CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE

Bored? Want to be guilted into being sorry you’re white? Well, just take the test below, and find out your guilt level.

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Brave new people’s web test: Check Your Privilege!

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

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ThePessimisticChemist
ThePessimisticChemist
May 20, 2014 4:30 pm

I’m a shitlord, with a score of 145. Also, that was an odd set of questions.

Tommy
Tommy
May 20, 2014 4:35 pm

I’m a bad man apparently. But, I just hired two people today – they seemed pretty happy about it. Hmmm.

Pirate Jo
Pirate Jo
May 20, 2014 4:53 pm

I am Dragonkin!

Sky above, voice within.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
May 20, 2014 4:55 pm

By popular demand, I will bring back my rant on white privilege.

“Check my white privilege?” Are you freaking kidding me?

You liberal progressives can check your “white privilege” in the farthest reaches of your rectum, where your brain clearly resides.

Here’s why: All you liberal progressives whining about “white privilege” do so SOLELY BECAUSE OF THE BOUNTY AND FREEDOM PRODUCED BY “WHITE PRIVILEGE”, which is just code for Judeo-Christian values specifically and for Western Civilization in general.

With which you lunatics have been at war with for 200 years.

Oh Lord, the cognitive dissonance is strong in you folks.

You loons would reject the very foundation of the system that has given you so much.
Who do you think invented your CAR, the GAS to power it, the PAVED & SAFE ROADs you can travel FREELY upon?
Who do you think invented HOT & COLD running water, INDOOR PLUMBING (my personal favorite) and a CLIMATE CONTROLLED home, filled with SAFE FOOD from all over planet EARTH?

Who do your think brought you the MEDICAL advances that has improved the HEALTH of millions of people and pushed the human LIFE SPAN into the 80s?

Who do you think invented the FREE MARKET SYSTEM and CAPITALISM which has raised the standard of living of millions of people and actually created the idea of DISPOSABLE INCOME and RETIREMENT?

Who do you think brought you the COMPUTER, powered by ELECTRICITY and connected to the entirety of planet Earth via THE INTERNET?

Who do you think brought you the CONSTITUTION and the BILL of RIGHTs that has given you the FREEDOM to spout this batshit crazy-barking moonbat-codswallop without fear of retribution or imprisonment?

Yes, all that is brought to you by “white privilege”, yes, by the hard work and creativity of mostly WHITE people from predominantly WHITE societies that invented and embraced those pesky Judeo Christian values of Western Civilization and by doing so have raised the standard of living of millions of people OF ALL RACES AND CULTURES.

In fact, the bounty of “white privilege” is not restricted to white people. All societies or countries that have embraced these values REGARDLESS OF RACE or ETHNICITY have been successful. All societies or countries that have repudiated these “white” values are dismal failures where the people are mired in poverty, violence, illiteracy and barbarism.

Was it “all good”? No. So please tell me, what system is? The good is NOT the enemy of the perfect. Only in Western Civilization has there been an actual attempt at RIGHTING THE WRONGS OF THE PAST, protecting MINORITIES and providing a HAVEN for people fleeing the very Utopian HELLS created by a rejection of the values of “white privilege”.

You want to live without the “evil” of “white privilege”?

I’ll give you libtard proglodytes your chance. To the first 10 takers, I’ll spring for a first class airline ticket to the Turd World country of your choice that has turned its back on “white privilege”, that has ethnically cleansed its “white” people and generally turned its back on Western Civilization.
Take your pick – Zimbabwe, South Africa, Haiti, the Middle East (except Israel), China, Indonesia, etc. Oh, there are so many parts of the world ruined by your evil liberal-progressive-Marxist-Socialist polices it will be difficult to choose, much less find a functioning infrastructure!

I’ll even pay for you to live 1 year in these places and experience the lack of “white privilege” you so ardently desire, up close and personal.

As an added bonus, I will also pay for the proctologist of your choice to remove your head from your rectum so perhaps you can understand and APPRECIATE how the lives of most of humanity was lifted from the Stone Age to the Space Age in the span of several generations, thanks to the bounty of “white privilege”.

A world without “white privilege”, as you seem to so desire, is really a world without Western Civilization. Have at it. Go ahead, be my guest, go live in a hut, with a dirt floor, hungry, cold and dirty, die in childbirth or some tribal conflict in your youth, watch the majority of your infants and children die before their 5th birthday, be illiterate and impoverished with no hope for a better future.

And for your Prog Wymans or Womyns or whatever the fuck out there? Welcome to the world of female genital mutilation, child marriage, early death in childbirth, inferior status to men, honor killing, gang rape and a life of grinding hard labor with either a funeral pyre, a suicide vest or homelessness at the end of it. War on Women indeed.

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

So, for all you “white privileged” liberal progressives out there – you can kiss my big Texas…. grits, have a Nice Armageddon and may Harmony find you.

Oh, and Fuck You.

flash
flash
May 20, 2014 5:12 pm

The debate is over..

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May192014
College Wins Debate By Speaking in Ebonics

On March 24, Towson University won the 2014 Cross Examination Debate Association’s national championship. Towson defeated the University of Oklahoma. What was Towson’s strategy? Inexplicably using the N-word over and over again in an incomprehensible tirade.

Here is an actual excerpt (with profanity redacted). See if you are able to tell what Towson is arguing in favor or against:

They say the n*****s always already qu***, that’s exactly the point! It means the impact is that the that the is the impact term, uh, to the afraid, uh, the, that it is a case term to the affirmative because, we, uh, we’re saying that qu*** bodies are not able to survive the necessarily means of the body. Uh, uh, the n***** is not able to survive.

Have no idea what the person was arguing? Here, maybe another real excerpt will help you:

Uh, man’s sole “jabringing” object disfigure religion trauma and nubs, uh, the, inside the trauma of representation that turns into the black child devouring and identifying with the stories and into the white culture brought up, uh, de de de de de, dink, and add subjectively like a white man, the black man!

Again, this is a national championship. The organization that holds the debate was founded over 40 years ago and has held national debate tournaments for decades.
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MuckAbout
MuckAbout
May 20, 2014 5:19 pm

Oh my! HZK climbed upon her gurney and let fly a good one! Great rant/post Hope.. (I’m surprised that as long as you have been a screaming high class monkey on TBP you would lost all “hope” before now!)..

I love the new “diversity” of our current sheriff of Lake County (Borders is his name)… Every week – I dunno, maybe twice a week), the sheriff’s office posts a quarter page, top to bottom list of photo and ID data on Lake County (FL) “Most Wanted Criminals”.

Up until a few weeks ago, it consisted of two columns of pictures of individuals who had sexually battered someone, cashed bad checks, grand theft, robbery, car theft, etc., et al. 95% were black or hispanic with an occasional white face stuck in there for murder, meth manufacture — what ever.

Several weeks ago, SOMEONE bit the sheriff on the left nut (had to be a black female) and complained bitterly that Sheriff Borders was “raciss” because the pictures and info was almost always of black males and females, very few white males and just the occasional white female.

What to we have now? A stunning layout of wanted criminals – white/black, white/black, white/black, white/hispanic, white female/black female. The crimes wander around a bit too. Murder for the black woman versus shop lifting for the white woman which surely is a more heinous crime.

This past week I LMAO because they have taken to re-running pictures of shop lifting white women who have been ‘captured” i.e. given a citation, over and over as “captured” because they’ve run out of white women to “diversify” the “Wanted Page”….

I drove by the sheriffs office last week and barfed on the steps just show my support for “diversity”!

MA

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
May 20, 2014 5:34 pm

It’s Zarathustran/Judeo/Christian values damnit! Quit denying we started it all!

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 20, 2014 5:48 pm

I took the test and the result was this: “Your privilege level is Advantaged with a score of 10”

I have no fucking idea what that means. I skipped the gender question because I did not understand the options listed.

There are now several black Suburbans outside my home and an odd sounding helicopter my puppy is barking at. I’m sure the nice men in dark glasses will explain it all.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
May 20, 2014 6:11 pm

@Muck: Thanks my friend. I have Just Had It with all this nonsense. I also don’t give a shit anymore what anybody says. It is so liberating, better than burning my bra, which I have never done but it sounds like fun. Since I have been working out (in my garden) and am heavily armed at all times, I have no fear.

I also carry around a copy of all the anti-white racial slurs from the Racial Slur Database (http://www.rsdb.org/) so if we’re going to get in a hate fest I can remind the other guy of all the great racial antiwhite slurs he/she might be missing. Don’t want to get short changed here!

As to “hope”, well, I am a (probably) terminal optimist, hope springs eternal and all that.

My motto for 2014 is “Fuck It”, so there you go.

@Zara: Oops, I forgot to put your values in with the JC ones.

Punk in Drublic
Punk in Drublic
May 20, 2014 6:17 pm

Holy fuck! I’m extremely oppressed!

I considered my seething rage at the political and financial systems a mental disability. Maybe that was it…

Pete
Pete
May 20, 2014 6:38 pm

This is as good a place to share this as any. When I first saw this I thought it was a hoax, but sadly enough it is real.

Please take a few minutes to watch this video….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCx2uGBhvEc

Here is an Atlantic article the discusses this garbage as if it were a serious endeavor.

http://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2014/04/traditional-college-debate-white-privilege/360746/

Ed
Ed
May 20, 2014 7:03 pm

Your privilege level is Disadvantaged with a score of -100

I think selecting Homeless (I live as a fulltime RVer) and None for my Profession (Retired) probably put me over the top. I’m right with the Homies and down on all yo all with privilege but will probably get busted by the thought police when I slip up and have white thoughts.

Axel
Axel
May 20, 2014 7:55 pm

I am a particularly excrementicious shitlord with a score of 185.

Persnickety
Persnickety
May 20, 2014 9:52 pm

“Your privilege level is SHITLORD with a score of 170”

Desertrat
Desertrat
May 20, 2014 10:03 pm

Ahright! 175! What the hell, it’s a good start. 🙂

How do I get an upward improvement?

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
May 21, 2014 12:01 am

Check your privilege is stupid. I hear college students touting that phrase like it has personal conviction. Ugh.

SSS
SSS
May 21, 2014 12:42 am

I got a Shitlord score of 532.98. I win.

Also, Hope is absolutely unique when she gets her dander up. Truly a TBP original. Actual picture of Hope’s dog after one of her rants.

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Das Arschloch
Das Arschloch
May 21, 2014 1:18 am

What is the minimum score required to arrest a communist?

flash
flash
May 21, 2014 6:20 am

Where are all the privileged whites in the NBA?

Two things have shocked me, being a very sensitive soul in the prime of youth: That not a single black player has come out and said that Sterling is within his rights to say what he wants if America is as free a country as it claims to be, and that not a single columnist or pundit has done so either. It’s knee-jerk hysteria and PC gone crazy. Here you have a professional basketball league that along with pro football has been overwhelmed by criminality among the more than three quarters of its players who are black, but the book is thrown at a very rich and rather unpleasant slob for remarks made in private. In Los Angeles, the very city in which Donald Sterling committed the crime of the century, roughly 90 percent of violent crimes are committed by blacks and Hispanics. Almost three times as many black teenage girls as whites become pregnant, and less than half of black American men graduate from high school. One in three black men ends up in prison. I list these horror statistics to show that although the Civil Rights act was passed 50 years ago, the politicians and the media have chosen to look the other way and not read the riot act to black leaders. The contemptible sycophants that call themselves pundits in Washington and New York fell over themselves with verbal inflation to crucify Donald Sterling in case some race hustler targeted them for having remained silent. Courage is an alien word in politics and the media today, especially when it comes to race.

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TJF
TJF
May 21, 2014 8:14 am

I think that cross examination debate video is real. Just another sign that points to the fact that we as a country are doomed.

Wyoming Mike
Wyoming Mike
May 21, 2014 10:47 am

Shitlord 175!

Administrator
Administrator
Admin
May 21, 2014 11:33 am

Shitlord 165

Eddie
Eddie
May 21, 2014 12:13 pm

Pussies.

I got a 190.

llpoh must be off the scale.