Posted on 10th February 2014 by Administrator in Economy |Politics |Social Issues

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Clint Eastwood is 83 years old. The dude pictured below is 205 pounds. He was choking on a piece of cheese while sitting at a table with Dirty Harry earlier this week. Clint had never performed the Heimlich maneuver in his entire life. Clint was at a golf event in Monterey, CA at a golf tourney this week when he noticed the tournament director — Steven John — choking and not able to breathe. Clint told a local paper “I looked in his eyes and saw that look of panic people have when they see their life passing before their eyes. It looked bad.”

When it looks bad, some people cower and shy away. But you know the Man with No Name would step up and do whatever needed to be done. Clint came up from behind the man, bearhugged him and threw him up in the air 3 times. The hunk of cheese flew out of the dude’s mouth. “Clint saved my life,” John told the local paper, describing how the 83-year-old actor/director came up behind him, lifted him off the ground and performed the lifesaving maneuver. “I gave him three good jolts, and that got it out,” Eastwood said, adding that he had never performed the Heimlich maneuver before.

Reports that Clint asked him if he felt lucky before dislodging the cheese were unconfirmed.

Most 82 year old men have a hard time taking a piss. Clint Eastwood doesn’t just play tough guys. He is a real tough guy. After the incident, while pictures were being taken, everyone said CHEESE!!!

Steve John felt lucky.


  1. Administrator says:


    Your name fits.


    10th February 2014 at 1:18 pm

  2. Administrator says:


    You’ve already confirmed that you are the standard nutjob conspiracy theorist that occasionally stumbles onto this site before we kick your ass so hard, you crawl away like a mangy cur.

    I give you one week before the shit throwing monkeys have you whimpering like a baby.


    10th February 2014 at 2:44 pm

  3. Administrator says:

    Sillyboy believes Outlaw Jose Wales was engineered consent to acclimate the American public to the American Indian invasion. LOL. What a Maroon.


    10th February 2014 at 2:47 pm

  4. exarmyguy says:

    you actually could argue that the jose wales clip is to manufacture consent…to be governed by double tongued politicians
    and they don’t fight against the government together either
    just a little devils advocate for you
    personally, I’m not willing to throw any conspiracy theory away, because you never know when it might be proven true
    rate rigging, libor, forex and monex worldwide rate rigging
    those are big games and turned out to be big theorys proved true
    BCCI is another
    you’ve even got dan brown level Vatican money laundering for the mob and drug lords
    shit even the CIA has been busted repeatedly importing mad amounts of cocaine
    military brought in heroin during nam, and is guarding the shit now
    and that’s a tiny sample
    barry seal, Watergate, whitewatergate, mena
    shit, what isn’t a conspiracy
    fraud and corruption constantly rooted out of government at every level
    it never ends, so maybe silly boy aint as silly as we all want him to be
    normalcy bias, with a side order of cognitive dissonance


    10th February 2014 at 3:19 pm

  5. Bostonbob says:

    Jesus Admin, did you spray the sight with some sort of nut job pheromone.


    10th February 2014 at 3:27 pm

  6. Stucky says:

    Sillyshit is gonna wear out my Thumbs Down clicker.

    exarmyguy must have a Random Paragraph App.

    It is
    driving me


    10th February 2014 at 5:34 pm

  7. Administrator says:

    Silly willy shows his brilliant grasp of TBP after three days on the site. I figured out he was Doomsday Prepper level nutjob from his first post.

    You caught me silly. I’m an undercover DHS agent planted here to lure in domestic terrorists and then slam the trap shut. You are so prescient and have such a firm grasp on reality, it’s shocking that you just got your final warning for burning the fries at McDonalds.

    Let’s hear more about how Hollywood is controlling our minds. I love those stories.


    10th February 2014 at 7:07 pm

  8. Kill Bill says:


    Tom Cruise just called and said you were wanted back at the scientology center for your yearly re-programming.

    Something about DC-8’s flying thru space and dropping you off near a volcano and thetans.


    10th February 2014 at 7:29 pm

  9. Kill Bill says:

    I’ve been here for almost 2 weeks, it just seems like 3 days because I’m so refreshing. ~Sman



    10th February 2014 at 7:45 pm

  10. Administrator says:

    Oh boy. Sillyman is our new David Pierre 9/11 nutjob conspiracy theorist.

    We breathlessly await your detailed logical analysis of who, what and how the 9/11 attack was an inside job.

    Make sure you include Building 7. You can’t forget building 7. And don’t forget the lack of video at the Pentagon. Every good conspiracy theorist has to include that in their bag of tricks.

    You might as well leave now, because you will be my punching bag every time you post some non-sensical bullshit. Which appears to be most of what you post.


    10th February 2014 at 7:47 pm

  11. Administrator says:

    Someone get a hold of bb. His Village Idiot crown is in danger.


    10th February 2014 at 8:13 pm

  12. Scott says:


    10th February 2014 at 7:51 pm

  13. Administrator says:

    Silly nilly

    You are too dense to comprehend sarcasm. I guess your nutjob gene gets in the way.


    10th February 2014 at 7:52 pm

  14. exarmyguy says:

    hold on admin….you believe the official 9/11 story?
    theres a link for zerohedge today as yet another theory becomes fact

    and I did say I was playing devils advocate before
    stucky, the random paragraph generator, very funny stuff


    10th February 2014 at 10:31 pm

  15. exarmyguy says:


    another conspiracy theory that becomes true today
    backpack nukes
    one of the more odd things to allegedly have been used on 9/11
    (not that I believe that)

    stucky: I write broken like this because of twenty years sending “burst communications”


    11th February 2014 at 9:37 am

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