QUOTES OF THE DAY

“Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.”
George Carlin

“Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man … living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.”
George Carlin

“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
George Carlin

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
George Carlin

“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin

“We’re so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody’s going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don’t even know how to take care of ourselves; we haven’t learned how to care for one another. We’re gonna save the fuckin’ planet? . . . And, by the way, there’s nothing wrong with the planet in the first place. The planet is fine. The people are fucked! Compared with the people, the planet is doin’ great. It’s been here over four billion years . . . The planet isn’t goin’ anywhere, folks. We are! We’re goin’ away. Pack your shit, we’re goin’ away. And we won’t leave much of a trace. Thank God for that. Nothing left. Maybe a little Styrofoam. The planet will be here, and we’ll be gone. Another failed mutation; another closed-end biological mistake.”
George Carlin

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
George Carlin

“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.”
George Carlin
 
“I do this real moron thing, and it’s called thinking. And apparently I’m not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”
George Carlin

 

“I don’t have pet peeves – I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
George Carlin

“I don’t like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: “Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity.'” Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, “We’re the So-and-Sos,” take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it’s unavoidable, such as a union or a trade association, go ahead and join. But don’t participate; it will be your death. And if they tell you you’re not a team player, congratulate them on being observant.”
George Carlin

“Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that’s twice as big as it needs to be.”
George Carlin

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Stucky

“Fucken shit is fucken crazy cuz big dick owner fuckers like to fuck with your fucken shit cuz the motherfuckers who fucken own your ass don’t give a fucken fuck about you except to make you fucken think you have a fucken life when the fucken fact is you are a fucken pussy whipped fucker.”

————- a somewhat typical Carlin quote

TC
TC

Carlin was a genius. The bullshit level has always been high, but if he were alive today, his head would probably explode. Too bad nobody has filled his shoes…

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