Today is election day. The only people who don’t have to work on election day are government drones. The weather today is identical to the weather yesterday in Philly. My commute this morning to work was 15 minutes faster than yesterday. Since there were no government drones on the road today, I’ve concluded that my one way commute GOVERNMENT DRONE FACTOR = 15 MINUTES. So, besides the thousands of dollars per year I pay in taxes to support these overpaid underworked government drones, they also cost me 30 minutes per day of my life by clogging up the highways. As cities, states and the Feds run out of our money, government drones will be purged from the workforce. I can’t wait for my GOVERNMENT DRONE FACTOR to decline to 5 minutes.