NEW FIREFOX ADD-ONS

I love Firefox, but I really don’t like the government or the “gay mafia”.

Here’s some add-ons for Firefox that are voluntary now, but will be mandatory, like paying fines for not having insurance.

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New Mozilla Add-Ons

This just in: Mozilla has launched a new browser called BackFireFox. But seriously, folks, what’s the firing of some Mozilla CEO with old-fashioned views on marriage compared to the potential advancements in technology the progressive Mozilla team can unleash once it’s been liberated from this guy’s heteronormative oppression?

All Brendan Eich has ever done was invent JavaScript. But we all know that the world-wide proletarian revolution is being organized according to a different script, which does not involve Java.

Here is just a small sampling of new Mozilla plug-ins, extensions, and themes proposed by us on Twitter hashtag #NewMozillaAdOns.

Drudge Block
Shovel-Ready Jobs Locator
E-Z Tantrum Scheduler
Hyperventilation Tantrum Protocol
The Current Truth status updates
Thoughtcrime Analyzer
“Denounce your Neighbor” auto-fill function
Gulagosphere Migration Tool
Guilt Acceleration Plug-in
Thought-Corrective Action
One-Click Report-a-Christian
Browser Reeducation Camp
Opinion Block Plus

– See more at: http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/new-mozilla-add-ons-t13821.html#sthash.tmb0fx1U.dpuf

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Stucky
Stucky
April 10, 2014 12:35 pm

Admin Insult Meme Generator
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Econman
Econman
April 10, 2014 12:45 pm

I installed Firefox & my desktop background changed to a rainbow.

“I’m Coming Out” & “I Will Survive” will not stop playing through the speakers.

I think my computer has the “Drunk Stucky” virus?

Econman
Econman
April 10, 2014 12:52 pm

A “Gay Football League” will start this fall. The GFL.

Players will sashay down a catwalk when their “muy fabuloso” names are introduced.

The best team is rumored to be the “Green Bay Fudge Packers”. RuPaul is their GM/fashion director. Their mascot is the Cop from the Village People. In the lead commercial for the League, they promise that if U’ve been a bad boy, your team will be spanked. Even after a bad play, guys will pat each others butts. The cheer leaders promise to be as flaming as possible.

I think I might throw up, even though I’m cracking myself up at the same time. Politicians & gays are just really easy targets for humor.

Econman
Econman
April 10, 2014 12:59 pm

Thanks. I like to post funny shit while I polish my guns.

Econman
Econman
April 10, 2014 1:01 pm

Btw, AWD. I posted this comment on another article & mean it:

I may fuck with Stucky, AWD, & way before the Admin (man was he angry, even banned me, musta hit a main artery), but when it boils down to it, I’d stand with all of U instead of the 1%, the Wall Streeters, politicians, bankers…

I know who my real enemies are, but that doesn’t mean a good jab at the non-enemies isn’t fun!

Persnickety
Persnickety
April 10, 2014 1:50 pm

Disgusted with this thing, but Firefox is generally the best browser. I did discover that many, but not all, of my mandatory add-ons are available for Opera.