Our cars, they better than you cars.
Our TV’s …. haha, you no more make TV’s.
Our cities pretty …. you cities look like Hiroshima in 1945.
Our country no have crime …. you put many of you people in prison.
Our young people they respect us ….. you young people play Knockout Game
We no spy on nobody who live here ….. you no can take shit without Nancy Pelosi watching you.
You no more worry about Japan stocks ….. now is best time to buy!