me officially freaked the f*ck out right now..
I guess there is a little slut inside of all of us.
This dude was ready for Super Bowl Sunday. The 49ers and lighting crew down in NOLA were not apparently. I thought the ads pretty much sucked, but at least the game didn’t turn out to be a complete disaster.
“Let me show you all the really nice cars I wish I had by putting them on the p.o.s. that I have so you think it’s better!” – Super idea there Mr. Taurus. Why don’t you start taping a bunch of Barbie dolls on your girlfriend to see if that works too.