Our glorious Once- Waiting- To- Be- Commander- Numero- Threeo, Nancy Pelosi, is touting the the gloriousness of bombing our friends in Syria. After all, we must make our dear leader look like he is not the fool that so many are saying he is! — and that can be done by starting a war, that will not be a war . . . I think that is what the Memo said, but I might not have the most Updated Memo of the day?
In any case, we must fall in line, to line up behind our dearest Nancy and support her stupid… “Bombing for Baghdad… ” oops, no, that would be “Bombing for Bombing Sake”?? , . . . . . “Bombing for Barack!” Yes that is it!! Bumper sticker will be available a week from next Tuesday at Toiletry and Internal Cleansing Boutique. (shop early and shop often – and save)
“Hates war unless the democrats are waging it.” ——— Admin’s pic
Ya’ll know about my tree-hugging, whale-saving, Oreo-loving, veggie-eating, libtard sister ..
… hated Dubya, called him a war-whore, didn’t even support the Iraq war in the immediate aftermath of 9-11, said killing innocents can NEVER be supported, so Dubya is a war crimminal … yada, yada, yada.
… now? … she pretends, and sometimes, denies she felt this way … gives her Oreo Savior 100% support … innocents must die to prosecute the guilty … tough shit
Liberals. The most ignorant, lying, hypocrital, brain-dead, fucking dip-shit retards on the planet.
The French will surrender to Syria at the G-20 Meeting
The State Security Department Secretary-General, Comrade John ‘Ivan the Terrible’ Kerry, has announced that the USSA’s oldest ally, the French Socialist Republic, will join in its new ‘Organizing for Arabia’ program in Syria.
Comrade Kerry praised the French, under the inspirational leadership of Obama ‘soul-mate’ Comrade François Hollande, for being the lone nation brave enough to support a brighter future with Comrade President Mohammed Morsi as the new democratically-elected president of Syria. With ‘International Community Organizing’ as the Party’s foreign policy, we know that the French will provide the workers and peasants of the USSA a great deal of style while implementing World Socialism.
Many in the Party have remarked that the French not only have the renowned ‘French Foreign Legion’, which has experienced many of modern warfare’s most stinging losses, but the French also have shown the world how to ‘fashionably surrender.’ This will come in handy if Comrade Chairman Obama follows through on his 2011 demand the Bashar al-Assad ‘must go’ and USSA Combat Organizers are ordered to collectivize Syria.
In the meantime, Comrade Obama has ordered the People’s Congress to deliberate his decision to deploy the ‘Organizing for Arabia’ Fleet Group and come up with its own version of an agreement with his plan to agitate for Comrade Morsi’s election. However, in the spirit of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat and the role of Comrade Obama in manifesting the Will of the People, Comrade Kerry stated that Comrade Obama will act even if the People’s Congress fails in its duty to support the President.
Meanwhile, the French have promised to provide all the meals and entertainment for the duration of the event.
Liberals are destroying this country, plain and simple. This country wasn’t started by liberals, didn’t grow under liberals. Liberals supported slavery, and now they support socialism and fascism. Yet, the douchebags in California and Nevada keep sending “botox bitch” Pelosi and Harry “porkulus” Reid into office. There is a large percentage of people in this country that will be coming after the liberals at the appropriate time, and they’re days are numbered.
The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and
walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced
to a U.S. Marine General.
As they talked, the Iranian said, “I have just one question about what I
have seen in America.”
The General said, “Well, anything I can do to help?”
The Iranian asked, “My son watches this show called Star Trek and in it
there is… Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is
Scottish, Uhura who is African, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO
Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn’t understand why there aren’t any
Muslims on Star Trek.” The General leaned toward the Iranian
Ambassador, and whispered in his ear,