Our boys over at WTFTattoos.com are probably gonna fall in love with these two gems, but before they get their turn we’ll ask you guys to pick which tattoo you’d want your lady to have and you ladies pick which you would get. Personally I’d take “Fuck all y’all” instead of “Child Support” for a few reasons. (1) now that I live in the south I like saying “y’all” and (2) it seems if I were back there (which I wouldn’t be) I’d see “child support” and that would be a nice reminder not to do what I was about to regret.
Stinky hands: Seems worse if it comes from someone else’s ass rather than your own right? Kinda like farts I’d think.
Hmmm, I kinda thought gothic bottom biscuits would be burnt so they are black like everything else they wear.
What is it about dudes dressed as sluts that really gets me pumped for the weekend? Bad decisions here I come!!!! Whoooo!
Nothing says vacation destination like not so subtle sexual innuendo t-shirts. Which one would you rock? Big cock or fine asses? Personally neither come close to Big Johnson in my book, but whatever.
Oh no! Rhonda is all worked up over her taxes again. Here Rhonda, here is your binky. It’s gonna be alright darling. The new Social Security tax increase has everyone a bit grumpy wumpy.
No shirt, no shoes, no shit, no service.
1. I’ll just say that’s neat to put a monkey in overalls. Adorable. But now that’s out of the way I can go back to calling you both assholes. There is one accessory dumber than a fannypack in Walmart and that is a damn monkey. Get them out of the store. I don’t like poop and bugs next to my deli meats or anything else for that matter.
Bottom biscuit season is almost over so get ‘em while they’re hot y’all!
Why do I feel like I need to see you on a quad with 20″ rims rolling down the street to the Ruff Ryder’s Anthem??!!
Union or Confederates doesn’t matter, America clearly won!
Nothing like some hairy tree trunks in heels! That looks about as natural as an Alex Rodriguez blood sample.
Neon has made quite the comeback. I hear it’s very popular with today’s intoxicated youth and their YOLOs and snapbacks and whatnot. Turns out, when you’re 20 years old with fit bodies neon doesn’t look too bad. Counter that with well above 20 and not so fit and this is the typical result. I know the youth wear it better, but between these two I can’t decide “Who Wears It Better?”
Pffft, and you thought only young fit chicks could pull off booty shorts! Father Time will give them a run for their money!
It makes me happier to think there is an actual large rat lodged into your head to the point that it’s just his ass sticking out the back. That is easier to believe than a person making a decision on their own to do this.
You would think jorts would ruin a good bottom biscuit, but this is where your inexperience in the bottom biscuit games shows. In fact, while booty shorts have become the popular vessel for transport due to their comfort and availability in plus sizes, it is indeed the jort that has put the bottom biscuit game on the map. i.e. Daisy Duke. Sometimes they are yummy, other times…not so much.
I like to look at this picture and imagine it to be a typical scene on how people pick up escorts in Crazytown.
Listen, I don’t mean to ruin the legacy of a great childhood movie, but Cruella de Vil kinda went to shit after she lost the dogs.
Listen old bro, when you feel like reminiscing on the 3 months you were cool in the 80′s please do it from your basement like the rest of the weirdos do.
Hope you’re enjoying that Kia you crazy cat lady because there won’t be a “soul” around when you die by yourself on top of your piles of hoarded magazines and after 2 weeks those cats start eating you. Wow! I’m a Debbie Downer today. But seriously though, get rid of 99% of those cats, buy some Febreze and get some friends.