PEE WEE OBAMA

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AWD
AWD
June 9, 2014 9:05 am

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I am confident that even the lowest-information voter will not believe a word of what they hear in this obviously contrived attempt at visual agitation. The LIVs will know this because they will have been reminded by the MSM that: there is no television program yet called “Pee-Wee’s Whitehouse”; our Dearest Leader has not yet been arrested for indecent exposure in an adult theater; and, most importantly, our O’liness would never ignore the rule of law and common sense by riding His girly bicycle without an appropriate CPSC approved, tested and mandated helmet. After all, that melon [oops, racist] noggin of his contains the national treasure which is His Brain. The IRS, not to mention the SS (secret service, not to be confused with that other SS), NSA, FBI, CIA and select LGBTABCXYZ groups will make quick work of the persons responsible for the comparative outrage. Hopefully, The One Himself™ will not learn about this defamation on the news.

In Normandy, using his bicycle riding skills as a show of daring, Comrade Obama showed everyone that he is just as manly as the next president. He also showed his genius by chewing gum and riding his sissy classic bicycle in circles around Super-Putin.

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AWD
AWD
June 9, 2014 9:06 am

I’ll bet Putin never did this?!

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Stucky
Stucky
June 9, 2014 11:06 am

Putin has moobs.

But, do you guys slam him, as you do me?? Nooooo …..

bb
bb
June 9, 2014 11:12 am

Problem is your starting to look like a female hound Dog right after she gives birth.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
June 9, 2014 11:22 am

Stucky,
It’s my guess that Putin’s moobs can bench press a little more than yours.
Bob.

AWD
AWD
June 9, 2014 3:35 pm

StuckenMoobs

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NIck A
NIck A
June 9, 2014 7:17 pm

Maybe Vlad the Impaler should switch from Spironolactone to Eplerenone! (seeing as trials indicate a reduced incidence of gynaecomastia in males).

As to bicycles, if more Americans (and Australians too!) cycled rather than drove to work / town / leisure activities, we’d be seeing a significant net reduction in National waistlines, along with a significant net utilisation of our already stretched Medical resources. Short distances (5 miles or so each way) are pretty easy, and with a decent set of panniers, there’s no excuse of “where can I put the shopping?” Follow the commonsense rues – heavy items go low (improves C of G and so stability), and off you go (literally).

Inexpensive, and effective, means to maintain a reasonable level of fitness, with far more utility value than sweating it out in an overpriced Gym!