There have been double digit instances of children with bags on their heads at Walmart and we’ve got the photographic evidence to prove it. You would figure one would be enough for the few that didn’t know this was a bad idea to actually learn that it was. Here little Johnny play with this noose, I’ve got to pick out tonight’s dinner.
Holy crap, this is not a good ‘Who Wears it Better’?!?! But, as our friends over at GirlsinYogaPants.com can attest to, like those yoga pants to their ass, you’re stuck with it. So who ya got here? A bag full of mashed potatoes or reverse camel toe? Pick one or sniff both.
Our friends over at WTFTattoos.com gotta be loving this! I’ve never been a huge fan of the excessive tattoo look but then again I’ve been able to get lots of attention without them. Anyway, who you guys got here?
Seems like we’ve found the Walmart version of Match.com. Which if that’s the case I’ll go ahead and put up my poster on the back of my El Camino: “Seeking models that are also nymphomaniacs who enjoy cooking and cleaning.”
At least we know we can trust the labels at Walmart to be true….Seriously though, this tat forgives so much. If I was out and she was only wearing bologna circles on to cover her nipples and a camo beer-dispensing hat while carrying her infant son by his foot I would get so offended then see her tattoo and be like “Ohh okay, that makes sense. Carry on.”
Top ass vs. bottom ass?!?!?! I don’t mean to ruin your entire day mulling over this world problem, but if you don’t answer then we might all perish.
I feel like belly shirts should have “only if you have a sexy” in front of the title. Clearly these two look like they are already set to square off in a sumo match so I’ll leave it to you guys to determine who would win and who wear it better.
I’ve seen African rainforest birds look at your head and think it’s too much. Oh look a mullet!
MC Hammer won’t be around to protect you forever. It’s up to you guys whether you’re grabbing a handful of front or back boobs.
I doubt that Camel from the Geico commercial would still be excited about these hump day bottom biscuits!
Nothing better than some subtle product labeling at your local Walmart right? While you’re mind is in the gutter let me know which treat you think sells better!
I don’t know why but I feel safer right now.
Hello Kitty, goodbye dignity.
It’s called Christmas ornamenting. It’s the hottest new craze of putting goofy shit all over your head…Okay maybe I made that up, but I certainly hope it catches on.
Contrary to their name, shorts don’t always have to be soooo short. That’s a recipe for bottom biscuits everyday of the week. You guys decide which one you have to start your weekly consumption with.
I don’t mean to point on the blatantly obvious, but I think he is having trouble keeping up because he is sucking in plastic as opposed to refreshing, live, nourishing air. Just one man’s opinion though.
The high-seas, rum, swordfights, walking the plank, talking parrots, cannon fights. Ohhh the life of a pirate. Unfortunately out of that list only rum seems reasonable to me in 2013. You enjoy your fantasy pirate world. I’m from Pittsburgh so we are living our fantasy Pirates right now with those first place Buccos!
There is a reason the masses shouldn’t see behind the curtain. Sometimes the wizard isn’t what you made him out to be…or it’s a big smelly buttcrack. Either way, ignorance is bliss.