KATE’S CROSS TO BARE

Poor poor Kate. I think she should ignore the haters and go braless anyway. We’ll understand and show her compassion. Boston Bob can’t wait for AWD to begin the festivities.

Kate Upton

I Hate My Big Beautiful Breasts

4/13/2014 8:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
0413-kate-upton-getty-02Kate Upton says she hates two HUGE stars in the fashion world … no, not Chrissy Teigen and Cara Delevingne — Kate’s talking about her own boobs.

Upton told The Sun in Britain she wishes for a smaller rack everyday … because of her love for things like going braless in a spaghetti string top and wearing small bikinis.

She adds, “Every single day, I’m like, ‘Oh, man, it would be so much easier,’ especially if people didn’t constantly bring them up.” This coming from the girl who constantly flaunts her boobs in magazines like Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and made a fortune off her floaters.

Kate says she wishes her jugs were more like clip-ons … so she could take them on and off as she pleases.

Ladies, the angry mob line starts to your left.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2014/04/13/kate-upton-hate-boobs-interview-breasts/#ixzz2yuLP0p2V

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Billy
Billy

This stupid bitch needs to just shut the fuck up…

Yeah, okay, she’s got looks – and she parlayed those looks into a high-paying job letting others exploit those looks to sell useless crap. So now she’s rich and popular and blah, blah fucking blah…

“Oh, I really wish my HUGE AWESOME BOOBS weren’t so HUGE AND AWESOME”…

Please… do humanity a fucking favor and just shut your cock holster… I might have to see you when I open a magazine or turn on cable, but I sure as fuck don’t have to listen to your whiney ass…

underfire
underfire

I don’t know. I think having a few like her in the world is a good thing.

AWD

If Kate gets a breast reduction, Seppuku (Hari Kari) is in order for me and millions of other red blooded males.

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AWD

I blame the dried up twunt liberal democrat feminazis for this atrocity.

the dried-up corpses of a male albino Sleestack:

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples_resource/image/thumb/30025

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AWD

Her backside ain’t too shabby either

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Those poor, unappreciated fun bags….

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card802
card802

Celebrities, what complete total idiots, yet people worship them and hang on their opinions as if, as if, as if…………those boobs are so mesmerizing………hypnotic………motor boat motor boat goes so slow, motor boat motor boat goes so fast, motor boat motor boat Kate also has a great ass.

Zarathustra

Silly me. I thought this was a post about Sebilius.

gilberts
gilberts

That’s OK. There are other tits out there. If she doesn’t appreciate what her moneymakers have earned her, she can give them up and meet reality-without tits, she’s nobody. Just another blond who talks too much during the game.

El Coyote
El Coyote

Who cares about a rock and roll hall of fame? We need a boobs hall of fame. In Vegas, of course.

Zarathustra

T4C,

Unless she is unlucky, looking at the size of them, I would say she is safe without surgery at least until her late 50’s, by which I mean that by then, they should still be looking at some point on the floor ahead of her and not at her feet.

El Coyote
El Coyote

Surely there are more important matters to discuss than a pair of boobs? The problems of one big boob blonde don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Anonymous
Anonymous

I had a friend whos woman had itty bitty ones. He would drool and salivate at any huge set of boobs….no matter how much they sagged!
I was the opposite. My gal had a big set and my roving eye would stray over to the smaller sets.
I always figured if I had 6 women, 2 each of a blond, brunette, and red head. One with a large and one with a small set of boobs and a lifetime supply of viagra life would be perfect. 😉

SSS

Sheesh. After a week-long hiatus of filling out tax forms, golf, and other general bullshit, I return to an article about tits.

Look, guys. You can’t have an intelligent discussion about environmental policy with boobs. Last time I looked, a pair of headlights can’t cook, clean house, or do the laundry (heh, I threw that one in to tick off the ladies). Just that simple. Melons are a mindless waste of time. Unless …..

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SSS

Dagnabit.

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYDGZ7kXFkQp1QWZhgSsJ6b1U5YylvvS9PGtlxkthjwCUTDEkWrw

Econman
Econman

Schwing!

Hollow man
Hollow man

Just like a progressive. Hates the very thing that helps her have just about anything she wants.

Hollow man
Hollow man

Sorry, hates the things.

Bostonbob

I just wanted another thread on Kate.
Bob.

AWD

I often wish I were Kate’s hands

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C A
C A

More proof that beauty and brains don’t very often come in one package.

Nice big titties though, shame she speaks.

AWD

Age and gravity won’t be kind…

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SSS

T4C

Good prank. You are hereby awarded the title of Prankster Emeritus. I can hear the conversation now.

Bill’s partner. “Hey, Bill. What are you hitting?”

“Black Titleist One.”

“Here it is, ten feet from the pin”

“Dang, I thought my shot went in the sand trap. Lucky me.”

Ed, Bill’s opponent. “Wait a minute, Bill. There’s a Black Titleist One in the trap. Are you trying to cheat?”

Chaos ensues. Shouting and harsh words follow. The golf course ranger shows up and throws the foursome off the course. T4C quietly muses, “My work here is done.”

AWD

Somebody blanketed Augusta National (Georgia) with anti-Obama posters for the Master’s tournament. Bravo!

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