WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER DO THAN WATCH OBAMA TONIGHT CONTEST

Tonight the Liar in Chief will enter the Den of Thieves and Dullards and spew propaganda, lies and misinformation to a wilfully ignorant populace. The corporate mainstream media mouthpieces will dutifully report this drivel and instruct the ignorant masses how they should think and feel about the crap they just heard. There are 115 million households in the country. Only 27 million tuned in to last year’s State of the Union address. That was down from 31 million in 2011, 34 million in 2010, and 37 million in 2009. Do you sense a trend? I will go out on a limb and predict that under 25 million households will tune in tonight. This means that 80% of the people in the country don’t give a flying fuck what Obama has to say.

I will not watch one moment of this farce. I started thinking of things I’d rather do than watch this egotistical douchebag blather on about jobs, green energy, and protecting the children from guns. Maybe the entire student body of Sandy Hill Elementary can sing Hail to the Chief.

I’d rather stick a pin into my eyeball than watch Obama tonight.

I’d rather have my teeth cleaned by Zell than watch Obama tonight.

I’d rather have sex with Hillary Clinton than watch Obama tonight. Maybe that is going too far. If Bill won’t do it, who would?

I’d rather eat a giant cockroach than watch Obama tonight.

If you can think up something more creative to do you can win the contest.

The winner gets to experience the pleasure of free Obamacare for the rest of their lives starting in 2014.

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AWD
AWD
February 15, 2013 7:12 pm

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Questionman
Questionman
February 15, 2013 8:33 pm

Thanks for proving my point!

@Klansmen Admin! Leave it to an asshole who thinks drinking like a retard is most important than the SOTU!

@Klansmen Eddie! Just like with Herman Cain, using Anti-Obama black people as a shield to pretend you’re not racist when you are! I was right!
Only racists didn’t watch the SOTU!

@Klansmen AWD! Fuck you, you bigoted btich! I can post ANYWHERE and ANYTIME! There is NO law against that you retarded prick!

Eddie
Eddie
February 15, 2013 9:06 pm

You don’t know anything about me, Questionman. If you knew me in life you would realize just how stupid your accusations are. My life is a rainbow of color. You would not believe it.

I’m not racist. I dislike the President…I also greatly disliked the Republican challenger. I hated Bush. I thought Clinton was an embarrassment to the country. Bush Senior sucked,except he was smart enough to stay out of Iraq. Reagan, don’t get me started.

Both parties are party to the crime of screwing the working American.

What I’m steamed about is…that the burden of supporting what is certainly an unsustainable social welfare system, and a bunch of wars, has fallen on fewer and fewer people as the tax base shrinks.
I pay more, get less. A growing number of freeloading moochers are paying nothing and depending on people like me to pick up the check.

I didn’t want to watch the President because he has done nothing but disappoint me now for 4+ years. He sucks the dicks of the banking cartel, he sidesteps the Constitution with his NDAA, he constantly says things that let me know that he looks on guys like me as an ATM.

Post away. Far be it from me to inhibit your right to write. But you are gonna take ass whippin’ here every day.

AWD
AWD
February 15, 2013 9:18 pm

Questionman

Too bad your mother didn’t take advantage of democrat-provided abortions when your brother impregnated her. Fuck off back to the basement from whence you came, douchebag, or the government warehouse you work at. Your a piece of shit liberal fucktard, a waste of oxygen. Do the world a favor and eat a bullet.

howard in nyc
howard in nyc
February 15, 2013 11:50 pm

i’ll admit to my racism embodied in my hatred of obama.

i fucking hate the white half.

(the black half too, but that part ain’t racist.)

i was gonna work up a more hate-filled post, utilizing the n-word liberally (heh). but i’m in a good mood tonight. and i’ve already had way too much fun with the n-word this week, watching this video over and over. it may be the single best thing i have ever seen on the internet:

jim
jim
February 16, 2013 8:09 am

Questionman

FUCK OFF and “GO FUCK YOURSELF” and while you’re at it throw yourself off of a high bridge of a six lane expressway !

AWD
AWD
February 16, 2013 9:49 am

Democrats have gotten away with turning 100 million people into government dependents and turning our country into a neo-socialist/communist state by using the word racism.

The democrats are the racists; they think blacks are inferior and need special privileged to get by. Instead of helping them, democratic sponsored government dependance has enslaved them. What is more racist than that?

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AWD
AWD
February 16, 2013 10:22 am

I think this T-shirt should be in the TBP store of doom

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mellonballs
mellonballs
January 28, 2014 7:42 pm

I will drop a huge, explosive steamer in QuestionMan’s bed while he is watching his communist hero babble propaganda for 2 hours.