Winner gets free Obamacare treatment at a VA Hospital for three years or until you die, whichever comes first.
CAPTION CONTEST
Winner gets free Obamacare treatment at a VA Hospital for three years or until you die, whichever comes first.
Obama: “I wish I was night putting with Reggie”
Putin: “The American people have achieved their goal of electing someone who reflects their inner soul – a downright moron.”
Putin: “No. I don’t suck cock.”
Obama,” The American people believe in me, they trust me and gosh darn it they think I am really special.”
Putin, ” The Russian people fear me, they respect me and they know I can kick this pussies ass.”
Blowbama: “My girl Moochelle has a biger penis and a large set of balls.”
Putin: (thinks of Alina Kabaeva) “Well you got me there…”
Obama: Must…concentrate. Okay….best Colin Powell look. Now…where the hell is my teleprompter? Am I looking Presidential?
Putin: Two hours in the Corner House in Riga and I’d have this mongrel begging for his mama and peeing his pants. Oh, for the old days!
Obama: “I’ve done it, turned the USA into the USSA. Putin can suck my dick (I sure wish he would)”
Putin: “I’ve done it, turned Russia into the new world power. How can America sink so low as to elect this imbecile? It was too easy….”
Obama: At least I have a bigger dick than that white boy.
Putin: At least I have balls.
How Putin handles Oligarchs when they don’t do as they are told:
The savior: “I’m mean it – don’t mess with me…..I’m bad ass”
Putin: “Don’t start something you can’t finish……and get me some tea bitch”
Putin signals I got your left nut under my right heel while BO winces in pain while trying to smile.
No, it wasn’t the USA crowd cheering for Obama, it was the Eurotrash butt kissing sycophants of the French Socialist left cheering for Obama.
they would have given a standing ovation if they werent confined to their hover-round power chairs. lazy fucks
When his time is up Obama will wash his hands and walk away from a BANKRUPT AMERICA. Then Obama will have completed his job.
Barak Cloward-Pivens Obama.
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The savior: ‘wife swap……fuck yeah!’
Putin: ‘I’d sooner give you Ukraine first’ (and get me some fucking tea, bitch!)
The savior: ‘just don’t hurt my Reggie’
Putin: ‘Is that what Moochelle calls it?’
The savior: ‘why are you so stern all the time?’
Putin: ‘same reason you’re so gay all the time’……and get me that tea…..now.
The Penis Depository and The Premier
I Win- I am going to donate my free Obamacare to bb so he can get counseling.
The savior: ‘Wanna go golfing?’
Putin: ‘Later, got some manly presidential shit to do first – my niece will though’
The savior: I’m an inner city community organizer, sort of.
Putin: I’m a lethal soldier, clever spy, and ruthless navigator of deception.
The savior: ‘I like to play mind games’
Putin: ‘I like to play war games’
The savior: ‘oh’
Putin: (nothing but the cold stare)……..(as the savior looks away….).
T4C,
There is a longer clip of this that I have not seen yet, I will try to find it Could you imagine Barry trying this with GM or Goldman Sachs. BWAAAAAAAAAAH. Barry may have the most powerful army in the world, and be in charge of the most powerful nation (currently), but he can’t help but come across as a pussy. It is just his nature and the progressives love it.
Bob.
Sensetti says:
“I Win- I am going to donate my free Obamacare to bb so he can get counseling.
submits popular line, immediately declares himself winner and shits on bb. you should run for president, Sensetti.
Putin is the last statesman. Obama is a lapdog.
“but he (Obama) can’t help but come across as a pussy. It is just his nature”
Bathhouse Barry calls his anus “my little pucker pussy”, which is reserved for Reggie and his gay-bar buddies. It’s pretty obvious that Obama takes it up the ass, is the wide receiver. He even told Putin he’d “be more flexible”, an obvious sexual invitation, after Reggie’s been loosing his sphincter for quite a while now.
and they think communism died with you. ha ha ha.
Barry on Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PBJKbaqMEzI:
Putin’s response:
Obama: You’re kidding, right?
Putin: No, actually, I’m not.
Kiotee
1. I was not aware this was a popular line. Where have you read this before?
The Penis Depository and The Premier
2. My intention was to help bb, the poor bastard is in a debilitated mental state and deteriorating daily.
3. I am clearly the winner with this cutting edge original caption.
Brother Nathaniel on the differences between Obama and Putin
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Obama: “My wife is better than your girlfriend.”
Putin: “I’ve done both of them. My girlfriend is definitely better.”
(This sounds like something Stucky would come up with.)
Sensetti,
You win 3 ways: First, your caption is in line with the other commenters. Secondly, declaring yourself a winner before the tally is a TBP tradition and Last, you slam the “VI” on the way out.
Well done, Maestro.
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
Putin-” You gotta be kiding.”
Obama-” Don’t taze me bro.”
John
Obama,geez this guy is scary! Putin,i will send you my hospital bill.You make me laugh until I hurt myself.
“The Penis Depository and The Premier”
That qualifies as the winner? Please….
Not mulatto cum-dumpster?
Not Reggie’s cock-garage?
Not half-neegrow Hershey highway?
Not Reggie’s gerbil jamboree?
Obama: You’re a dictator!!
Putin: And you’re not??
It looks like i am winning according to the thumbs ups, i will take sensetti’s lead and donate my winnings to Pb (bb) so that he can get the “help” he so badly needs.
Obozo…Hey Putin I lift weights..check the video !
Putin…I saw it you puny bitch;you couldn’t lift the tits on my wife !
harry p. says: It looks like i am winning.
Harry how long have you been hanging around here?
You should know Stucky decides who wins, he’s the final arbiter of everything.
Stucky we wait the judges final decision.
“Caption Contests” do not require my divine intervention, superior analysis, or extreme tallying skills.
It is a simple matter of picking the one post with the highest number of votes. Of course, in the event of a “tie score”, I would certainly intervene.
Therefore, harry p. — copfuk hater extraordinaire — wins.
I’ve been treated in a VA hospital …. once, a few decades ago …….. so, harry p. just “won” the WORST fucking prize in the history of shitty Admin prizes.
I will suc yours if you suc myne
Thank you,
I hereby bequeath my “winnings” to Pb(bb), it will be better used by that mentally ill troll.
working a week in llpoh’s slave factory or a dinner with stuck is not that bad.
Cruel Acct., your on.