Official STUPID F*****G AMURIKANS thread

Yesterday I posted about my Obama-luvin libtard seester who cares more about chicken liberties than those of human beings. It is an epidemic.

Below vid shows her libfuk comrades actually signing a petition to repeal the Bill Of Rights!!

One thing I love about TBP is reading personal stories. So, if you have any first-hand “Stoopid Amurikan” stories, please share them.

If you don’t have any (how could that be??) then please tell us you you hate.  Remember, hate makes the world go ’round.

Author: Stucky

I'm right, you're wrong. Deal with it.

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JJ3
JJ3
July 9, 2013 11:03 am

Well let’s see I mentioned the NSA spying scandal to a good friend and his response was “I don’t care”. Then I said well have you considered that even though you believe you have nothing to hide if you were a Supreme Court justice or a Congressperson then you could be bribed into voting a certain way. (John Roberts cough cough)

He then said, Hmmm, I hadn’t thought about that.

Of course you haven’t because that is not how the media wants you to think.

Then my other friend started defending Trayvon. I pointed out that he was beating up the guy when he got shot and that if someone I didn’t know was in my neighborhood at night and there had been robberies recently then I would probably confront someone and ask what they were doing in my neighborhood and if they started hitting me and bashing my head against the ground I would feel justified using deadly force against that person. I tried to point out how the media had portrayed him as an innocent young 12 year old when in reality his fb page showed his true colors.

I had to tell him to STOP listening to the MSM lies that he was falling for their propaganda and agenda. I tried to point out that if there are riots when he is acquitted(which he will be) then it will be the MSM’s fault for trying to portray the story one way in order to repeal a gun law that they don’t like. (Stand your ground)

Crickets…

AKAnon
AKAnon
July 9, 2013 11:06 am

A petition drive on the (Peoples’ Republic of) Santa Monica (CA) pier is like shooting fish in a barrel. Dice should have tried that in Fontana, at the Berdoo chapter of HA-I bet he’d have received a less supportive welcome.

AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 11:15 am

Thanks Stuck. As Dr. Ben says, white liberals are the most racist people on the planet, pigeon-holing blacks into democratic controlled slave plantations. Liberals would rather save animals than people, and are always for spending other peoples money to further their agenda. The tragedy is, of course, kids get their heads filled with insane liberal bullshit while in school and college.

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AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 11:19 am

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Which one does your sister look like?

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This is what happens when you let women and minorities run a country….

harry p.
harry p.
July 9, 2013 11:20 am

last month my wife needed a certain plastic storage container (it had to be the same type we already had so they would stack cleanly, arggghhh) to pack away some of the clothes my son outgrew and i was looking to pick up some 30-06 ammo. So I went to a walmart, on a saturday, that was the first day of the month. big mistake, don’t eeeeevvvvveeeerrrr do this.
i stood in line behind a mother buying frozen dinners with her 20+ year old son who had a gold chain and ed hardy t-shirt drinking a “monster” energy drink and she then paid for the shit with an EBT card. she took forever becasue she was talking on her phone, loudly. and in case you hadn’t already guessed, yes, they were black.
This chapelle show sketch popped in my head:
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harry p.
harry p.
July 9, 2013 11:24 am

that is a horrible collage of ugly ass evil twunts, you know they are ugly because from a distance most of them resemble Sam Kinison (who was awesome by the way)

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AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 11:56 am

Stuck, I couldn’t agree with you more. Liberalism is a mental disease, as is schizophrenia.

Liberals have given us the war on poverty. It’s only cost $17 trillion. We support a breeding population of 100 million people that don’t work, while we have indebted kids that do work and try to produce over $1 trillion. They may never be able to have families, healthcare and homes (reproduce), while 100 million people that don’t work have free healthcare, housing, money and food, and get more money the more they reproduce.

The war of poverty has been a catastrophic failure, like everything else liberals have done. More people are in poverty than ever before. And liberals are socialists, wealth redistributors, which will also fail and bankrupt our country. Liberals and socialists are only allowed to exist because productive people create income and produce. The end of every know civilization has ended in a smoking heap thanks to liberals, cronyism, socialism, and every other liberal-infused parasitic system of rule. They should be outlawed and hung from trees.

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card802
card802
July 9, 2013 12:04 pm

Maybe the bible was misinterpreted, “Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.”

I believe it’s the stoopid that will inherit the earth. For the life of me I cannot comprehend the liberal and the superabundance of stoopidity. Chalk it up to media, and public school edjumacation. My uber liberal cousin told me she going to vote for Hilary in 2016, she said this hoping my head would explode.
I told her I would vote for Hilary as well, that should help bring on the collapse faster. The faster the collapse the faster the stoopid will die, and the faster the stoopid die the faster the collective intelligence of those that are left will rise. Then we can get on with a real recovery.

AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 12:13 pm

Great bumper sticker

It blows my mind every day we have these two incompetent idiots running this country:

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Spinolator
Spinolator
July 9, 2013 12:25 pm

Last wknd my wife and I went to ride some bikes to Newport beach out here in Califraudnia. The guy behind the desk at the bike shop couldn’t figure out that 2hrs at $5/hr for 4 people was $40. He was about 18-20. But I bet he knew how to carve some waves dude. He talked, like, like a surfer dude.

I was shocked…We are screwed.

Maddie's Mom
Maddie's Mom
July 9, 2013 12:41 pm

@harry p,

My version:

So I went to walmart. Big mistake.

I have since found a remedy for that.

Shop elsewhere.

MuckAbout
MuckAbout
July 9, 2013 1:36 pm

What happens when a philosophically sound code to live by get’s too effective for the opponents of said philosophy?

You modify the name through propaganda and foul use of the language so that it ends up meaning (in the minds of the sheep) exactly the opposite it once did. Poof! No more competing philosophy.

That happened to “liberal”. A classic liberal means one thing, the label “liberal” now plastered on anyone not a Republican means the exact opposite. The closest thing to a classic liberal today is libertarian and that carries the hateful scent of anarchy with it.

I’m a classic liberal. If you think it means what everyone on this thread is trying to label it, you are totally wrong-o……. But that’s the point. Label the offending philosophy to place it 180 degrees from what it truly means and you’ve lost the word..

What would you call a classic liberal these days?

MA

Kill Bill
Kill Bill
July 9, 2013 1:39 pm

Rush Limbaugh advanced a view on Monday … he told a caller to stop watching Fox News, particularly the network’s panel discussions, which he said are “designed to get you ticked off.”

They are called stoopit Merukans Flush Dimbulb.

AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 1:41 pm

Muster wins an award

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Kill Bill
Kill Bill
July 9, 2013 1:46 pm

Below vid shows her libfuk comrades actually signing a petition to repeal the Bill Of Rights!! -stucco

Idiots. Doan teh kno dat wuz dun undah teh prebious adminstruation?

AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 1:55 pm

Liberals: polluting the minds of the young and impressionable ad infinitum.

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AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 2:30 pm

The meaning of the word liberal has metastasized into a cancer, and like all cancer, it is eating the host body and will soon cause death of the individual (the USA). Liberals (Obama, Reid and Pelosi) have borrowed and pissed away more money than any other democrats in history.

Obama’s increased welfare spending by 45%, ie, we’d have to cut welfare spending by 45% just to get to where it was at before Obama took office. The liberals are pushing for immigration “reform” so as to get at least another 8 million democrat voters. The democrats have spent trillions buying votes and stuffing the FSA, and now we are all waiting for a collapse that everyone knows is going to happen.

Liberals have been eerily silent while college kids have gone $1 trillion into debt. I think the reason being their socialist liberal brethren at the University are making bank as they pollute kids brains with liberal socialist bullshit. The rest of the country is going to hunt down liberals and torture them some day, book it Danno.

Quite a collection of women, minorities, and liberal wackos

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card802
card802
July 9, 2013 2:44 pm

Inside every modern (not a MA classic) liberal is a totalitarian screaming to get out.

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a : of or relating to centralized control by an autocratic leader or hierarchy : authoritarian, dictatorial; especially : despotic
b : of or relating to a political regime based on subordination of the individual to the state and strict control of all aspects of the life and productive capacity of the nation especially by coercive measures (as censorship and terrorism)
2
a : advocating or characteristic of totalitarianism
b : completely regulated by the state especially as an aid to national mobilization in an emergency
c : exercising autocratic powers

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
July 9, 2013 2:46 pm

In the neverending pursuit of stupidity, republicans win and it’s not even close. Democrats for the most part, especially FSA and gov’t, unionists actually get what they vote for. When they don’t, they lie and obfuscate because what democrats really want most of all isn’t live baby seals, big trees or peace, but rather power. Republicans on the other hand are hands down the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. Time after time they vote for “less government” and get the opposite, and the bigger the bullshitter (Reagan, for example), the more they hero-worship him. The GoP decades ago ceased to be a party of main street small businessmen, (mainly because they actually succeeded in electing people who claimed to be for main street small businessmen, such as Nixon) because main street small businessmen hardly exist anymore. Instead zionist neo-cons now control the GoP. Ask a dumber-than-a-box-of-rocks republican what a neocon is and they typical answer you get is “new conservative” as they look at you as if the answer was obvious.

Of course republicans worship power too. Unlike the democrats whose agenda actually requires political power to enact and keep their order in place, republicans do simply because it means “their guys” are in charge and not those evil liberals. It matters not when their guys shred whats left of the constitution (after the democrats got finished doing it), or we exhaust what is left of our treasure in pointless wars of aggression, or export our manufacturing base to China and India, as long as it’s done by republicans it’s okay…is there any other possible reason republicans still defend George W. Bush despite all the damage he did to this country, than simply because he was hated by democrats?

Yes, I who see through all the bullshit have called it. Republicans are absolutely the dumbest and most worthless assholes on the planet. If they weren’t, Ron Paul would be President, instead of a loon.

TheCynic
TheCynic
July 9, 2013 2:55 pm

Our schools don’t teach kids to do arithmetic in their heads any more. That went away when they allowed kids to bring calculators to math class. Purportedly to make it easier for kids to learn. Instead it made them dumber and dependent on a external device instead of their own intellect.

This is why surfer dude couldn’t do basic arithmetic calculations.

Another problem is that many parents do not value learning and as a result their children are indifferent to both formal education and any sort of self-learning.

Lastly there is no downside in civilized society for being a dumbass. You will be taken care of instead of being left to rot.

AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 2:57 pm

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JJ3
JJ3
July 9, 2013 3:44 pm

Stuck,

I’m not worried about losing friends, the first friend was the best man at my wedding and he actually seemed to think about it when I mentioned the Supreme Court Justices being spied on and blackmailed. He’s a good guy, not the brightest and respects my opinion so I will continue to work on him.

The other friend used to be very anti establishment when we were in college together, now he says stuff like – We can’t allow people to starve in America, and Wouldn’t it be better to have fat people walk up to the store for another drink rather than have one big drink?

He is really starting to piss me off because he is smarter than that but has been brainwashed by the MSM. I asked him one day, where the hell do you get your news. He said, oh the usual places, NY Times, Wash Post, NPR. I tried to explain to him the liberal bias and he just didn’t get it. In fairness when I first started awakening I didn’t get it either, but now every time I listen to them I hear the message loud and clear. Not sure at what point I began to recognize the bias, as I used to listen to NPR and didn’t hear it, but now I can’t even listen to any MSM without seeing it.

Funny thing is I have convinced him that there is an economic collapse coming and he does want to leave the country but he doesn’t understand how the liberal idiotology is ruining the country. Not to brag, but I am a CPA in Florida so the do listen to what I have to say, they just don’t quite get it because they are not watching alternative media.

It’s funny I remember seeing Alex Jones videos on youtube years ago and I was just conditioned to think “This guys crazy”. I had never listened to him or read his site but I just knew “he was crazy”. Now I listen to his podcast a couple times a week, not every day and I get what he is saying. He is a little over the top, but I find him interesting and rout for him because I see him as the little guy against the establishment.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 9, 2013 4:08 pm

@harry p, Kinison would have made an excellent Speaker of the House!
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
July 9, 2013 4:13 pm

AWD said:
“Liberals would rather save animals than people”

Hell, I’d rather save animals than people most of the time myself! Have you seen PoWM?

Of course, being an M.D. might put a soft spot in my heart for humans.
I_S

Danno
Danno
July 9, 2013 4:37 pm

Booking it.

AWD
AWD
July 9, 2013 4:51 pm

“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog”

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ecliptix543
ecliptix543
July 9, 2013 5:50 pm

Doing math without an iThing, are you fucking crazy? What kind of ass-backwards shitheel caveman would even think about trying such a thing?!!? Next you’ll be trying to reintroduce analog chalkboards (which were BLACKboards long before they were WHITEboards, but that’s all a bunch of raciss shit so who gives a fuck) and typewriters and cursive writing in proper English… fags. Murricans don’t need no dumbass writin’ or maths.

MuckAbout
MuckAbout
July 10, 2013 5:42 pm

“Classical liberalism” is the term used to designate the ideology advocating private property, an unhampered market economy, the rule of law, constitutional guarantees of freedom of religion and of the press, and international peace based on free trade.”

That’s the way it was and still is to me. I don’t mind adding the word “classic” to the definition of “liberal” – sometimes it may lead to people actually looking it up.

MA

Olga
Olga
July 10, 2013 7:17 pm

I was that “liberal” until a few years ago – voted for BO the first time – and I still have a lot of friends and family drinking that kool-aid.

Maybe it makes people feel better, or superior, but IMO all this name-calling and “divide and conquer” BS isn’t doing much for the cause.

I “woke up” when I saw BO bail out the banksters and pander to Wall Street – leaving main street out to dry.

I thought the nonsense about Obamacare was nothing but a bait-and-switch to distract the people from hanging bankers from the lamp posts.

I have done a lot of reading since then and unfortunately discovered how bad things really are and how long the head-fucks have been going on.

I became a Democrat when RR co-opted the religious right – and I still feel strongly that religion has no part in government. Others can and will disagree.

At the time I didn’t understand about our monetary system, the MIC, the corruption of all branches of government, the dumbing down of America, etc. – but I was getting hints.

So I have managed to get a few liberal folks to begin to question things and if there is any commonality it would be an inability to tolerate contradictions – comparing what they “hear” and then seeing what actually “happens” has raised some real flags – when I see the cognitive dissonance, the confusion, and then inevitably the sorrow I know I have hit pay-dirt.

The off-shoring of the manufacturing and industrial base is a huge talking point – people – liberals – can hear that argument.

And then dominoes start to fall.

My two cents.

ecliptix543
ecliptix543
July 10, 2013 8:08 pm

Olga – Any one-liners you could recommend for inducing a state of saddened confusion in liberals? I’d really appreciate having one or two zingers in my pocket for Monday mornings in particular. Shit… That’d make my whole week a better place to be if I could do that.

Novista
Novista
July 10, 2013 8:47 pm

It’s not only Amurikans, possibly a global anomaly of the human race having reached ‘Peak Intelligence’ and on a downward slide. More likely, though, its either Anglo or first-world related.

One common factor: whatever label you use, progressive, neoliberal, Democrat, Australian Labour Party, socialist, all adhere to a common core belief, and yeah, math is hard. Tax and spend for the social good, or the chillrn, and they all know best what’s good for the common people.

Down in Brisbane, it is against.the.law to carry a pocket knife. Not a state law but they will probably try, and have a lot of criminals in the country areas. So …

My neighbor was invited to dinner at a mutual acquaintance’s place. He took along a special fruit cake, after dinner, takes out his pocket knife to open the container and slice pieces. The wife freaked out, OMG, put that away! You shouldn’t be carrying such a thing, and goes into the kitchen and comes back with a long kitchen knife. Cognitive dissonance, anyone? Sigh.

Bruce
Bruce
July 11, 2013 12:11 am

While this video indicates that most people might be idiots it goes a long way in pointing out that Democracy might not be a good idea if these people are also registered voters.