CODE NAME PUFFERFISH

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Posted on 4th November 2013 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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I find it hysterical that Romney’s campaign gave Christie the code name “PUFFERFISH” when they were vetting vice presidential candidates. Christie is an asshole. He is an obese prick. He blusters about unions and cutting spending, but it is a bullshit storyline. He kissed Obama’s bony ass for his Sandy relief and then spent it on campaign commercials. He loves photo ops, as long as the camera has a wide angle lense. His idea of consensus is to spend more of your money. His annual budget has more spending than Corzine’s last budget. He is positioning himself as the moderate Republican candidate in 2016. He kisses the asses of Democrats on social and spending issues, while acting like a neo-con on foreign affairs issues. The worst of both worlds wrapped in bacon. He would be a disaster as president. He is in the back pocket of Wall Street and they must have really big pockets to fit Pufferfish in there.

 

NEW BOOK ON ROMNEY CAMPAIGN AND RUNNING MATE SELECTION: Chris Christie’s Checkered Past “Littered With Land Mines”

A new book on the 2012 presidential campaign by Mark Halperin and John Heilemann will be released on Tuesday. In an excerpt published in Time, Romney strongly considered Chris Christie as a potential running mate. That is until the Romney team unearthed the New Jersey governor’s questionable background.

In the nine months since Christie’s endorsement of Romney in October 2011, Boston had formed a mixed view of the governor who George W. Bush had once nicknamed Big Boy. Christopher James Christie, 51, was less than two years into his first term as governor of New Jersey, suave as sand­paper and morbidly obese. He was also one of the most intriguing figures in American politics. His voice was like an air horn, cutting through the clutter. There was no one better at making the referendum case against Obama, at nailing the President to the wall with ferocity and caustic humor. Christie’s temperament was ideally suited to the unfolding tenor of the race. “We’re in a street fight, and he’s a street fighter,” Romney’s chief strategist Stuart Stevens told Romney. “He’s the best street fighter—and he’s comfortable saying things that you’re not comfortable saying.”

He was also a fundraising dynamo, but he and his staff were overbearing and hard to work with, demanding in ways that would have been unthinkable from any other surrogate. Months earlier, Christie had banned Romney from raising money in New Jersey until Christie had given the O.K. to do so—a move Romney found galling, like something out of The Sopranos. Are you kidding me, Mitt thought. He’s going to do that? There were plenty of New Jersey donors who’d given money to Mitt in 2008; now Christie was trying to impose a gag order on talking to them? “He sounds like the biggest asshole in the world,” Stevens griped to his partner, Russ Shriefer. More recently, Trenton insisted on private jets, lavish spreads of food, space for a massive entourage. Romney ally Wayne Berman looked at the bubble around Christie and thought, He’s not the President of the United States, you know.

Chronically behind schedule, Christie made a habit of showing up late to Romney fundraising events. In May he was so tardy to a donor reception at the Grand Hyatt New York that Mitt wound up taking the stage to speak before Christie arrived. When the Jersey governor finally made his grand entrance, it was as if Mitt had been his warm-up act…

…The list of questions Myers and her team had for Christie was extensive and troubling. More than once, Myers reported back that Trenton’s response was, in effect, Why do we need to give you that piece of information? Myers told her team, We have to assume if they’re not answering, it’s because the answer is bad.

The vetters were stunned by the garish controversies lurking in the shadows of his record. There was a 2010 Department of Justice inspector general’s investigation of Christie’s spending patterns in his job prior to the governorship, which criticized him for being “the U.S. attorney who most often exceeded the government [travel expense] rate without adequate justification” and for offering “insufficient, inaccurate, or no justification” for stays at swank hotels like the Four Seasons. There was the fact that Christie worked as a lobbyist on behalf of the Securities Industry Association at a time when Bernie Madoff was a senior SIA official—and sought an exemption from New Jersey’s Consumer Fraud Act

…There was Christie’s decision to steer hefty government contracts to donors and political allies like former Attorney General John Ashcroft, which sparked a congressional hearing. There was a defamation lawsuit brought against Christie arising out of his successful 1994 run to oust an incumbent in a local Garden State race. Then there was Todd Christie, the Governor’s brother, who in 2008 agreed to a settlement of civil charges by the Securities and Exchange Commission in which he acknowledged making “hundreds of trades in which customers had been systematically overcharged.” (Todd also oversaw a family foundation whose activities and purpose raised eyebrows among the vetters.) And all that was on top of a litany of glaring matters that sparked concern on Myers’ team: Christie’s other lobbying clients, his investments overseas, the YouTube clips that helped make him a star but might call into doubt his presidential temperament, and the status of his health.

Ted Newton, managing Project Goldfish under Myers, had come into the vet liking Christie for his brashness and straight talk. Now, surveying the sum and substance of what the team was finding, Newton told his colleagues, If Christie had been in the nomination fight against us, we would have destroyed him—he wouldn’t be able to run for governor again. When you look below the surface, Newton said, it’s not pretty…

…After 11 days of teeth-gnashing labor, several of the issues that the vetters had unearthed around Christie were still unresolved. Myers and her team were sticklers. Uncomfortable producing a final report they considered incomplete, they made a point of being meticulous about framing and flagging the problems, including a refrain in bold applied to a number of items. On Todd Christie’s securities-fraud settlement: “[Governor] Christie has been asked to disclose whether Todd Christie incurred any monetary or other penalty as a result of the SEC/NYSE action. If Christie’s possible selection is to move forward, this item should be obtained.” On Christie’s defamation lawsuit: “Christie has been asked to provide the terms of the settlement of this matter. If Christie’s possible selection is to move forward, this item should be obtained.” On Christie’s household help: “Christie has been asked to provide the names and documented status of all domestic employees. This material has not been received. If Christie’s possible selection is to move forward, these items should be obtained.” On Christie’s lobbying clients: “Christie has provided only one of the twelve or so [public disclosure] filings made [in the time he was a lobbyist] … If Christie’s possible selection is to move forward, these items should be obtained.

Then there was this: “In response to the questionnaire, Governor Christie indicates that he has no health issues that would hinder him from serving as the vice-presidential nominee. Published reports indicate that Christie suffers from asthma and was briefly hospitalized last year after he suffered an asthma attack. He is also obese and has indicated that he struggles with his weight. ‘The weight exacerbates everything,’ he is quoted as saying. Christie has been asked to provide a detailed medical report. Christie has been asked to provide a copy of all medical records from his most recent physical examination. If Christie’s possible selection is to move forward, this item should be obtained.

Despite the language in the report indicating that Christie had not been sufficiently forthcoming with his medical records, Romney and Myers agreed that what he had provided put their minds at ease about his health. But the dossier on the Garden State governor’s background was littered with potential land mines. Between that and the pay-to play snag, there was no point in thinking about Christie further. With the clock running out, Romney pulled the plug again, this time for good…

Conservatives who’ve been following Christie already knew his background was extremely problematic.

File this story away for the run up to 2016 where the Karl Rove-led consultant class will tell us that Christie’s the only one who can win. Just like they told us McCain and Romney were the only ones who could win.

Hat tip: BadBlue News.
19 Comments
  1. sensetti says:

    Everything that fat faggot Drama Queen does is bigger than everything else, as far as he is concerned.

    Chris Christie’s mass is so enormous, and his gravitational force is so intense, that it is almost not delusional for him to believe that he is the center of the whole fucking Universe.

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    4th November 2013 at 9:02 am

  2. sensetti says:

    This fat fucker never walks by food, you have to work hard at being that fat.

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    4th November 2013 at 9:09 am

  3. sensetti says:

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    4th November 2013 at 9:16 am

  4. TC says:

    Apparently O likes his mangina soft and round. “Squeal like a pig, boy!!!”

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    4th November 2013 at 9:17 am

  5. flash says:

    I remember a very short time ago when Republicans where all a ga ga over this overrated, greasy lard bucket….just more proof the big R does represent the mainstream America.The true party of stoopid.

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    4th November 2013 at 9:21 am

  6. harry p. says:

    you are right about christie, he is fat, narcisistic big govt loving POS fatfuck, but don’t insult bacon by associating it with him. if he was wrapped in bacon it would be the only good thing about him.

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    4th November 2013 at 9:33 am

  7. AWD says:

    But the American people can RELATE to Christie, because 2/3 of them are fat fucks like Christie, and, he gives out free shit, like a democrat, so he’s a shoe-in as president. Being morbidly obese makes up for the fact that he’s white, because, after all, just below skin color is fat.

    He’s one Krispy Kreme donut away from a body bag

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    4th November 2013 at 10:25 am

  8. Stucky says:

    “He would be a disaster as president.” ———– Admin

    Goddammit. That pretty much GUARANTEES the GOP will nominate him, unless somehow a bigger fatter piece of shit washes ashore.

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    4th November 2013 at 10:29 am

  9. harry p. says:

    AWD,
    one can hope it is only more KK.

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    4th November 2013 at 11:30 am

  10. card802 says:

    Sad fact is Cristie is the best hope for republicans, he’s not the best hope for the country, but apparently that’s not the goal of elections. The goal is to win the election, those that are best for the country are unelectable.

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    4th November 2013 at 12:28 pm

  11. AWD says:

    Christie versus Hillary. An epic battle; in the one corner, a man of the people (a man that could actually eat an entire person in one sitting) versus the dyke. He would have the hearts of 3/4 of the population that is overweight or obese. She has the democrats and FSA, which is getting larger by the day. Christie will give out unlimited SNAP benefits, so others may follow in his path. Hillary will invoke the “war on women” and play to minority and female guilt. Our choice is clear: a blimp or a socialist. Why can’t we have both?

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    4th November 2013 at 12:49 pm

  12. AWD says:

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    4th November 2013 at 12:53 pm

  13. TeresaE says:

    Why do all politicians, no matter the flavor, seem to favor lining their favored groups pockets at the expense of the rest of us?

    Why do our people, no matter the flavor, seem to favor their flavor even when said flavor has tasted like shit for decades?

    My best guess? People are shit eating morons and thieves that continuously elect shit flinging morons and better thieves.

    It’s for the children.

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    4th November 2013 at 1:02 pm

  14. Chris Christie says:

    Fuck youse all. My first act as president will be to make ridiculing fat folks a felony. The NSA is watching youse fucks, and I am gonna get you. Right after dessert.

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    4th November 2013 at 1:16 pm

  15. AWD says:

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    4th November 2013 at 2:34 pm

  16. AWD says:

    Chris’ personal chef prepares his lunch…

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    4th November 2013 at 2:37 pm

  17. Chris Christie says:

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    4th November 2013 at 3:54 pm

  18. AWD says:

    Fuckin’A I’m voting for Chris Christie…..

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    4th November 2013 at 3:58 pm

  19. BOOSH! says:

    “The worst of both worlds wrapped in bacon.” …….blahahahahahhahhahahahhha

    That should be the next JudasChristy Meme.

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    4th November 2013 at 10:57 pm

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