Clint Eastwood is 83 years old. The dude pictured below is 205 pounds. He was choking on a piece of cheese while sitting at a table with Dirty Harry earlier this week. Clint had never performed the Heimlich maneuver in his entire life. Clint was at a golf event in Monterey, CA at a golf tourney this week when he noticed the tournament director — Steven John — choking and not able to breathe. Clint told a local paper “I looked in his eyes and saw that look of panic people have when they see their life passing before their eyes. It looked bad.”
When it looks bad, some people cower and shy away. But you know the Man with No Name would step up and do whatever needed to be done. Clint came up from behind the man, bearhugged him and threw him up in the air 3 times. The hunk of cheese flew out of the dude’s mouth. “Clint saved my life,” John told the local paper, describing how the 83-year-old actor/director came up behind him, lifted him off the ground and performed the lifesaving maneuver. “I gave him three good jolts, and that got it out,” Eastwood said, adding that he had never performed the Heimlich maneuver before.
Reports that Clint asked him if he felt lucky before dislodging the cheese were unconfirmed.
Most 82 year old men have a hard time taking a piss. Clint Eastwood doesn’t just play tough guys. He is a real tough guy. After the incident, while pictures were being taken, everyone said CHEESE!!!
Steve John felt lucky.
Sillyman
Your name fits.
Sillyboy
You’ve already confirmed that you are the standard nutjob conspiracy theorist that occasionally stumbles onto this site before we kick your ass so hard, you crawl away like a mangy cur.
I give you one week before the shit throwing monkeys have you whimpering like a baby.
Sillyboy believes Outlaw Jose Wales was engineered consent to acclimate the American public to the American Indian invasion. LOL. What a Maroon.
you actually could argue that the jose wales clip is to manufacture consent…to be governed by double tongued politicians
and they don’t fight against the government together either
just a little devils advocate for you
personally, I’m not willing to throw any conspiracy theory away, because you never know when it might be proven true
rate rigging, libor, forex and monex worldwide rate rigging
those are big games and turned out to be big theorys proved true
BCCI is another
you’ve even got dan brown level Vatican money laundering for the mob and drug lords
shit even the CIA has been busted repeatedly importing mad amounts of cocaine
military brought in heroin during nam, and is guarding the shit now
and that’s a tiny sample
barry seal, Watergate, whitewatergate, mena
shit, what isn’t a conspiracy
fraud and corruption constantly rooted out of government at every level
it never ends, so maybe silly boy aint as silly as we all want him to be
normalcy bias, with a side order of cognitive dissonance
Jesus Admin, did you spray the sight with some sort of nut job pheromone.
Bob.
Sillyshit is gonna wear out my Thumbs Down clicker.
exarmyguy must have a Random Paragraph App.
It is
driving me
fucking
nuts.
Silly willy shows his brilliant grasp of TBP after three days on the site. I figured out he was Doomsday Prepper level nutjob from his first post.
You caught me silly. I’m an undercover DHS agent planted here to lure in domestic terrorists and then slam the trap shut. You are so prescient and have such a firm grasp on reality, it’s shocking that you just got your final warning for burning the fries at McDonalds.
Let’s hear more about how Hollywood is controlling our minds. I love those stories.
Sillyman
Tom Cruise just called and said you were wanted back at the scientology center for your yearly re-programming.
Something about DC-8’s flying thru space and dropping you off near a volcano and thetans.
I’ve been here for almost 2 weeks, it just seems like 3 days because I’m so refreshing. ~Sman
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Oh boy. Sillyman is our new David Pierre 9/11 nutjob conspiracy theorist.
We breathlessly await your detailed logical analysis of who, what and how the 9/11 attack was an inside job.
Make sure you include Building 7. You can’t forget building 7. And don’t forget the lack of video at the Pentagon. Every good conspiracy theorist has to include that in their bag of tricks.
You might as well leave now, because you will be my punching bag every time you post some non-sensical bullshit. Which appears to be most of what you post.
Someone get a hold of bb. His Village Idiot crown is in danger.
Silly nilly
You are too dense to comprehend sarcasm. I guess your nutjob gene gets in the way.
hold on admin….you believe the official 9/11 story?
really?
surprising
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-10/another-conspiracy-theory-becomes-fact-meet-men-plan-behind-italys-bloodless-coup
theres a link for zerohedge today as yet another theory becomes fact
and I did say I was playing devils advocate before
stucky, the random paragraph generator, very funny stuff
http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/25-years-us-special-forces-carried-miniature-nukes-their-backs-180949700/
another conspiracy theory that becomes true today
backpack nukes
one of the more odd things to allegedly have been used on 9/11
(not that I believe that)
stucky: I write broken like this because of twenty years sending “burst communications”