White Republican Convinces Black Houston district he is Black and Wins election

This is too damn funny. Republican Dave Wilson managed to convince a black Democratic electorate that he was black by using a range of advertisements featuring black photos, voices, etc., and subsequently won the election. He is unapologetic. I suppose that is fair, given that Obama swayed a lot of votes by convincing folks he was more or less white (when in fact he is red through and through).

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/09/conservative-white-man-wins-election-in-heavily-black-neighborhood-by-pretending-to-be-black/

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/11/white_guy_pretends_to_be_black_to_win_election.html

http://hotair.com/archives/2013/11/10/white-republican-wins-election-by-convincing-voters-hes-black/

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Hollow man
Hollow man
November 11, 2013 9:47 am

Gonna have to call the al dullton to help figure the recall efforts.

Persnickety
Persnickety
November 11, 2013 12:06 pm

Awesome. All fair in politics these days. Less offensive than stationing menacing Black Panthers at a polling place.

Does go to show how worthless our representative system of supposed democracy can be.

Also reminds me of a time in college when I had a man-hating, gentile-hating writing teacher. Papers were typed and graded anonymously. On my second big paper I used “she” instead of “he” for all uses of that pronoun. Got an A, which I didn’t get on papers before or after (though I had received A’s on papers in all other classes prior to and during that term). I felt that I’d proved my theory.

SSS
SSS
November 11, 2013 12:27 pm

This takes the phrase “low information voter” to an even lower level.

One guy commented that he Googled “Dave Wilson Houston” and got plenty of hits showing a photo of Wilson who is clearly white. Another guy noted that Wilson sent out flyers that had several photos of smiling African Americans (which Wilson admits that he just lifted off the Internet) and the caption “Please vote for our friend and neighbor Dave Wilson.”

Wily little bastard. He’d fit right in with the shit-throwing monkeys here on TBP.

Billy
Billy
November 11, 2013 1:10 pm

OHH! The butthurt in Houston must be DELICIOUS!!

BAHH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

It’s like a sports drink made from the tears of orphans…

Billy
Billy
November 11, 2013 1:13 pm

“So were black voters really as stupid as this story would suggest, and as bigoted as Wilson had presumed? KHOU’s online report raised some doubts. “I suspect it’s more than just race,” said Bob Stein, a KHOU analyst and Rice University political science professor.”

Bob STEIN?!?

And a Political Science Professor?

This shit just writes itself… you can’t make it up.

ragman
ragman
November 11, 2013 3:47 pm

SSS: smiling african americans? Musta been photo shopped. They are the most miserable people on da face of da earf!

AWD
AWD
November 11, 2013 4:05 pm

Obama and Moosh, upon hearing a white man used ebonics and his own patented racial victimhood syrup to gain political office…..

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