Our democracy has finally been perfected. The time has come to elect a person who reflects the inner soul of our nation. I think everyone would agree that V Stiviano is that person. The time has come for the nation to be ruled by a downright moron. V Stiviano in 2016. I think a Stiviano/Sterling candidacy would be unbeatable.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”
H. L. Mencken
She’s a minority and a woman. Just the combination that got Obama elected.
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she’s also a whore, so she’s got that in common with the HNIC as well.
In the spirit of our celebrity preezy and vice-preezy, let’s vote on which folks would most likely represent the people of the (FU)USA for the 2016 election:
1) Chicken Eating MoQuashiitta, of the 30 Blocks of Squalor, and Crystal Mangum, of the Duke Fake Rape Scandal and convicted of second degree murder of her boyfriend. We obviously need some girl power in the WH, and as to their behavior, hey, whitey made ’em do it. Because institutional racism, you peckerwood cowards about race.
2) Jon Corzine, only lost $1B of segregated customer accounts, and Jeffry Immelt, the only guy I know that could have a $8B profit in a company and pay no taxes. They will get the US finances sorted right out, I’m sure. They could do a reach around with Ben Bernanke and James Dimon. Ticket sales from this event might fix the US debt, I’m sure.
3) Kim Kardashian and Kenye West, people famous for being famous without any of those pesky accomplishments, who are very photogenic and members of the Liberal Progressive Approved Victim Class ™, and already rich. Gotta look goouuud in the WH, ya know, bling bling.
4) Sandra Fluke and Beyonce, gals who really know how to get that Sexy Thing goin’ on. Sandra on the taxpayer’s dime and Beyonce just being pimped out by her husband, but hey, twerking the audience in your thong is the New Best Thing. We can just put a red light on the front of the WH and reduce its carbon footprint. Mebbe they can do a threesome with MIley Cyrus in the Rose Garden, do a “pay for view” and work on the debt.
5) Harry “Dirty” Reid and Nancy “Botox” Pelosi, because we need to keep the fine ole tradition of corruption, incompetence and outright moonbattery in our fed.gov alive and well because it has worked out sooo well for the middle class, national security and energy independence, dontcha’ know.
And you wonder why I say that our problems will not be solved by voting?
I couldn’t watch past 3 seconds without starting to wretch.
Hey Hope! I’d give you an “UPCHECK” except that our “like” and “dislike” buttons seems to have vanished with the new web server Jim’s using! Oh well.. I’d rather have no buttons and TBP than buttons with no access!
MA
What a slut, a real cum dumpster. I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick!
“I’m Mr. Sterling’s right hand arm.”
Fuckin’ brilliant. Sign her up. She’d probably win.
Nice to see HZK back, with a primo comment.
These people are breeding (uneducated welfare deadbeats with sub-70 IQ’s) at the expense of taxpayers, 100 million of ’em. This twunt is a hybrid (1/2 Mexican and 1/2 black). She can barely speak English, but I’m sure she does a good Ebonics. All that seems to matter is those lips can suck the chrome off a bumper hitch. The new normal…
Durp…..
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AWD ,you need some black p-ussy.Clam you down
If I recall correctly Mr. Elmer fudgepacker liked cunting for wabbits…
AWD
Just in case you missed it, the progressives have discovered what causes obesity.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2573749/Is-racism-making-FAT-Victims-prejudice-greater-risk-obesity.html
HZK, like they say, if voting actually solved anything it would be illegal. Or something like that.
What’s up with all the intelligent folks here lamenting the loss of the thumbs up feature? I don’t miss it because I don’t use it. At the end of the day it’s just a mechanism of a mutual admiration society. I think intelligent people can read an intelligent comment without clicking a button.
Nouveau Riche Magazine reports that Kanye and Kim want France’s official security forces for their hoopla wedding. CNN will cover this Royal pain in the ass wedding nonstop.
This is what we need Billy to address, not the po blacks taking advantage of free shit because they don’t know better but the rich motherfuckers that know better but still think the world is here to cater to their every whim.
You thought Pippa’s ass was padded, wait til you see this monstrosity up close and personal on your 75″ flat screen.
Kim has to marry that gargantuan ass just to make her battleship stern seem small by comparison. It’s enough to turn Godzilla green with envy and make him go on a rampage. Somebody has to go on a rampage over the gall of this insufferable egomaniac.
I didn’t get an invite. Crap.
“What a slut, a real cum dumpster. I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick!”
My buddy Phil said he was in Thailand where the prettiest girls were actually guys. If not for the yearbook showing her as a girl, I would think we were being treated to a variation of the crying game. She reminds me of that tranny Gwen Araujo, the Wabbit looks attractive enough in some pics and mannish in others. Judging from the yearbook, she has had a bit of plastic surgery.
I don’t understand all the revulsion and black pussy hating going on here, obviously you vagina-phobes have not had your fill of anal sex. I have witnessed some rancher type older gentlemen walking down the Strip in the company of Nubian Princesses so I know it isn’t all that revolting unless your afraid of pussy.
I’ve got Up and Down buttons.
Sometimes I have to refresh the page to get them to pop up, I figure that is one of my cookie/ad-blockers trying to do their jobs too well.
I wish I knew WTF http://www.methodwow.com (a gamer site) was talking about.