I’m headed for the bottomless money pit in Wildwood to do some repair work and cleaning before the dirty filthy renters show up to trash the place in June. This is what I use my vacation days for.
I won’t be posting for most of the day.
If the regulars find anything interesting, submit it and Avalon will release them.
I’ll say hello to my Section 8 homies from everyone at TBP.
I sure have a hankering for that fine Wildwood cuisine
Rental property…..the final frontier. That is one of those deals that just screams common sense on paper, then turns into something else after the shitheads pour bacon grease down the drain, flush socks, and spill shit everywhere. No booze till the works done dammit!
Thank goodness you have a job, and work hard and pay taxes, so your AA obese lazy section 8 disability neighbor can live on the beach, get free EBT cash and food, and take junkets to Atlantic City. Who’s the real slaves these days?
Here’s a classic about admin’s section 8 neighbors:
Admin,
I’ll never understand what you see in Wildwood. I wouldn’t go within a hundred miles of the place…
When I was a kid (mid 1950’s to mid 60’s) we used to go Atlantic City – what a fuckin’ dump. I hear now it’s the same dump but they added casinos.
The link below has all of admin’s wildwood posts. Definitely worth a look, they’re hilarious
http://www.theburningplatform.com/tag/wildwood/
I’m heading to the Hamptons, where the Fed-fueled parasites live. They work just as little, but they’re rich.
“I’ll never understand what you see in Wildwood. I wouldn’t go within a hundred miles of the place”
——-Zarathustra
You have NO idea what you’re talking about. It’s a great place, actually.
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You get a Google “MALWARE” warning when trying to access this story… FYI – maybe one of the photos linked in the comments? You should check it out
http://www.theburningplatform.com/2013/06/03/ive-got-some-bad-news/
I did the same thing all last weekend in Delaware.
The usual rite of the summer season, Getting the boat and the house ready to roll with no help.
Renting would be even more horrific. I have enough problems with my brothers frigging family destroying the place.
The icing on the cake was a 2 hour stop and go traffic jam between Milford and Dover Sunday afternoon coming home.
I won’t go near my place Memorial day weekend.
Enjoy your upcoming season.
Hey, I heard Wendy’s is now selling chocolate covered bacon. =)
Admin likes Wildwood because he can wear his speedo and not feel self-conscious.
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What Jims actual homie greeting from TBP will sound like
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Stucky says:
“I’ll never understand what you see in Wildwood. I wouldn’t go within a hundred miles of the place”
——-Zarathustra
You have NO idea what you’re talking about. It’s a great place, actually.
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I hate that kind of shit. I hate the crowds, I hate the shitty food, I hate the gaudiness. Fuck it. If I’m going to the beach it’s either to be by myself or to watch hot chicks in bikinis. How many hot chicks in bikinis to you see at Wildwood?
That’s what I thought…
Admin will be surprised when he meets his new Section 8 renter
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Zara, a couple bitches you might be interested in
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An actual photo of Zman being alone AND watching girls in bikinis at the beach
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Some places, you really don’t need to floss.
Something you will not see at Wildwood beach
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Haha omg. Admin hope you come back with more hilarious stories.
Something you are likely to see at Wildwood beach….
‘Murica, fuck yea!
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This young honey is excited about her upcoming trip to Wildwood…..
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Send some fat chicks over here, all we got is skinny white chicks. Did you know most porn searches are for voluptuous women? Dang, I was afeered AWD was losing his touch.
My old boss, looking at a skinny white chick, I’d need two of those just to fill me up.
Queers aside, most men got to look at the ass. It’s programmed in the reptile brain, [check ass] looking at women is as basic as gathering food. I’m reminded of the woman who joined her husband in the gold rush days, she wrote that she was not a handsome woman, yet when the miners heard there was a woman around, not having seen one for a year or two, they came to look at her from a distance, one wept just to look at her.
You want to add gloom to the doom, just post something that sounds like this: Women disappearing, female population drops by 12%. Gays rejoice.
Once the real famine hits, all women will be skinny. Fat chicks will command a hefty premium.
My cousin in Denver said, skinny chicks rule in summer, in winter the fat chicks come out in their miniskirts.