BEHOLD YOUR SAVIOR SAVING THE WORLD

In case you thought he was playing hoops, night putting with Reggie Love, or trying to sign up for Obamacare, you’ll be happy to know your savior was busy yesterday telling Vlad what he plans to do if Russia invades the Ukraine. Oh. Russia already invaded the Ukraine. Well that changes the complexion. Obama’s red line got crossed before he had time to draw it. Below is the actual dialogue that took place related to this fantastic photo of the savior saving the world.

 

White House Photographer: Mr. President, can we interrupt your NCAA bracket pool analysis to fake a picture of you supposedly speaking with Vladamir Putin?

Obama: Will this take long? Moosh is out in the vegetable garden and Reggie is waiting upstairs.

White House Photographer: No. You just have to act presidential and hold a phone up to your ear. Make sure you have the right end up to your mouth this time.

Obama: Do I actually have to say anything? Where’s my teleprompter?

White House Photographer: Make sure you roll up your sleeves and pose like a fagged with your hand on your hip.

Obama: My fashion coordinator picked out this tough guy denim shirt and said I looked like a real man. That should really intimidate Vlad.

White House Photographer: Vlad can’t see you through the phone and this is just a fake photo op. You aren’t really talking to him.

Obama: Can we hurry this along, Duke is playing North Carolina and I don’t want to miss a second. Then I have a $25,000 a plate gala fund raiser with Jon Corzine and Jamie Dimon.

Obama: I sure hope this Ukraine mess gets fixed by Ketchup Kerry before Sunday night. The Oscars are my favorite night of the year. I wonder what Sandra Bullock is going to wear. I told the Academy that Twelve Years a Slave better win, or those Hollywood tax breaks will disappear.

White House Photographer: Why are you taking off your pants?

Obama: Just getting ready for Reggie.

Obama: If Vlad really does call, tell him I’m busy. I piss my undies every time I hear his voice.

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Billy
Billy

Who the hell picked out those drapes?

Makes the Oval Office look like a whore house on nickel night…

AWD

Numbnuts was making appointments for him and Reggie to get Brazilian anal waxing, at their bath house. The Stupid fuck can’t even be bothered to go to National Security meetings. At least they remembered to put away the gay sex toys laying on his desk before the photo shoot.

Obama Skips National Security Team Meeting on Russia, Ukraine
Mar 1, 2014 • By DANIEL HALPER

A White House official emailed some reporters to say that President Obama’s team met today to discuss the ongoing situation on Ukraine. It appears President Obama did not attend.

“The President’s national security team met today to receive an update on the situation in Ukraine and discuss potential policy options. We will provide further updates later this afternoon,” reads the full statement.

According to Time magazine’s Zeke Miller, Obama skipped the meeting. “Obama did not attend the meeting, but WH official says he has been briefed by Susan Rice and his national security team,” says Miller.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/obama-skips-national-security-team-meeting-russia-ukraine_783659.html

sensetti
sensetti

Zarathustra says: As bad as Obama is, I’ll take him over any of the current neocon repukelican assholes, withe the exception of Paul (who has no chance anyway).

According to Z, the Al Sharpen sympathizer, there’s not one conservative in this whole country he would rather have in White House than Obama. Z’s a progressive Liberal in the first degree. AWD you need to quit posting so many anti- Obama rants. Post some anti conservative shit, help ole Z out a bit.

AWD

Z’s a one-trick pony. I’d rather have a 3rd grader running the government than Obama. Or a monkey, either would be much less destructive than Obama. And a 3rd grader or monkey would at least show up for meetings.

AWD

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AWD

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/download/file.php?mode=view&id=29475

AWD

THE PROGRESSIVE’S 8-STEP GUIDE TO FOREIGN POLICY VIA STRONG DIPLOMACY:

1. Announce that the country’s behavior is unacceptable.

2. Should they continue behaving unacceptably, we tell them that their unacceptable behavior cannot be allowed to continue.

3. Should the unacceptable behavior continue anyway, then we tell them that we really mean what we said.

4. If they’re still behaving unacceptably, then we remind them that we really, REALLY do mean what we said, and that we’re not just saying that.

5. Should this result in only more unacceptable behavior, we tell them that this time, we’re serious.

6. If that doesn’t work (and it usually doesn’t, but we Progs pride ourselves on retaining faith in the inherent goodness of our fellow man and our own ability to make others see reason), then we inform them that we may have to consider scheduling an appointment to go to Geneva, where we will meet with fellow peace-loving Progs to discuss the possibility of approaching the U.N. with a request for permission to advise the offending country that we may have to impose sanctions.

7. If that doesn’t work, then with the help of our minions in the news media, we distract the masses from what’s going on with cute photo-ops like the creation of yet another White House initiative like My Brother’s Keeper, and speeches by the First Lady on the crisis of too many moms clogging the grocery aisles as they furrow their brows over nutrition labels and agonize over whether a product has too much or too little riboflavin.

8. If, by this time, the offending country’s unacceptable behavior has spread and can no longer be contained, go back to Step 1 and start over, and have faith that this time, we’ll get different results. –

AWD

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AWD

Obama is unqualified to run a country, be president, or make any decisions except his NCAA brackets or if he’s going to use a 3 wood or driver. A closet homosexual, a community organizer only capable of stealing money from productive people and redistributing it to lazy parasites. He’s barely able to play checkers while the world leaders, and Putin in particular, play chess.

Kerry is former war protester, and incompetent circus clown that married into Ketchup wealth. He supports our sworn enemy, Al Qaeda and should be tried for treason.

Hillary is former crooked lawyer, a closet lesbian willing to let diplomats be murdered, the laughing stock of the world, with more skeletons in her closet than Lon Chaney.

These are the people running our country is a time of crisis.

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Stucky

“Mr. President, can we interrupt your NCAA bracket pool analysis ” ——– from the article

If Countries were seeded, as they do in basketball, it would look like this;

Russia —- 1 seed
Ukraine — 16 seed

No #16 seed has EVER beaten a #1 seed. Dear Yook Raininan Leader, that’s the best advice you’ll ever get, from anywhere. Please act accordingly.

Oh … the USA? They’re in the N.I.T.

Econman
Econman

On Zerohedge, people keep posting hilarious comments about the conversation:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-01/obama-and-putin-held-phone-conversation

Obama: “Vladimir, this is Barrack.”

Putin: “Ah…Mr. Obama, how is the weather in Washington D.C.?”

Obama: “We need to talk about Ukraine.”

Putin: “The Ukraine is beautiful country.”

Obama: “A Russian military intervention is unacceptable to the U.S.”

Putin: “Barrack, we already had military bases there, what are you talking about?”

Obama: “There will be costs of a Russian invasion of a sovereign Ukraine.”

Putin: “Mr. President, I do not understand your use of ‘invasion’ and ‘sovereign’. There has been a fascist coup of the democratically elected President.

We have soldiers practicing maneuvers in a region where we have bases; we’re not flying drones and killing Women and Children in a country we are not at war with, nor are we sending our troops to support Chechen Islamic militants – if we do that you can be upset – and call me back.”

Click.

AWD

And The Person Who Foresaw It All Is…

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 03/01/2014

The was a time when everyone loved making fun of GOP vice presidential canidate Sarah Palin. It’s her turn to get the final laugh.

As CBS recounts, in October 2008, after Russia’s invasion of neighboring Georgia emerged as a foreign policy flashpoint in the homestretch of a heated campaign, Palin told an audience in Nevada, “After the Russian army invaded the nation of Georgia, Senator Obama’s reaction was one of indecision and moral equivalence, the kind of response that would only encourage Russia’s Putin to invade Ukraine next.”

Just as amusing was the response to Palin’s comments by foreign policy experts, Foreign Policy magazine, which said, “As we’ve said before, this is an extremely far-fetched scenario. And given how Russia has been able to unsettle Ukraine’s pro-Western government without firing a shot, I don’t see why violence would be necessary to bring Kiev to heel.”

Coming just a few months after subprime turned out not to be contained despite everyone’s fervent belief that it was, this is not all that surprising.

And now it’s time to gloat: “I’m usually not one to Told-Ya-So, but I did, despite my accurate prediction being derided as ‘an extremely far-fetched scenario’ by the ‘high-brow’ Foreign Policy magazine,” Palin wrote Friday.

“Here’s what this ‘stupid,’ ‘insipid woman’ predicted in 2008,” she added, before rehashing her prediction.

Talk radio host Mark Levin tweeted, “Palin not only knows where Russia is, but she knew what Putin would do to Ukraine with Obama as president.”

Then again, back in 2008 a lot of people were also talking about hope and change. Five years later people have to look up the definition of hope, as for change, the best place to find it is in the 11 million people who have dropped out of the labor force in that time.

AWD

Hilarious Stuck, nice NCAA analogy….+1000

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3895154176/h5B25E4E8/

Stucky

Goddammit! Quoting Lipstick Palin as being correct?? If she was … and it appears so … it was by PURE ACCIDENT … like a broken clock being right twice a day.

I would like to vote down AWD’s post … but, I can’t cuz I likes him. So I am relying on others to Do The Deed.

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.SarahPalin …. jeebus o mighty fuckme dead.

AWD

Ha, more Stucken humor. I don’t like Palin, I just like making Obama look like an idiot, which isn’t very hard. A child could do it, even bb.

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AWD

Lipstick face or the wookie, the choice is yours….

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KaD
KaD

US Has Reached A ‘Constitutional Tipping Point’: http://www.businessinsider.com/law-prof-constitutional-tipping-point-2014-2

“We are in the midst of a constitutional crisis with sweeping implications for our system of government,” and that “there has been a massive gravitational shift of authority to the Executive Branch that threatens the stability and functionality of our tripartite system.”

Stucky

There is something TERRIBLY wrong with “Sarah’s” right arm and hand … like they are atrophied, or something. I think I see a nipple. And are those pubes I see on the other side of that black lace?? Definitely not goggle-approved.

Chewbacca is a 20-beer fuck. Michelle? Not enough beer in Germany.

sensetti
sensetti

KaD Great find! Turley is a Liberal saying Obama is dangerous. That should carry some weight with any thinking individual.

I have always taken pride in being an Independent voter. I’am conservative with a libertarian twist. I believe in states rights, I believe the federal government should not be able to dictate laws that govern the citizens of individual states, and one state has no right to dictate to another state. But this March by the progressive liberals on our freedoms must be stopped, they have pushed me squarely into the Republican camp. The progressive agenda will not stop until they’ve confiscated every gun in this country and have redistributed the wealth from the productive to the parasites.
The good people in my state are waking up, there will be very few Democrats left in state office after the next election. I am less concerned with politics at the federal level, in that, states are going to start pushing back, your local and state representatives are the last line of defense against the progressive agenda of the left. I am going to do everything I can to make sure that conservative minded individuals are put in place in my state. If you live in a Blue state……well……….you’re just screwed.

SAH
SAH

So, then… Poland is next… ?

And wasn’t it the Neoconartist Republicans who pissed the Russians off pre – Obama by plunking some sort of missile defense system out there and promising us into any future regional conflicts in the lands of pierogi, mail order brides and vodka?

One hand washes the other in this farce of retards, sociopaths and megalomaniacs that we jokingly refer to as “The Government of The USA”. I am sick to death of pseudo-policing the world. We need to either mind our own fucking business and be pure isolationists (which I would prefer )… Or we need to go in balls-deep and simultaneously nuke the holy hell out of North Korea, China, Russia, MENA, Mexico and all Muslim parts of Western Asia… And then dare anyone else to so much as sneeze in our direction. Fukushima is fukufucking us anyway, may as well make a party of it and establish global domination for the few years before we are fried to death OR just shut the fuck up and stop meddling in every goddamn global conflict and hope the Japs somehow stop this extinction level nuclear event that they are dumping into the Pacific.

Zarathustra

I can say a positive thing about Sarah Palin…she has better boobs than whoever’s body that is.

sensetti
sensetti

SAH, very well said. + 100000000000

AWD

Nice to see you back SAH. I’d prefer the non-interventionalist approach rather than the global nukes. The USSA is a bankrupt beggar welfare state, and so is the EU/NATO. What a joke, what do we have to offer anyone? Debt, unemployment, consumerism, sloth, greed, porn, gluttony, corruption, fraud, Obamacare, the NSA, money-printing, the FSA? We’re morally, ethically and spiritually bankrupt. Our inept idiot millennial generation and immigrants voted an imbecile into office twice. A community organizer handing out free shit with no other experience or abilities, who doesn’t even bother to go to national security meetings in a time of “crisis”. We’re the largest debtor nation in the history of the world, and the fattest. Why would anyone revere or want to be like us? We’re finished, a little league team trying to play in the NFL. A retarded short-bus nation playing marbles….

REP: Putin playing chess, and Obama’s playing marbles…
Rogers: Putin ‘running circles’ around US

By Russell Berman March 02, 2014

Russian President Vladimir Putin “is running circles around” the U.S. in his maneuvering on the global stage, a senior House Republican said Sunday following Putin’s military intervention in Ukraine.

“I think Putin is playing chess, and I think we’re playing marbles. It’s not even close,” the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, Rep. Mike Rogers (R-Mich.), said on “Fox News Sunday.”

Rogers said Putin’s move to send Russian troops into Crimea following the ouster of Ukraine’s president “is not an isolated incident.”

Read more: http://thehill.com/blogs/global-affairs/europe/199647-putin-running-circles-around-us-rogers-says#ixzz2uppk9bMo

Billy
Billy

If Barry wants to be ‘authentic’ and be taken for who he is, he aught to start dressing like Huggy Bear.

By the way – this is the funniest thread in a good, long time. 🙂 Some real funny mofo’s on this site…

Jackson
Jackson

The MSM is doing it’s part to force our feckless leader, as they see him, to support the freedom loving democracy in the Ukraine.

These headlines were on The Drudge Report a few minutes ago.
Russia Escalates Crisis in Ukraine…
Sets stage for showdown…
‘We are on brink of disaster’…
Ukraine navy chief switches allegiance…
West looks ‘weak’…
FEAR OF NEW COLD WAR GROWS…
Moscow catches world off guard…
Kerry Whines…
REP: Putin playing chess, and Obama’s playing marbles…

With any luck, as the NeoCons see it, we’ll soon be sending men and arms into the Ukraine. Our military surely is confident that our technology will quickly overcome the Russians. The bluster indicates as much.

SSS

“I am sick to death of pseudo-policing the world. We need to either mind our own fucking business and be pure isolationists (which I would prefer )… Or we need to go in balls-deep and simultaneously nuke the holy hell out of North Korea, China, Russia, MENA, Mexico and all Muslim parts of Western Asia.”
—-SAH

There is a third route, mentioned by AWD and preached by people like George Washington and Ron Paul. Non-intervention. Not to be confused, as is often the case, with isolationism.

AWD

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AWD

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SSS

AWD, I don’t understand why you had to post an obvious photo shopped picture of Sarah Palin. That’s so yesterday. Sheesh.

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AWD

I wonder what Jack Kennedy would do in this situation….

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SSS

AWD

That wasn’t a rumor about Putin’s mistress. I believe they’re currently married.

randy
randy

A third grader or a monkey…Wow…How bout morons such as Palin, or Bachman…or non-americans such as Cruz (still a canadian citizen)…(fortunately non-american McCain won’t run)…Why not that whiner Lindsay Graham? Or that fat lyin fuck Chris Christie….

I don’t give two shits for Hillary, or Biden…Eventually you idotic, bible thumpin, gun totin, flat earth truthers will elect a third grader or a monkey…

… after some research you already have elected someone with somewhat less of a third grade education, Lincoln, and after reading (for years) the comment section here, you already believe you’ve elected a monkey….What a buncha dumbasses…

If it wasn’t for foreigners, there’s no possible way the US could’ve become a world power..

AWD

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Billy
Billy

“randy” appears to be a drive-by troll with a bad case of The Stupids..

Another Pakled looking for things to make him go…

Bye randy… hope you get ass-raped by a swarm of negro Yoofs…

Llpoh
Llpoh

No way I believe Putin spoke to Obama for ninety minutes. Putin despises Obama. He would rather eat a shit sandwich than talk to him.

randy
randy

No bill, I’ve been here from the start. I remember when this sit had more relevance…when its reporting on the financial crisis originally captured me as a follower….

Then, after a black president, the site, and its commentators, pivoted to shitty biased bullshit…

As if romney or mccain/palin would’ve been a better choice…which is in itself, a ridiculously ludicrous thought…

You can continue to constrict freedom of speech by banning people of differing ideas, thereby making yourselves less relevant to those who don’t support your brand bias based on bullshit, which obviously is in the minority considering a democrat has been elected and re-elected. And thats your choice because you have the power to control the forum.

As I’ve read for years, ya’ll like to kick the shit out of people who have different opinions…I’ve also seen that when you can’t control the thoughts of those who use intellect, and possibly the low brow “i hope you get ass raped…” rhetoric, you just shut that person out, rather than expanding your mind to fight differences of opinion in a more thoughtful and researched manner….

Ya’ll are nothing but bullies circle jerkin together constantaly frightened of a bigger dick in your midst…

You know, that is a propaganda technique used by the MSM to keep you fuckers buying guns and ammo…I mean really, you do know that don’t you?

Ya’ll can’t be that dumb…

Billy
Billy

“and possibly the low brow “i hope you get ass raped…” rhetoric,” — Pakled Captain Randy

Oh, you mean low brow rhetoric like “Eventually you idotic, bible thumpin, gun totin, flat earth truthers will elect a third grader or a monkey…”?

Yeah, you’re SOOOOOO much more superior than us poor gun-totin, bible-thumpin idiots, right?

Fucking hypocrite.

“Then, after a black president, the site, and its commentators, pivoted to shitty biased bullshit…”

And here I thought he was a mulatto… half white and half negro… can’t even manage to get that right, can ya?

And this —-> “As if romney or mccain/palin would’ve been a better choice…which is in itself, a ridiculously ludicrous thought…”

Followed by —> “As I’ve read for years, ya’ll like to kick the shit out of people who have different opinions…I’ve also seen that when you can’t control the thoughts of those who use intellect…”

Oh? “Those who use “intellect”, meaning who? YOU?

For someone who claims to “use their intellect”, you sure shot yourself in the dick by assuming that I voted for Romney or McCain/Palin… dumbshit.

“Ya’ll are nothing but bullies circle jerkin together constantaly frightened of a bigger dick in your midst…”

Those who brag about the size of their dicks always got nothing much to brag about… you sound like you’re trying to convince yourself of your own dick size… good luck with that.

“You know, that is a propaganda technique used by the MSM to keep you fuckers buying guns and ammo…I mean really, you do know that don’t you?”

Oh, you mean the same MSM propaganda machine that rails against gun ownership on a regular basis? The same MSM who cheer-leads for the leftist, socialist slime who want to disarm everyone? THAT MSM? And in your mind, the obviously gun-hating MSM somehow “wants” us to buy even more guns?

What fucking planet do you live on? Is the sky blue?

Fucking Pakleds….

llpoh
llpoh

If Obammy was on the phone to Russia for 90 minutes, 89 minutes and 55 seconds of it would have been on hold.

It does not take long to say “Nyet”.

Putin: “Barack, is dat you? Hang on while I change phones.”

89 minutes of Muzak later, Barack realizes Putin is not coming back.

sensetti
sensetti

Randy please come back
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*R*O*D*N*E*Y* on a pussy for puttin Putin in his place,
*R*O*D*N*E*Y* on a pussy for puttin Putin in his place,

Yo, da biggest mistake we’s Americans made wuz not electing Sarah Palin prezident o’ da United States.

Peep how she’s fascinated TBP commentators… fine ass face an’ hot lips an’ tits an’ you know what else. She would gots done da same wif world leaders.

Wif Palin as prezident dere’d be nahh cleavage between us an’ Russia.
She would gots made uh clean tittie o’ our position,
she wouldn’t be in bed wif da Ukranian fascists,
an’ she’d let Putin know it would be tit fo’ tat in da US-Russia relationship.
Ya’ know what I’m sayin’?

SSS

from SSS to randy, with my comments in parens to quotes from randy …..

“I’ve been here from the start. I remember when this sit (sic) had more relevance…when its reporting on the financial crisis originally captured me as a follower” …. (Great, the site still has excellent reporting on financial issues and analysis, thanks mainly to Admin.)

“Then, after a black president, the site, and its commentators, pivoted to shitty biased bullshit” … (Obama is a horrible, divisive president. His flaws are legion, and his failures exceed his flaws. Bad is bad, and it is color blind, unlike you.)

“You can continue to constrict freedom of speech by banning people of differing ideas” ….. (In the five years or so that I’ve been here, exactly one person, David Pierre, has been banned. And that’s principally because he was a one-trick pony and spammed threads with copy and paste bullshit.)

“As I’ve read for years, ya’ll like to kick the shit out of people who have different opinions” …. (Well, yes, that does happen. Often. And I’ve been the recipient of the shit-kicking on many occasions. So what? If people here disagree with a comment and think you can’t back up what you’re saying with facts and common sense, then things will get ugly …… fast. And even if you do defend yourself well, or think you have, you STILL might get smashed. Se la vie.)

llpoh
llpoh

SSS – nice comments.

Admin has banned perhaps 4 or 5 now – generally trolls that make themselves a pain immediately.

I doppled a newby troll and blow me dead got banned instantly, as Admin did not spot me as a dopple and banned my IP without checking.

I had to go to another computer, cap in hand and tugging at my forelock, begging to get my IP reinstated. In his wisdom, he let me back in.

It was a freaking great dopple, tho.

llpoh
llpoh

I ma thinking, after SSS’s words of wisdom about getting smashed around here, that we need an official mascot. Here is my suggestion:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQU9YpgrUxHaUiEv9rtw-djxfhrXYBz-TbVeuGkjq23pN0Kyt_u

snoopy
snoopy

Most of you had no idea where the Ukraine is on a map till recently, or still no idea.

unkwon
unkwon

wow this is the most ridicules thing i have ever stumbled upon, and couldnt help to comment on this!
wow where to begin, you make pure propaganda posters that has the humor of a 10 year old who never watched anything else then fox networks. comparing putins mistress with obama’s gay love affair. real mature man. this is a countries leader, but u rednecks aren’t thinking about any of those things. cars, guns and boobs is all you care about and so i wish you a happy life of stupidity rotting up somewhere wishing you would have read a book once in a while.

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