50 REASONS WHY STUCKY KICKS ASS!

Stucky kicks ASS because he:
1. Makes me laugh. You should re-tell the CO2 alarm story.
2. Is Da Judge.
3. Is fair.
4. Loves his Mama.
5. Loves his Papa.
6. Loves his seester even though she’s a Libtard. (or something like that)
7. Is the interwebs searching MASTER!
8. Is Austrian.
9. Loves his son
10. Genuinely cares about people.
11. Hates copfuks.
12. Coined the term copfuks.
13. Has big floppy moobs.
14. Pulls no punches.
15. Admits his mistakes.
16. Cares about Mrs. Freud.
17. Promised not to read posts by the bearded one.
18. Contributes to the awesomeness of TBP with numerous posts.
19. Uses the “word” Moran.
20. Hates Joisey.
21. Knows The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
22. Teaches me about natural health remedies.
23. Likes to “poke the bear” meaning courthouse guards and admin.
24. Reliably ruffles SSS feathers.
25. Always tries to be a better man.
26. Is the Doppel MASTER.
27. Is the Doppel MASTER. He’s so good I had to mention it twice.
28. Suckered me in as PhD in Geology.
29. I’m still not certain that he is not bb and El Coyote deep undercover.
30. Hates Oreo.
31. Hates Mooshell.
32. Is the Big Dogs Big Dog.
33. Es muy guapo.
34. Is a Boomer!
35. Took the Red Pill.
36. Has a great sense of humor.
37. Wished me well when I had ankle surgery.
38. Is going to borrow his sisters phone to call that number he saw on the bathroom wall.
39. Served in the BEST branch of the US Military…….The U.S.A.F.!
40. Lightens admin’s load by posting articles.
41. Will secretly read the bearded ones posts and eventually blow a gasket and comment on one.
42. Frequently blows his own cover while doppeling.
43. Goes to a gay wedding and is a good sport about it.
44.  IS going to send me one troy ounce of silver!
45. Lacks discipline.
46. Shares recipes with the STM.
47. Embraces the DOOM.
48. Always says something I want to read.
49. Considers me a big dog even though I’ll never make that claim.
50. Is still a kid at heart.

73
Leave a Reply

avatar
  Subscribe  
Notify of
Stucky

Archie —–

that’s a damn sweet offer. You better watch out, I just might do it one day.

A friend of Ms Freud’s — Ms Botox as I call her — they own an Italian restaurant in Boothbay Harbor, here is the restaurant ( http://www.portsofitaly.com ) open only in the summers. She Jewish, was actually in the Israeli military and her jaws never stop flapping …. about herself … , he’s Italian and LOUD mouthed, a big fat guy pretty much like Tony Soprano ………………….. and, me, I actually don’t talk much if I don’t have anything to say … and I would probably slit my own throat if I had to spend more than 30 minutes with them. I can eat a LOT of lobster!

.

Stucky

I_S

Archie already answered correctly. Here’s HOW it happened.

When I found TBP …. I’m talking the very first time … it was because I locked myself away in the den, banging furiously on the computer. We had a small argument … she always gets REALLY cranky when the quarterly almost $3,000 tax bill is due ………. and she was somewhat peeved that I felt I needed to stay here for my parent’s sake cuz I have a libtard seester who could help ……….. and I blurted out “WELL I ACTUALLY DON’T LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS FUCKIN STATE EITHER!!!”

I found TBP and Stuck-In-NJ was all I could think of. Had I known “fuck” was allowed here, I would have had a somewhat different name.

TPC
TPC

How do your SO’s feel about your involvement with TBP?

Stucky

“I can remember him being a HUGE fan of the clam’s.” ———– llpoh

HA! You obviously did NOT see my post @2:39 where I said — ” I’ve even learned much from Clammy. Honestly.”

Nope. No way you read that. You would never let me get away with that without ripping off all four of my testicles. Nope. Didn’t read it.

Zarathustra

Administrator says:

“Not much I can add to this great thread. Stuck is awesome…very intelligent, and very funny. He makes me laugh just about every day.”

This pretty much sums up mah opinion as well. Well besides the fact that he is an emo bitch.

Stucky

“How do your SO’s feel about your involvement with TBP?” ——— TPC

Honestly? Most days she tolerates it. Some days (few) it REALLY pisses her off. An actual quote, “Most men have mistresses with tits and asses. You have pixels!!” She’s pretty funny at times.

Sensetti
Sensetti

I remember when Stucky went by Stuck in NJ

El Coyote
El Coyote

Stucky says:

““29. I’m still not certain that he is not bb and El Coyote deep undercover.” ——— Indentured_Servant

Let me put that to rest. bb and El Coyote is NOT me! Admin can confirm that via IP address.”

bb says:

“Sorry for being a pain in the butt ,I was stuck in traffic again on I 81 going south to Charlotte NC.A lot of ice and snow.Finally just gave up and got a hotel room.Happy now.”

Stuck is in Joisey, bb in NC and I am in Cali. How do I know your not AKANON? Stuck is easy to love, bb is an acquired taste. Then there’s Llpoh, the man I could have been if I hadn’t taken the easy way instead. Nah, even if I tried I couldn’t be Llpoh, who am I kidding?

El Coyote
El Coyote

I-S thank you for the list. My favorite (#42) was this gem:

Stucky says: Fuck you, Stucky.

Stucky

T4C

When I first posted that article someone — I’ve forgotten who — said I look like a Porn Actor with that mustache. I don’t think it was meant as a compliment.

Anyway, how much do you miss “T___”? A lot? Well ,,,,,,,,,,

El Coyote
El Coyote

Stucky says:

“Anyway, how much do you miss “T___”? A lot? Well ,,,,,,,,,,”

This site will not go to a food channel just to keep Google happy, if you read the warning liberally, you only have to avoid posting other people’s stuff; pics and writing. Unless I am reading it wrong – not much else has changed. Amazing that people seem to get religion so quickly when bb has battled forever to get even one convert. Now what word did Stuck hint at above?

Chen
Chen

I would definitely be that little bitch with my ex-girlfriend but ex-wife? That is sick, sick. Like bb, we are on good terms with the ex-battle-ax but no ‘friends’ bullshit.

The beautiful blonde tells a story about the time the whole gang showed up at the bar with their ex’s, totally by accident, the improbable happens more frequently than we suspect.

TPC
TPC

When I post from home my SO gets rather peeved….pretty much all of my long posts are when I’m either working overtime and don’t give a fuck, or from home where my rapid paced typing annoys the shit out of her.

BUT she when major events happen she always asks “what does TBP think of this?” She values the community here almost as much as I do, even if she would never post herself.

Stephanie

“That pretty much describes every voting block. Sheeple comprise every age group, not just Boomers.”

Stucky- I didn’t have time to comment on this when I got home. Yes, there are going to be people of the herd. When it comes to Millennials our political frustrations are on par with Boomers in their youth. We feel the same way about Bush as Boomers felt about LBJ. We feel the same way about Obama as Boomers felt about Carter. Except, most of the Millennials are not of voting age and cannot change the political atmosphere. When it comes to party lines, that red vs. blue is going to come apart.

TPC
TPC

“We feel the same way about Bush as Boomers felt about LBJ.”

Not sure which we you are talking about, Bush still has the solid backing of the Republican party, the number of libertarian and tea party millenials is fairly small right now.

Maybe in a few years.

Discover more from The Burning Platform

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading