PELOSI’S GRANDSON

Nancy Pelosi Rushes Into Living Room To Hear Grandson’s First Talking Point

News in BriefFamilyPoliticspoliticians ISSUE 50•19 May 15, 2014

SAN FRANCISCO—Setting down her newspaper at the sound of the young child’s voice, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi reportedly rushed into her living room Thursday to hear her grandson say his first talking point. “Paul, get in here, I think he’s doing it,” said Pelosi, who reportedly could barely contain her excitement as the toddler proceeded to sputter through a line about reinvigorating the middle class by opposing tax cuts for Big Oil and corporations that ship jobs overseas. “Would you listen to that? He even pronounced ‘special interests’ correctly. Quick, somebody get the camcorder; I want to be able to save this forever.” As of press time, Pelosi was carefully helping her grandson walk back previous comments on Benghazi.

Via The Onion

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Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
May 16, 2014 9:50 am

Whew, for a minute there I thought she was rushing in with the syringe of Botox to ease his baby wrinkles.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
May 16, 2014 10:31 am

N P has that permanent poker face thanks to Botox…..I’d bet she’s the Joker’s Grandma .

taxSlave
taxSlave
May 16, 2014 7:24 pm

She is a frightening bitch.