Lies, Myths, and Bullshit …… aka Oreo’s Press Conference

Goddammit. Five minutes into Oreo’s press conference and I’m already on my knees praying that Jeebus take this chocolate fucker “home”.

Pretend you’re a reporter at the news conference.

You are allowed to ask Oreo exactly ONE question. Furthermore, Jeebus will guarantee that Oreo will answer TRUTHFULLY.

I would ask; “Tell us all the ways you violated the Constitution the past 5 years.”. For starters, he would be forced to talk about ….

— Violating religious freedom (Catholics / forced to buy condoms)
— Signing the annual National Defense Authorization Act…twice
— Obamacare and the individual mandate
— Wars without congressional approval.
— Bank Bailouts, Chrysler Bailout, etc
— Authorizing Drone use on U.S. soil
— Assassinating American citizens
— Taxing political contributions
— Extending the Patriot Act
— Warrantless wire-tapping
— Sucking Bernanke’s dick

…………… and maybe by the end of the three day speech the reporters would have built a gallows.

A close second question; “WHO controls you?”

A distant third question; “Are you this fucking stupid by accident, or on purpose?”

What would you ask?

Author: Stucky

I'm right, you're wrong. Deal with it.

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Wyoming Mike
Wyoming Mike

How do you get into the sack with that giant assed Wookie?

Administrator

The president said that Snowden was not a patriot.

“So the fact is, that Mr. Snowden’s been charged with three felonies. If in fact he believes that what he did was right, then, like every American citizen, he can come here, appear before the court with a lawyer and make his case,” Obama said. “If the concern was that somehow this was the only way to get this information out to the public, I signed an executive order well before Mr. Snowden leaked this information that provided whistle-blower protection to the intelligence community for the first time.”

harry p.

I’d ask him whether he wears a “jimmy hat” when he is busy fucking us up the ass?

But in all seriousness if i could one question i would ask that he state all the issues Ron Paul was and is right about.

printmemoney
printmemoney

Why won’t you print me some money ?

Hope
Hope

How can you even stand to listen to him?

I call him President OVOMIT because every time he speaks, it is like mental ipecac and invokes instant nausea/vomiting.

I have ceased to even watch his ugly mug on the teevee lest I be tempted to ventilate said teevee.

Who the fuck cares what he says? He’s not even in charge, he is just the fancy front man for the forces bent on destroying the country. The sad part is that he actually believes all the “great” things said about him. What a sad sack empty suit Peter Principle douchebag.

Mebbe he crash one of those Mommy bikes on vacation and we will be spared more inane blathering.

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JJ3
JJ3

Yeah I have a question for the ahole in chief…

Who is John Galt mother fucker.

Sensetti
Sensetti

I take PO Zofran before I even attempt to listen to Obongo.

Sensetti
Sensetti

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Sensetti
Sensetti

Stucky says: Five minutes into Oreo’s press conference and I’m already on my knees praying that Jeebus take this chocolate fucker “home”.

Stucky lets be clear. Jeebus can’t take Obongo home, he has to send him to his permanent place of residence, the smoking section.

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Sensetti
Sensetti

This guys pissed Lol

http://youtu.be/Op4VmojmK7c

IndenturedServant

HZK said:
“I have ceased to even watch his ugly mug on the teevee lest I be tempted to ventilate said teevee.”

Damn Hope, you sound like you’d be a kick in the pants to have a few beers with on a long weekend!
I_S

juan who loves blacks, hates assholes
juan who loves blacks, hates assholes

el jefe deportador said he was offended over the oppression of gays in russia. the shakedown artists will be over there soon enough. jesse tried that in mexico but was rebuffed. oh but ofra was racially profiled in zurich, they had shown her expensive purses but when she reached for the 38K doozie, all of a sudden the clerk turned raciss telling her she couldn’t afford it. now the store will have ‘sensitivity training’ for its staff. must be nice to be able to go abroad and cause an international row over the fact the store clerk didn’t kiss your ass properly.
it is total shit that after exporting crap movies and ‘music’, the usa now wants to export the victim industry.

juan who hates assholes
juan who hates assholes

el jefe deportador, our deporter in chief has finally been outed as a liar by the pro immigration- reform group protesting his excessively enthusiastic deportation policies. of course we never saw the protest march on cnn, the news network was more interested ino reporting on a missing teen abducted by a friend of the family, whereabouts unknown, details unknown but we are closely watching this story as it unfolds, police are looking, looking, looking for the blue car that may be headed to canada or mexico and it may be booby trapped and other speculation and nonsense which we will report as we wait here with you dumb-ass viewers.

ragman
ragman

Don’t expect the “American public” to give a rats-ass about stopping this crap or any other crap. They are, collectively, a bunch of dumbed-down assholes that can’t think of anything past tonights episode of the kardashians, dancin’, or American idol.

freedomfighter

I love the picture of that ass clown on his bike. If I didn’t have to clean the screen I’d shit on it just to make myself feel a bit better. I am a former cycling competitor and if he were seen by any one I know they would laugh about how he rides with his legs closed and like usual lacks form. He is hiding something or maybe he is showing some sort of femininity because he looks like a beginner girl rider to me. I am sure that anyone posting on sites like this is being watched by the shit fucks at nsgay, that is why I am doing this. Our chicken shit sissy boy president doesn’t have the balls to do the right thing. I am so sick of what is happening to our Republic that I just may go live in the woods again but the urge to stay and wait for a fight is just as great. I hope we can get at least the same percentage or more to join as they got for the revolutionary war, 9% of the people defeated britain, (they don’t deserve a capitol letter).

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