Today was another huge step in the fight for women’s equality. As everyone knows, today was the world famous Wing Bowl competition at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. It was the 22nd annual competition to see who could consume the most chicken wings within a very limited time frame. Each contestant has an array of Wingettes supporting them.
It is truly a classy event and represents everything that is great about this country: consumption, huge breasts, and vomiting.
Now we get to the feel good story of the day and another step forward for woman’s rights. A 120 pound mother from Nebraska named Molly Schuyler shattered the all-time record by consuming 363 chicken wings in 30 minutes, crushing all her male opponents.
She defeated a male competitive eater from Chicago to walk home with the $22,000 in prize money. Asked what she would do with the money, she responded that she has car payments and kids.
Women across the nation will now look up to Molly for breaking the chicken wing barrier. For all you women who are inspired by this truly heartburn inducing story and want to enter the competition next year, Molly has some advice.
She doesn’t have a gag reflex. So for the next year, you should practice not gagging while shoving disgusting things in your mouth. If you can master this technique, you have a chance to advance the cause of women everywhere. You can finally achieve the same high status as men.
Do you need any more proof that our degraded culture is nearing the bottom? Picture Roman vomitoriums after all day orgies.
my local fox affiliate was kind enough to display this ‘display’
thank god for the mute button on my remote and swivel chair which allowed me to pivot in a direction that did not allow me to view this bit of morning news
Best sporting event ever, I don’t care what you say. The first one was held in a hotel lobby with a portable hibachi as the prize.
Soooo, like do you eat the chicken skin? Cause, fuck hey – gross. And thats just the first one….I never got the chicken wing thing.
Chicken wings, my dog likes them.
No gag reflex. Sounds like fun. Still 363 chicken wings, WTF. How do you keep that much food down, and where do you fit it?
Bob.
Great stuff. Food porn is now at least as popular as regular porn. Every show on cable has food porn shows. But hey, 2/3 of the population are fat slobs, they’re just playing to their audience.
Great picture of the morbidly obese black dude showing his disgusting gut. Obesity porn is another category that is very popular these days, and goes along with food porn. At least the Romans weren’t disgusting fat slobs.
Korean Woman Makes More Than $9,000 a Month by Eating on Camera
UPI 31 Jan 2014
A South Korean woman said she makes more than $9,000 per month by eating in front of a webcam and allowing thousands to watch her.
Park Seo-Yeon, 33, who goes by online handle “the Diva,” said she starts her hours-long online meal each night at 8 p.m. and thousands of people log in to watch her devour her food, CNN reported Thursday.
Park said she makes about $9,300 each month from generous fans who donate to keep her channel running.
Park said her fans give various reasons for wanting to watch her eat.
Admin
What the fuck???
YOU are violating Google’s No Titty policy!!
You must go censure yourself immediately.
Here she is
Stuck
It was a vital part of the story. Google will understand.
Why am I wasting my time for $20 a day in Google revenue when I can gorge myself on camera and make $300 per day?
Stuck, several of the google ads violated their titty policy.