Today is election day. The only people who don’t have to work on election day are government drones. The weather today is identical to the weather yesterday in Philly. My commute this morning to work was 15 minutes faster than yesterday. Since there were no government drones on the road today, I’ve concluded that my one way commute GOVERNMENT DRONE FACTOR = 15 MINUTES. So, besides the thousands of dollars per year I pay in taxes to support these overpaid underworked government drones, they also cost me 30 minutes per day of my life by clogging up the highways. As cities, states and the Feds run out of our money, government drones will be purged from the workforce. I can’t wait for my GOVERNMENT DRONE FACTOR to decline to 5 minutes.
Your formula may need fine tuning, Admin. Although government drones arent ‘working’ today, they may be driving to the polls to try to convince voters to vote for free shit (Democrats) or to a union rally or free government event.
These are the guys convincing the Free Shit Army to vote Democrat at polls in Philly.
Federal drones are suing to get double pay from their two week paid vacation during the shutdown.
Government drone employees are a form of “soft welfare”. They are mostly minorities and women, mostly on the bottom rung of the bell curve, were D and F students, and get paid for just showing up and get promoted based on an incompetence matrix–the more incompetent, the higher their pay scale.
Don’t forget, Admin, they are probably making more than you, since they make 60% more than a similar private sector employee, which is actually 120% more when you factor in benefits, early retirement, and gold-plated pensions for life. You should bow down to your betters.
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Here’s some fine government drones…..A new agency devoted to promoting diversity in government…..2 white males out of 12 drone employees….what a bunch of minority-hating racists….
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Obama creates another worthless bureaucracy
The only jobs the fools in the Obama administration can create are government bureaucrats. Now, by executive order, we have a whole new agency devoted to diversity in the federal government. Forget about qualifications. As long as you have the prerequisite skin color or sexual preference, you’ll get a job.
Judicial Watch reports the following:
The economy remains in shambles yet President Obama keeps wasting taxpayer dollars expanding an already bloated U.S. government, this month launching a new office to help build a “diverse and inclusive workforce” at all federal agencies.
The new Office of Diversity and Inclusion will ensure that the entire U.S. government develops comprehensive strategies to drive and integrate diversity and inclusion practices. It will assist the different agencies in building a workforce that “respects individual and organizational cultures” by examining policy options, data trends and employee survey findings.
admin,
your drone factor = 15 mins is very accurate and definitely in line with my experience when i used to commute to harrisburg, govt holidays felt like i won the lottery. I no longer work there so I think a standard drone factor is 5 mins but proximity to a metro area increases it by a multiplier. i.e. Philly and H-burg = 3 but places like NYC, DC and LA are probably more like 5 or 6. I currently only experience a multiplier of 1.
Govt drones go to their place of employment (i refuse to use the word “work” for what should be obvious reason)
(5days X 52 weeks) – 15 vac days – 5 “sick” days – 15 holidays = 225 days
Therefore your annual inconvenience due to drones commuting is
225 days X (2 X 15mins) = 6,750 mins or 112.5 hrs
These fuckknobs eat up 4.7 days of your life each year because of the messes they create inhabiting the highway.
And that isn’t even including the fact that it is quite possible there are outliers where a govt drone causes an accident and spikes the factor by 2-3 times.
It all seems pretty par for the course, not only do they steal money from us, they are stealing time while “serving” us.
Maybe a good first step would be for them just to not show up for work, then atleast they won’t be in the way.
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This picture says it all. Lots and lots of diversity….
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Oh, I thought this was a thread about those killing kinds of drones, although honestly, most of these fed.gov types ARE killing us – with their bloated paychecks, benefits and all the regulations they spew.
So, in the vein of drones and killing and terrorists, this bears reposting again.
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