I refuse to do a “Who Wears It Better?” here. In fact, I’d like to take this time to apologize to people out there for sightings like this. I can’t help but think we are somewhat responsible for this because of our pervert friends over at GirlsInYogaPants.com.
Dude, you look like you’re entire life is based upon preparing yourself for your police mugshot. Seriously, you look like the local creeper that gets hired to do some scummy ass shit in a movie but ultimately fails because you’re too dumb to do it right.
I have to assume that in his culture, the length of the skullet shows a sign of power and prestige because in the culture I live in, called the real world, it’s a big neon sign that says “avoid this dude”.
Sometimes “like father like son” is a horrible idea and someone should step in and do something about it.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET PEOPLE WHO ARE SSS’ AGE DRIVE
Ahhh yes, the old “stuck between a rock and you’re a f*cking moron!”
I’d love to hear this conversation. If only I was a fly that probably frequently circles her nether regions I’d be able to hear what was being said. But, since I’m not, I’ll leave figuring out what was said to you guys in a CAPTION CONTEST!!!! Winner gets a copy of our 365 day calendar and for the rest of you that don’t win it, go buy it to make sure you’re not in it.
“You’d bett’a tell dat foo to bring back my doughnut!”
Cop: Ma’am you are in trouble for stealing a tarp
Lady: Let me axe you a question does it loooook like I stole a tarp to you??
Cop: Ma’am, isnt that what you are wearing as a skirt…?
“No, Rutherford, you have the date wrong for the symphony, It will be on Brahm’s birthday, May 7. The tuxes and gowns are ready, and the catering is going to be spectacular. I will be happy to see your lovely wife that evening! My husband will conduct a splendid concert, and yes, it is sold out. Join us for champagne after!”
“Now officer, I saw that skinny bitch take the last bucket of frozen chitlins, and it was mine! She deserved her ass whippin’! I’ll tear her jheri curls right off her head!”
“How you gon tell me that they ain’t puttin out no mo’ twinkies? I knows I saw a truck go to the backa the store with some mo’ TWINKIES”
Officer: “Ma’am I understand you are upset that Hostess went bankrupt (although with you as a customer, I’m pretty shocked too) but Wal Mart sells a generic version you can buy”
“Just gimme my dern Twinkies and nobody gon get hurt, ya heard me?”
“No ma’am, not Walmart’s dress code…humanity’s.”
Lady – The sign clearly said “free samples” and there are out of fried chicken samples
Cop- did you really call the police for that ?
Lady – yes i did the sign said free samples there was no limit i got family on the way down for dinner
Cop – ma ma thats not right
white lady in the back – Look at me look at me iam going to be on Cops
Be careful Walmart, you better treat this one right or I might come and try to poach him for my company….I sell crack by the way.
Milkshakes might be what brings all the boys to the yard, but it’s the bottom biscuits that keep ‘em there!
You know what the best part about a skullet is? It still says “party in the back” but it says “f*ck business in the front, I’m here to party.”
I never thought I’d say a skirt was too short, but I guess when you finally stop being a mega horny 13 year old boy you learn to value a sense of dignity. Sure it might have taken me another 10 or so years after turning 13 but eventually most boys will hit that understanding. So which mini-skirt would you hide under the gym bleachers to peek at?
Orange you glad I came to brighten up your morning?
Remember how you were just saying you don’t get enough cheetah print? Well I guess it’s your lucky day because it looks like we found the creepy van those ladies cruise around in!….Seriously though, I hope your van gets attacked by a large truck dressed like a lion.
Why are people obsessed with cheetah print? Seriously, am I the only one that realizes past the age of 8 it’s just a ridiculous thing to have? You either look like a stripper or a weirdo and neither of those are good options.
I’m glad you’re already covered in kisses because I don’t think I’d put my lips near you even if it would cure cancer.
Nothing to see here, just a few old men wearing Spongebob hats. I mean, I guess we can do a “Who Wears It Better?” but with sideburns that touch his nipples, is this even really a contest?
I’m gonna recommend this dad over to our friends at TheProudParents.com! Dude is just killing it with kid comfort and shopping efficiency! Safety is not his strongest asset here, but you gotta give and take somewhere ya know!
Hey everyone, it’s Monday so this is our little reminder that it’s time to put your asses back in your pants and get back to work. Speaking of work, in this “Who Wears It Better?” we need to know which of these two is workin’ it better!
Sometimes doing things half-assed ends up being pretty obvious.
Just in case you were one of the dumb oblivious people who thought he was approachable before this gem of a tattoo.
Just a bitter reminder that most of the no-pants pictures we get sent in aren’t fun to look at. So yeah, you guys get to suffer too!