Dude, America is so many levels of awesome it’s not even funny. If you don’t love it you can geeeeeet out! We are kicking our Labor Day weekend off right & headed to see the Allman Brothers Band rock out America style. What big plans do you guys have this weekend?
This little piggy went to Walmart….and was haunted by the site of his dead family scattered about in the refrigerator sections. His delicious, delicious family.
Damn you camo! You fooled me again. I almost completely overlooked this gal, but my trained eyes can spot them now. I won’t let 10 point bottom biscuits in Walmart get by my scope!
We in the business refer to this as a two-fer. The pink yoga outfit is enough to make the guys over at GirlsinYogaPants.com throw-up their breakfast but you just had to top it off with the thong didn’t you? Go big or go home I guess!
Damn you Miley Cyrus!!! The epidemic has already begun!!!
You missed a spot…right through your eyeballs so you don’t have to look in the mirror and see all that shit in your face.
Yeah. Sooooo that happened. In broad daylight.
Geez lady, a gust of wind from someone pushing a cart too fast could be enough to pop those bad boys out! Tuck ‘em in a bit more next time!!!
That seems like a very fair deal to me. Plus it will weed out those little kids who always try to grab the free puppies and take them home. It says Pups 4 Beer, not Pups 4 Juice Boxes. Pay the price or get moving.
Parenting….you’re killing it.
Little bit of ass never hurt anyone. A lot of ass may have hurt someone, but a little bit I think is safe. It’s a sad day when this is a resonable compromise in the world of Walmart.
Not for the first 6 games of the regular season there won’t be Mr. Von Miller. Ehhhh Ohhhh!
I could never grasp the idea of taking a shitty car and spending money on it to make it look shittier. Seems so counterproductive that I wonder if people in this world have too much free time on their hands. That’s how stupid ideas come to life.
YESSSSS!!!! It has been way too long since we’ve seen the pimpiest pimp of all pimpin’ time on here! We’ve missed you Willy! Great seeing you again and I see you still got the strongest pimp force around.
I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news: The bad news is, you look like shit. The good news is you still look better than Miley Cyrus at the VMAs.
I’m gonna go ahead and blow your day wide open….No matter how weird and creepy he/she might be, just remember it was somebody’s first. BOOM! Enjoy an over-functioning brain the rest of the day suckers.
Remember when weirdos kept it to themselves and would just be weird in their basement or something? Ahhh those were the good ol’ days huh?
I’m sure those animals are glad they are dead because they never have to look at either one of you. I’d do a “Who Wears It Better” but I don’t want to encourage anything about you two.
Cause being the crazy cat lady is so 2008.
Funny how it seems that as soon as you lose self-respect you gain belly shirts. Odd how it works out like that.