YOU DON’T NEED A CREDIT CARD TO BARTER

Another slice of Americana from Hardscrabble Farmer

The day began with a soft rain in the hours before dawn. I usually get up before everyone else, make a pot of coffee and catch up on the world outside through the Internet. I have been using my daughter’s laptop lately because our desktop shit the bed about six weeks ago. Unfortunately I ah a contract/insurance policy through an outside IT company and I tried, unsuccessfully, for the past six weeks to get the thing back up and running. After forty or so phone calls to the good people of India and thirty hours of my time, I still don’t have a functioning computer and I’m out the $400 for the policy. In fact, I was on the phone with them at 10 am when a neighbor drove up in his pickup.

The rain eased up and the two of us took a walk with the animals following at a safe distance, chewing their cud methodically. My neighbor had just finished baling hay on a couple of his fields and having heard from another farmer that we were building our herd he was interested in selling me 600 bales.

We don’t do a lot of paying for things so we got around to talking about what he needed for trade.

He’s a lot younger than I am, early thirties I’d guess, but he was hip to what’s going down with the economy and by the time the walk had come to an end we had made a trade so that he now had a feeder calf and I had some extra hay. He feeds his family, I feed mine. Neither of us lost out, both of us gained something and we both came to an understanding. Turns out this guy was one of the firemen who helped when my barn burned down even though we had never met face to face

As we shook hands at the back of his truck I could tell that I now had one more ally I could depend on and I think he felt the same. Two interactions, one for money on the scale of global economics, across continents and costing me countless hours with no resolution. The other local, with someone who spoke my language for something that benefited both parties, and at no cost out of pocket.

No one has to live this way, the constant consumption, the eating out, the credit cards, the foreign intermediaries and everyone at every level with their hand outstretched, wanting a cut.

Like the old lady in the commercial says, “That’s not how this works. That’s now any of this is supposed to work.”

Right now the kids are out back, the rain falling again as they laugh and scream from the trampoline and after I post this I am going to take the HP 300 Touch Smart desktop down to the sand pit and put a couple of rounds through it for my own entertainment.

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TE
TE
June 13, 2014 8:17 pm

I love your articles Hardscrabble, really do.

Bartering is the free market at its finest. Probably why Reagan made it taxable 30 some odd years ago.

Well, taxable if not an “even” trade, and I’m sure we are all 100% compliant with our annual forms to the federales. I know I am. Really. I also know that I don’t make a trade that isn’t even, I’m not a charity. Well, not often.

So, you can buy a laptop that probably has more power, hard drive and processing than your old HP did for right around the same cost of your service contract. The only problem is that everything now comes with Windows 8, you might as well just copy the feds everytime you turn that damn program on. But, really, unless you have enough knowledge to kick Apple, Microsoft and Google to the curb, it can’t much matter anymore.

Peace to you HF. I know I’m not supposed too, but I envy your life. Kudos and hugs.

Keep ’em coming, your writing truly has melody and I truly enjoy it!

SSS
SSS
June 13, 2014 9:21 pm

Hardscrabble is a TBP gem.

I’d outline my recommended form of bartering (I collect coins), but I ain’t about to give away the keys to the candy store on the Internet.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 13, 2014 9:56 pm

Been thinking about offering “Will Fuck for Food”, but I’d starve to death.

llpoh
llpoh
June 13, 2014 10:14 pm

Re tax implications, I suspect HS is clean as he is exchanging one business product for another, but by law it needs to be declared. The other fellow likely owed tax as he is exchanging commercial good for a consumer good. In other words he may be in the business of growing hay but he is not likely going to sell that calf. He will owe tax on the profit of that exchange.

I strongly recommend folks do not numerate their activities on the Web if they are 1) not complying with tax law, and 2) are easily discoverable. HS is easily discoverable, but I am sure 1) does not apply. The IRS I’d not benevolent.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
June 14, 2014 6:40 am

We keep a written account of everything we do, what we plant, the temperature, condition of the fields, animal births and deaths. At the end of the year our genial old tax man sifts through it all and by design it always turns out that we come up somewhere near the poverty level. I am not ashamed as that is the governments designation for our state of affairs, not mine. In fact, part of the reason I have been so open about what we do and how we do it is because it is one of the few ways to actually make some kind of difference. We neither feed the system nor are we fed by it. Our biggest cash outlay annually is our property taxes and as I have also said it is the one tax I do not resent paying because the payback is tangible. I kn ow our local cops and respect them and the way they operate, I use our local roads and am friends with the town road agents. We whole family benefits from the library, our town clerk buys chicken from us, the docks are well maintained down at the lake and the local schools are staffed by neighbors, most of whom are decent people with good intentions. That’s the way taxation ought to work, like commerce- locally where you can see the results with your own eyes and where your eyes are the check on how the money is spent. New England has a long tradition of both frugality and self reliance, but when needs arise for the crankiest of us, everyone sees that it is met.

What I was getting at is that in the current paradigm- and I lived it too for most of my life before we decided to do this- there is an exchange that rarely benefits the person. The consumer, yes, the human being, almost never. The way we live provides benefits we never knew existed, could never have known if we hadn’t done it and those intangibles, sleeping safe and sound, knowing your neighbor is keeping an eye out, trusting the word of the person you see every day, eating healthy at little or no cost every time you sit at table, being content with what you have instead of dissatisfied with what you do not, these are valuable things to have. In most neighborhoods in America if you heard gunshots going off at a distance you’d be alarmed, here it is a comfort because it reminds you that the community has teeth and that they keep them sharpened, not that some gangbangers have drifted in looking for a score. I wish more people were willing to take leap of faith required to embrace a way of living that has been ridiculed by the very people who take advantage of us, for all the reasons I have outlined since I started posting here. They need us, we don’t need them. All life takes place on a local level but they’ve managed to convince tens of millions of us that what some celebrity says or does or what a politician in a D.C. Taj Mahal decrees has value to us when clearly the opposite is true. They take our money, deliver us fear and envy then mock us to our faces and we keep on taking it when all we have to do is stand up from the table and say, “I’ve had enough.”

The idea that revolutions have got to be fought with armies is antiquated. Revolutions are fought with ideas and minds capable of grasping them. If we spent our lives in farm fields instead of battlefields we’d be free from the oppression because they need us, we don’t need them.

The rain has finally abated and tonight is the Father/Daughter dance under a full moon in town. Before then I will collect eggs, weed the gardens, block up firewood for Winter and spend the day with the people I love and care for the most. There’s no pay check waiting for me at the end, but the benefits… they are worth everything.

Tim
Tim
June 14, 2014 10:13 am

Jim –

Is it possible to contact you and/or hardscrabble directly via email?

Thanks,
Tim

Llpoh
Llpoh
June 14, 2014 11:43 pm

Admin – they should declare them. But if they do not, and then they post on the net my name is such and such, I live at xyz Avenue, Phillie, and I do not declare my tips is the height of stupidity.