McDonald’s Janitor Would Like To Thank Everyone Who Tossed Half-Full Cups Of Soda Into Trash
BLOOMINGTON, IN—In an effusive display of gratitude toward the local community, McDonald’s custodian Kevin Daniels expressed his sincere thanks Wednesday to every customer who has thrown a half-filled cup of soda into any of his workplace’s eight trash receptacles. “Honestly, I can’t say thank you enough to all of you out there for not finishing your large cups of Coke and Dr. Pepper and then just tossing them into the garbage, especially the ones with a lot of ice—I appreciate those the most,” said Daniels, noting that the multiple times per day he carries a heavy, sloshing, and oftentimes leaking garbage bag to the dumpster behind the restaurant he realizes just how lucky he is. “I also want to give special praise to all of you who attempt to cram your soiled napkins and uneaten bits of burgers and Egg McMuffins into cans that are already overflowing. That truly makes my day. And don’t let me forget all the times you’ve smeared ketchup on the flap of the trash can where it dried and needed to be scraped off. Can’t wait to see what wonderful surprises the future has in store.” Daniels added that given how happy and grateful he is for all that McDonald’s customers do for him every day, he felt that it was extremely selfish of him to be making a full $8 an hour.
….I never do that. The liquid goes down the drain, then the cup goes in the trash. When I was a kid a bag ripped and dumped nasty pop and spit (stepdad chewed) all over me.
NEVER AGAIN!
good one!
It’s exactly reality. the thing that made me laught is the “all happy” writing behind him…
you know you have reach the bottom when you wear the famous red polo.
next step, you live in the street
I’m glad to hear that this white male is just so down with the “white privilege” thing as to be working and grateful for this job where he has to clean up all the soggy trash of those people previously oppressed by white scum like him.
Social Justice in Action!!!!! I expect to see The Justice Brothers showing up to give him a Rainbow Medal any minute now!!!!!
My first “official” job was at a Jack in the Box, in 1976. Besides making $2.20/hour, having grease in my hair all day and fending off the amorous advances of the lech manager, it was great!
I learned two things real fast:
1) I would NEVER work in fast food again or eat it.
2) People are Pigs.
HZK, at least you saw love and learned dietetics…
Hey, he’s got gloves on, and he eats free at McShits, what more could a white boy want?
I wonder if the new motoman burger flipper can train the new motoman maintenance robot to empty McShit’s garbage cans…..
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My first job was at Dairy Queen in Tomball,Tx ( 1973 ) . We had old fashioned cash registers etc so you had to have half a brain to ring up the orders .
I learned early on…rude folks got their food fucked with . I once added a fly to a ladies milkshake prior to mixing it up ( she was a rude bitch ) .
The kickers would come through the drive through and always had something shitty to say….can you say spit on your burger….we had signals etc to give to the cooks….one hocker burger coming right up !
Your welcome! And thanks for voting for Obama.
Throwing a disease carrying fly in a milkshake borders on criminality. Rude or not you are fucked in the head.
Maybe he should thank the company he works for too:
for making it better buying a big drink than a small one
for putting way too much ice in the drink
and also (and mainly) for not providing any other way of disposing of your unwanted drink
What is he solution? waiting 5 hours for the ice to melt and drinking it to the last drop until you explode?
This guy is stupid!
Kevin, if the trash cans are over flowing then McDonals is doing a poor job of attending to the cleanliness of their stores. Rather than sarcastically thanking the customers, who make your job necessary, for not hunting around the dining room in search of trash receptical that isn’t over flowing how about you petition your employer to provide customers with either more trash cans or to sufficiently staff their store with enough employees to keep it adequately clean?