HOLIDAY MESSAGE FOR THE MONKEYS

I know this blog attracts the cheapest bastards on earth and I count myself as a proud member of the frugal army. At one point there were another 20 ads on the right side of the page and the idiot advertisers were paying me $1 to $2 per day to place those ads. They have finally realized that you cheap bastards cannot be lured into buying their shit and have hit the road. After reading my diatribes about shysters and scam artists, you rarely sign up for Casey newsletters. Therefore, they don’t pay me.

Now we’re on the verge of the Christmas season and I’m guessing even you cheap sons of bitches will be buying something. If you hate malls and make your purchases on the internet, consider clicking the Amazon button on the right side of the page. If you make a purchase through that button, Amazon will send me 6% of the transaction amount. It won’t cost you anything more. So, you’ll actually be sticking it to an evil corporation by buying through my Amazon button. And I’ll have some funds to pay Stop the Hacker, Dreamhost and WordPress to keep this two bit blog functioning.

I’ve seen purchases of ammo, bulk silver, red dildos, and lingerie over the years, but I don’t see who buys what. I do have some suspicions regarding the red dildo and anyone who wants to confess can do so on this thread.

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efarmer
efarmer
November 26, 2013 2:08 pm

Fuck Amazon.

Check is in the mail.

EF

Wyoming Mike
Wyoming Mike
November 26, 2013 2:16 pm

If you see dog toys, probably me.

Sensetti
Sensetti
November 26, 2013 2:25 pm

I am with EF, fuck Amazon, I will send MO Money

Bosronbob
Bosronbob
November 26, 2013 2:33 pm

Alright I confess.
Bob.

harry p.
harry p.
November 26, 2013 2:41 pm

amazon doesn’t sell ammo, fudge’em

get a button for Midway USA

Welshman
Welshman
November 26, 2013 3:03 pm

You’re worth 200 a year admins. Checks in the mail for 2014. You and the family have a nice Thanksgving and thank you for all the things you keep us informed about.

Calamity
Calamity
November 26, 2013 3:10 pm

A 6% tip to Admin. Better file taxes on that or Llpoh will lose it too close to Christmas.

Calamity
Calamity
November 26, 2013 3:16 pm

Shit, they have thought of everything.

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 26, 2013 3:32 pm

I already tipped off the IRS. He has to pay his fair share you know.

card802
card802
November 26, 2013 3:36 pm

Sent some fiat last week, just sent more.

Calamity, as you work in the restaurant biz, have you heard about this and would you like to comment, if you even care? Seems to be the buzz today with my liberal relatives, I don’t really care in the grand scheme of all that is wrong in the world….
Could a server do this, or could a customer fake a receipt?

http://gawker.com/couple-denies-leaving-anti-gay-note-in-lieu-of-tip-say-1471776018?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+gawker%2Ffull+%28Gawker%29

Clownbucks
Clownbucks
November 26, 2013 3:45 pm

I didn’t know. Honey and I are giving Amazon gift cards this year. Easy for me and everyone is happy. I will use the amazon link on TBP

AWD
AWD
November 26, 2013 3:55 pm

Where do I order one of these?

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AWD
AWD
November 26, 2013 3:56 pm

SSS likes bacon….put this on his shopping list….

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Calamity
Calamity
November 26, 2013 4:25 pm

The waitress is lying. The handwriting is different on both receipts. You can see that with the .55 written.

It is quite easy to do this. All they would have to do is run a duplicate copy after a customer left. Scan it, cut out the “duplicate copy”, and write whatever the hell I want. Nearly all restaurants have credit card copies say duplicate, the purpose is because sometime the printers will eat up the original receipt, so it says duplicate anytime a receipt has to be reprinted.

Some restaurants don’t even have their receipts say duplicate. Depending on the system, some will allow servers to reprint a credit card receipt.

sensetti
sensetti
November 26, 2013 4:59 pm

Sent money on my Ira account – thanks for all you do

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
November 26, 2013 5:58 pm

All I want me is one of these babies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7ZYKMBDm4M

llpoh
llpoh
November 26, 2013 6:50 pm

Admin – you lying sack. I do not have a barn. I have a big chicken coop. You know I hate it when you do not get your facts right.

I even let a few sleep in the car at night. I really am generous.

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TeresaE
TeresaE
November 26, 2013 8:32 pm

How much do you make off tshirts at, ah shit, I can’t remember the name of the site

Anyway, I’m cash poor these days and my family has been bleeding me dry. I’ll try to buy my Amazon through you, and I would love to replace the tshirt I ruined rehab’ing my son’s house. I meant to turn it inside out, but didn’t remember until it was paint splattered (I am one messy contractor, I make up for it in workmanship and/or effort) and I miss it. A lot. On a good note we are nearing the end of the main part of the project and since I’m over there more than a couple days a week, I do get to wear it then.

Thanks for all you do.

AKAnon
AKAnon
November 27, 2013 1:40 am

ZombieDawg-that is awesome. This 3D printing shit is cool, but I am not into plastic firearms. Bring a serious 3D 1911 in stainless w/ Inconel springs, and you have hit the jackpot. Now show me a (durable) Delta Elite 10MM 3d printing, and I will place my order.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 27, 2013 7:12 am

We’re getting a puppy!! The dog toys will come from a local mom & pop pet & garden supply. The rest of the family is getting four pounds each of Benton’s bacon so no Amazon for us! I’ll send another donation before Christmas admin. Use it for the site or use it at The Shamrock with Avalon.

If ya’ll have never had Benton’s Bacon before, it really is worth it: http://bentonscountryhams2.com
I_S

gilberts
gilberts
December 9, 2013 11:26 pm

Waitaminute-I specifically ordered a big, black dildo. Who the hell wants a red one?
This Christmas, I think Santa will be dropping off a ball gag and maybe one of those sweet, leather masks with zippers for eyes and mouth. Yeahhhhhhh.

Lois Griffin: Oh, I need a spankin’. I’m a bad, bad girl.
Peter Griffin: I’m a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger.
Lois Griffin: Paladin’s can’t use the helm of disintegration.
Peter Griffin: Oh. Then, I’m a black guuuuy.

Golden Oxen
Golden Oxen
December 10, 2013 12:07 am

Can we do a split on the 6%, or are you going to be a piggy and want to keep all of it? How about 2 for you 1 for me?

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SSS
SSS
December 12, 2013 5:09 pm

Perhaps Admin would like some stock in a company that’s heavily involved in fracking operations in Pennsylvania plus some Monsanto stock. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
December 12, 2013 5:48 pm

Dear Santa, Here is what I want for Christmas:

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Slavery Today
Slavery Today
December 12, 2013 7:05 pm

We are doing a spread on America’s Toughest Bosses and would like to interview Mr. LLPOH.

juan
juan
December 12, 2013 8:52 pm

a little Hondo old school music:

Fool on the hill
Fool on the hill
December 12, 2013 9:07 pm

Only us crazies are having any fun and got plenty of nookie.

Fool indulged in a little gustatory masturbation yesterday:

Strip steak on charcoal.

Baked MAINE potato with home soured cream.

Tomato (the last one from the garden) cucumber and sweet onion salad with live vinegarette dressing.

About 700 Ml of Shiraz.

Candlelight.

Alone!!

Well !! I told you it was solo in the beginning!

I would invite you monkeys to dinner but I am afraid your table manners might be like your vocabularies.

Or that monkey would start in about his kids red Trans Am.

Clinical fact:

Red cars are preferred by sexually insecure men. ……..Look it up.

Just say safe for the holidays.

juan
juan
December 12, 2013 9:28 pm

AWD says:

“For fuck sake, Juan/bb, quit posting beaner videos on TBP. Nobody wants to see or hear that shit.”

bb is totally innocent here. with all due respect, AWD, you post some pretty disgusting shit, do you mean to say that is OK as long as it’s ‘white’ garbage?

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 12, 2013 9:51 pm

I like jalapeño eating women, Latinas, see AWD I learned that from you.

juan
juan
December 12, 2013 9:58 pm

These are Honduran women (who look a lot like my Salvy wife), they cannot tolerate spicy food, trust me, only Mexicans are true jalapeño eaters.

archie
archie
December 12, 2013 10:08 pm

juan, thanks for the video. (did i just watch that twice?) i am reminded of a colombian friend of mine who told me a long time ago, “come to my country and find the mother of your children.” i wish i had listened to him.

Sensetti
Sensetti
December 12, 2013 10:11 pm

I eat jalepeno, can’t get food to hot for me. I put crushed red pepper on everything.

juan
juan
December 13, 2013 12:41 am

I suppose I could follow AWD’s policy of posting wild pics on POW. I could post my greasy taco videos on usually orphan music video posts.

But for right now, let’s go to Colombia with the Sonora Dinamita – the lyrics say, Carmen, I lost the chain you gave me with the Christ Nazarene, but I still have the curly lock you gave me and I have you and the Nazarene in my heart.

I love this song because well, my dad’s name is Carmen, (Carmine, if you will…)

juan
juan
December 13, 2013 12:41 am
IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 13, 2013 2:21 am

Many thanks for all you do admin. My employer hands out the wampum tomorrow so I’ll get some off to you by Monday!
I_S

Leobeer
Leobeer
December 13, 2013 6:22 am

I couldn’t find one of these on Amazon.

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IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 13, 2013 7:55 am

Fuck that Leo, buy ’em all, sell at a mark up and retire to someplace beautiful!
I_S

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
December 17, 2013 7:21 am

Admin, a small batch of Holiday fiat headed your way today wrapped up in a musical Christmas card.
I_S